Tuesday, February 1, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

So Remember When Kim Kardashian Said She Was Done Posing Nude?

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 02:16 PM PST

   
Whoops. While Kim Kardashian spent most of yesterday pretending to be appalled by her “full-on nipple” that somehow magically appeared in W Magazine – Side Note: They’ve since inexplicably defended the shoot by calling it “art?” Oh, like Piss Christ. – she conveniently left out the part where she posed for the March issue of FHM Read More ...

Jon Cryer Looks Thrilled, Just Thrilled

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 01:00 PM PST

   
With Two and a Half Men officially on hiatus, poor Jon Cryer has nothing to do now but run around jogging with a face full of pure murder. Which is kind of stupid considering he works on a show that hands Charlie Sheen $2 million an episode, so there’s no way he should’ve assumed this Read More ...

Cheryl Burke in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 12:14 PM PST

   
♫ Hey, hey, wait a minute, Mr. Postman… ♫ — Wait. Oh, God. - Christina Applegate had a baby. - Joaquin Phoenix didn’t retire after all. What are the odds? - Brad Pitt might have explosives in his boxers. - Tom Hardy is that guy. - Apparently all of Glee is assholes. - Ditto for Read More ...

JWoww is a Spokesmodel Now

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 10:55 AM PST

   
Because apparently the job requires both a massive fake life and tits, here’s Jersey Shore’s JWoww shilling for Ab Cuts at a New Jersey GNC yesterday which suddenly reminds me of my childhood in eastern Pennsylvania and so I must speak to you in italics: As many did at the time, my family and I would Read More ...

Kacey Jordan is Describing Sex with Charlie Sheen Now

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 09:59 AM PST

   
Porn star Kacey Jordan has been cashing in as fast as she can since being the first to identify herself as 1/4th of Charlie Sheen’s quadruple hooker bonanza. She’s literally taking any interview on the table which is why I’d like to offer her $20 to explain the marketability of having grotesquely swollen labia because Read More ...

Pete Wentz is a Great Dad

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 09:18 AM PST

   
Call me old-fashioned, but I’m pretty sure you’re never supposed to carry a child by the butthole. I understand Pete Wentz has a coffee in one hand, but is gripping Bronx Mowgli by the ass-cheek really the best way to transport a toddler across the street? Because that just seems like a warning sign to Read More ...

Minka Kelly Has GQ Outtakes

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 08:26 AM PST

   
Presumably this is God’s way of making up for me having to stare at the various hatchet wounds – an overgenerous if not entirely misleading term – of Charlie Sheen’s porn star/hookers, because here are new outtakes from Minka Kelly’s photo shoot for the February 2011 issue of GQ. In the meantime, she’s recently been Read More ...

Halle Berry Prepares for Huge, Beautiful, Ample, Chocolate Custody Battle

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 07:45 AM PST

   
Halle Berry has apparently dropped out of a movie for the sole purpose of whooping Gabriel Aubry’s ass in court over custody of their daughter, according to People: “Halle has serious concerns for her daughter’s well-being while in the care of her father for any extended period of time and is prepared to take all necessary Read More ...

Kelly Ripa Looks Different…

Posted: 01 Feb 2011 06:45 AM PST

   
Here’s Kelly Ripa out in New York City yesterday where she proved to this writer that she’s more than just a penis button: She’s also a burn victim with a cleft palate. How she finds the time to do it between three kids and a fast-paced career is anybody’s guess. You go, girl! Photos: INFdaily Read More ...
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