Sunday, May 8, 2011

Staralicious

Staralicious


Man Jailed For Pleasuring Himself In Cow Shit

Posted: 08 May 2011 01:17 AM PDT

Man Jailed For Pleasuring Himself In Cow Shit

Man Jailed For Pleasuring Himself In Cow ShitOn the scale of fetishes, this is a new one to me, but then maybe I just don’t walk enough on the wildside, perhaps I have been missing out on the all the cow poo goodness for all these years.

Apparently 41 year old David Truscott doesn’t suffer from a lack of knowledge about the pleasure that can be obtained from large quantities of cow shit.

Truscott was caught for a third time imbibing in all the pooey goodness, when he was found naked apart from a single sock by farmer Clive Roth's 16-year-old son last month, on Woodbury House Farm in Penzance

When officers arrived, he was covered in a large amount of slurry and mud and was surrounded by tissues.

It was the third time he was caught in similar circumstances at the same farm. He was previously jailed for offenses linked to his fetish.

Judge Christopher Elwen, presiding at Truro Crown Court, turned down defense calls for a suspended sentence, saying that Truscott had to be jailed for his "bizarre and perverted activities."

Truscott pleaded guilty at an earlier hearing to breaching a restraining order and causing harassment, he is now serving a 2 year sentence at Her Majesty’s pleasure.

At least he left the cows alone!

Jesse James – Kat von D Is A Demon In Bed

Posted: 08 May 2011 12:54 AM PDT

Jesse James – Kat von D Is A Demon In Bed

Kate Von D and Jesse James

I always wondered what the attraction was for Sandra Bullock and after his recent interview with Howard Stern, the only conclusion you could draw was that she was just having a bit of rough.

During an interview on Howard Stern’s Sirius XM radio show on Thursday, James, 42 was happy to compare his new love, Kate Von D, to his ex wife Bullock.

“Who’s more fun in bed? Sandra Bullock or Kat Von D?” Stern, 57 asked.

“That one’s an easy no-brainer,” James replied.

“Kat von D?” Stern asked.

“Yes, sir.  100 percent.  She’s a vixen,” James said of the L.A. Ink star (real name: Katherine Drachenberg), 29. “The way she gets in my head and makes me feel.”

“It’s a mental thing,” James gushed of sex with his bride-to-be “We’re just connected on a whole different level.”

James claimed that he never felt quite so secure with third wife Bullock, 46.

“I always felt like any moment that rug was going to be yanked out,” he said, and looked back on her emotional March 2010 Oscar acceptance speech, in which he watched teary-eyed in the audience. “Yeah, she could stand there in front of the world and say she loved me, but in my mind I was thinking, yeah bulls***…’You don’t love me.”

James, being the good guy that he is didn’t cheat on the Bullock straight away.

“It took a couple years,” he explained. “It was like a very short bubble…It was hard. I married America’s sweetheart, and she’s one of the biggest stars in the world, but I’m still this f***ed up kid from Long Beach.”

“I did really love her and I did really care for her,” James insisted to Stern “The stuff that I did that was bad I don’t think necessarily nullifies everything I felt…I really did have real feelings for her.  The problem was me.”

“We adopted a kid at that time and it brought us closer together and actually our relationship was in a really good place,” James noted. “It was better than it had ever been in that moment.  I hadn’t totally fixed myself yet, but I put all of the stuff I was doing in check.”

Don’t it make you all fuzzy inside!

Talking about the time mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee sold the story of their affair to a tabloid, James said:

“I’m angry with myself for not doing the right thing,” he admitted. “I should have just left her.”

James says his marriage to Bullock didn’t fit his bad-guy persona:

“in a certain type of box” that inhibited him. “I’m one of those dudes that like, ‘Hey, somebody owes me money.  Cool, I’m going to knock their teeth out until they pay me.’  But all of a sudden I couldn’t do stuff like that before, because then it would become about Sandy.  Everything would have a reflection on her…All of a sudden I had to kind of live in this certain perception so no one got embarrassed and no one’s movie was affected.”

Life is good now, after the pair of tattooed intelligentsia announced their engagement in January.

“Who would imagine that like a year ago, when everything was this giant s***storm and I’m running around like a scalded dog, and who would imagine that one year later I’m happier than I’ve ever been?”

“I’ve met someone that makes me happy — an amazing woman that is willing to accept me for my faults and not try to change me and loves me like crazy and has my back.”

No comments:

Post a Comment