What Would Tyler Durden Do |
- Lindsay Lohan may or may not avoid all jail time
- Tuesday headlines, with Miley Cyrus vs. Elaine Benes
- bin Laden is photogenic
- Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is reportedly hot, naked
- Miley Cyrus covered Nirvana “Smells Like Teen Spirit”
- Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan
| Lindsay Lohan may or may not avoid all jail time Posted: 03 May 2011 03:59 PM PDT The bad news is that TMZ says Lindsay Lohan might not spend one day in jail, despite the fact that a judge sentenced her to 120 days for violating her probation. The good news is they base this on something that isn’t even remotely true. …for non-violent, misdemeanor offenses, the Sheriff’s Department [...] |
| Tuesday headlines, with Miley Cyrus vs. Elaine Benes Posted: 03 May 2011 02:05 PM PDT MILEY CYRUS - showed what a good dancer she is in concert, but how does she compare to Elaine Benes? The answer is clear: Miley Cyrus is the finest dancer of our generation. (youtube) TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE - created ‘South Park’ of course, and if you don’t know they have a new [...] |
| Posted: 03 May 2011 12:39 PM PDT On Thursday, Time magazine will run a cover showing Osama bin Laden stamped with a red X, because yesterday SEAL Team 6 kicked in the door of his bedroom and shot him in his fucking face. It’s similar to the covers announcing the death of Adolf Hitler in 1945, Saddam Hussein in 2003, [...] |
| Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is reportedly hot, naked Posted: 03 May 2011 11:37 AM PDT This is embarrassing but clearly I was wrong in thinking that Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is actually kind of goofy looking because she's number 1 on the 2011 Maxim Hot 100, and sorta naked on the cover. And obviously Maxim knows what they’re doing because number 4 on the list is Cameron Diaz, even though [...] |
| Miley Cyrus covered Nirvana “Smells Like Teen Spirit” Posted: 03 May 2011 08:51 AM PDT This video of Miley Cyrus and her nasally voice doing a cover of "Smells Like Teen Spirit" during a concert in Ecuador last week could be worse, but only if that girl from the Ring crawled out of your screen and started stabbing you. |
| Lindsay Lohan is still Lindsay Lohan Posted: 03 May 2011 07:37 AM PDT Whenever Lindsay Lohan gets in trouble, which is a lot, she always makes a big fake effort before her sentencing to pretend like she's changed. Like when she checked into this sober living house or went to this homeless shelter. It’s only to impress the judge, and after that she never goes [...] |
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