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- Cheryl Burke Thinks Bikinis Make You Fly (They Do.) and Other News
- Jordan Bratman Still Won’t Move Out
- Sarah Shahi: World’s Sexiest Melting Pot
- Jennifer Aniston Cured Perez Hilton
- This is Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend?
- Justin Timberlake Banged Mila Kunis
- Kelly Brook’s in a Bikini Again
- Halle Berry Was Mel Gibson All Along
- Lindsay Lohan Was Tipped Off
- Charlie Sheen: ‘Thanks, Everybody!’
| Cheryl Burke Thinks Bikinis Make You Fly (They Do.) and Other News Posted: 03 Feb 2011 02:20 PM PST    - Twilight is required reading at Ohio State University now. *dials up France* I’m moving in. - Jane Velez-Mitchell believes homosexuality is God’s morning after pill. - Diddy gave his son a Mercedes limo for making the honor roll. — That sounds about right. - Ellen DeGeneres is the puppet-master. - Aubrey O'Day thinks Read More ... |
| Jordan Bratman Still Won’t Move Out Posted: 03 Feb 2011 01:46 PM PST    Despite separating months ago and Christina Aguilera more than likely carrying Matthew Rutler’s baby, Jordan Bratman is still refusing to move out of their $11.5 million mansion, according to Us Weekly. However, there are several factors to consider here before insinuating he hides in a closet, watching and weeping as his former bride receives another Read More ... |
| Sarah Shahi: World’s Sexiest Melting Pot Posted: 03 Feb 2011 12:41 PM PST    Esquire.com has launched a new feature showcasing the photography of Me in My Place, and decided to kick things off with Texan/Iranian/Spanish/model/actress Sarah Shahi, star of USA’s Fairly Legal which I’m going to go ahead and assume is a show made by and for Charlie Sheen. At any rate, you can view more over at Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston Cured Perez Hilton Posted: 03 Feb 2011 11:52 AM PST    Jennifer Aniston appeared on The Ellen DeGeneres show today where she revealed she’s the one who transformed Perez Hilton into a kinder, gentler blogger hirer of ghostwriters instructed to dangle from Lady GaGa’s veal drapes: Ellen: We should talk about Perez Hilton because Perez Hilton was a guy who was doing some nasty things to a Read More ... |
| This is Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend? Posted: 03 Feb 2011 10:41 AM PST    Despite covering celebrities for years on here, I never once looked at Johnny Depp’s long-time girlfriend Vanessa Paradis because I just assumed she was some sort of crazy hot model. And then I saw these. At this time I’d like to apologize to you, the reader, for not making enough jokes about Johnny Depp being Read More ... |
| Justin Timberlake Banged Mila Kunis Posted: 03 Feb 2011 09:32 AM PST    “That’s right. Laugh into my erection, puppet. Laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh.” Back when Justin Timberlake tricked Olivia Munn into thinking he broke up with Jessica Biel, it was also rumored that Mila Kunis shot him down while they were filming Friends With Benefits. Of course, that was when she was half-blind and under the impression Read More ... |
| Kelly Brook’s in a Bikini Again Posted: 03 Feb 2011 08:24 AM PST    It’s been way too long since Kelly Brook has been on the site, and I promise it has absolutely nothing to do with her turning 31 as some have suggested. I just couldn’t see the only parts of her that matter, that’s all. I’m not some sort of asshole. Anyway, here she is in Miami Read More ... |
| Halle Berry Was Mel Gibson All Along Posted: 03 Feb 2011 08:00 AM PST    The custody battle between Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry is showing no signs of cooling down. Halle’s camp continues to run with their brilliant plan of making Gabriel look like a racist despite, oh I dunno, romantically dating a black woman for years and having a baby with her, but apparently he’s saved voice messages Read More ... |
| Posted: 03 Feb 2011 07:19 AM PST    I’m trying to avoid the 800 reports coming out of the Lindsay Lohan stealing a necklace fiasco because it’s dovetailed into the usual avalanche of bullshit. That said, I found this one worth noting because it reinforces just how fucked up law enforcement is in LA and why none of you who live there are Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen: ‘Thanks, Everybody!’ Posted: 03 Feb 2011 05:00 AM PST  To show his appreciation for all that enabling this past week, Charlie Sheen has issued a statement thanking his bosses and loyal fans who stood by him through thick and thin because it’s not like he’s assaulting their over-stuffed, catchers mitt of a vagina with promises of Bentleys. — Yet. Oh, and also he think Read More ... |
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