Monday, February 7, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Cameron Diaz in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 01:00 PM PST

   
- The Black Eyed Peas committed more rape than Ben Roethlisberger. Let’s put it like that. - Shauna Sand recorded a song about porn. — We thank you this day, O’ Lord… - Speaking of sexual abominations, Hugh Hefner has a few words on touching yourself. - Jake Gyllenhaal is banging Carey Mulligan now. Read More ...

Another ‘Teen Mom’ Got Implants

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 12:16 PM PST

   
Apparently she’s keeping them under wraps until her inevitable candid, yet entirely staged bikini photo shoot, Teen Mom star Maci Bookout is the second MTV prodigy to use her $140,000 per season to shove silicone in her chest, according to Life & Style, which is sadly not a reference to condoms: “Maci did have breast-enlargement surgery,” Read More ...

Someone Messed with The Beef

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 11:41 AM PST

   
Shia LaBeouf was apparently involved in a drunken altercation that keeps going back and forth between him getting punched in the face and simply not liking to be called a faggot. At any rate, the third party has already sold his side of the story to RadarOnline and, even then, there are literally no winners. Read More ...

This is What Slash’s Wife Kicked

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 09:54 AM PST

   
Just when you thought performing with the Black Eyed Peas last night was the most offensive thing Slash could ever do, it turns out Samantha Slopes (above) is the woman his wife Perla Ferrar decided to kick in the stomach backstage at an Ozzy concert thus defying all laws of logic and physics. TMZ reports: Sources Read More ...

Selma Blair is Definitely Pregnant

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 08:39 AM PST

   
Granted, these are essentially the Anti-Katy Perry, here’s a clearly pregnant Selma Blair showing off her baby bump in Malibu yesterday because as we’ve established, fertilized eggs are this year’s adopted African child. Which sounds precious and magical until a year from now when these kids are sitting in a closet next to the Wii, Read More ...

The Church of Scientology is Under Investigation for Slave Labor

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 07:51 AM PST

   
Found one. In a 28-page interview to be published in The New Yorker, director Paul Haggis, who recently severed ties with Scientology, reveals the church is under investigation by the FBI for “human trafficking.” More specifically, slave labor which I’m going to assume involves official documentation of Tom Cruise’s secret fortress that until now has only Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Hates America

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 07:04 AM PST

   
Christina Aguilera apparently botched her rendition of the National Anthem last night by swapping out the words “o’er the ramparts we watched” with “what so proudly we watched.” I honestly missed it because I couldn’t tell you the words if you put a gun to my head, and let’s be realistic, if you’re not popping Read More ...

Super Bowl XLV: ‘Wait, These Are Nerd Movies…’

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 06:21 AM PST

 
While the Pittsburgh Steelers and Green Bay Packers engaged in gridiron combat last night that set the stage for people of low moral fiber to make constant and repetitive rape jokes because Ben Roethlisberger rapes people, several trailers for summer tent poles debuted which you can check out below and quibble over like the nerds Read More ...

Katy Perry Doesn’t Show Enough Chest

Posted: 07 Feb 2011 05:00 AM PST

   
I was actually being serious up there. Is she Amish now? Anyway, before we dive into the Super Bowl, here’s Katy Perry selling the hell out of her new fragrance “Purr” in Mexico City yesterday while also enticing no less than half the male population to immigrate to America. “Gigante jarras o muerte!” were the people’s Read More ...
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