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- Yup. This Looks Like Supergirl.
- Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Stage By Prince and Other News
- Halle Berry: ‘My Baby is Black. Black as NIGHT.’
- Olivia Wilde is Single
- The Kardashians Will Literally Put Their Name on Anything
- Christina Aguilera is Losing Her Mind
- John Travolta Has Magic Hands
- Charlie Sheen: ‘Cancel the Whores’
| Yup. This Looks Like Supergirl. Posted: 08 Feb 2011 01:00 PM PST    Sources (Read: Lindsay Lohan.) are claiming Lindsay Lohan is up for a “major role” in Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot, with some outlets hinting that she may actually be playing Supergirl making this a slap in the face to Smallville’s Laura Vandervoort who not only is hot, but also manages to go through life without being Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Kicked Off Stage By Prince and Other News Posted: 08 Feb 2011 12:22 PM PST    - Jenny McCarthy is single again. - Prince Harry bangs his girlfriend in the trunk of a Jaguar. As is royalty’s wont. - Jeremy Renner uses his Oscar nods to get laid. - Katie Perry’s breasts were on How I Met Your Mother. That’s why my TV kept turning itself on… (PUNS!) - Read More ... |
| Halle Berry: ‘My Baby is Black. Black as NIGHT.’ Posted: 08 Feb 2011 10:23 AM PST    Halle Berry continues to turn her custody battle into a massive race fight with Gabriel Aubry by stating her baby is black in a new magazine interview. Via TMZ: Halle says in an upcoming interview with EBONY magazine, “I feel she’s Black. I’m Black and I’m her mother, and I believe in the one-drop theory.” The Read More ... |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 09:42 AM PST    Olivia Wilde and her husband Bastardo Luckiestando (I’m guessing here.) have officially separated. People has the exclusive: “They have been living apart after trying for quite some time to make their relationship work,” says a source. Wilde, 26, eloped with Ruspoli, 35, an Italian prince whose family owns Rome’s Palazzo Ruspoli, when she 18 years old. Wait. Olivia Read More ... |
| The Kardashians Will Literally Put Their Name on Anything Posted: 08 Feb 2011 09:09 AM PST    True story. I went into this post with the intention of writing about Khloe Kardashian’s desire to fit into a bikini, only to stumble upon something even more ridiculous that also has no reason to exist. Via People: “I’m in a working-out process, and I’m definitely back on trying to lose weight,” Kardashian, 26, told PEOPLE Read More ... |
| Christina Aguilera is Losing Her Mind Posted: 08 Feb 2011 07:43 AM PST    After flubbing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl thus causing the Baby Jesus to cry into a river of Mountain Dew, Christina Aguilera’s sanity is being called more and more into question. And apparently by her own people who planned a mental health intervention, only to retreat after she threatened to fire them all, Read More ... |
| Posted: 08 Feb 2011 06:20 AM PST    Apparently there’s more than just talk of slave labor in The New Yorker’s 28-page Paul Haggis interview/Scientology expose. Josh Brolin also contributes an anecdote about turning to the church out of desperation, only to realize everyone in it is fucking crazy after seeing John Travolta try to heal Marlon Brando with his hands. No, really. Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen: ‘Cancel the Whores’ Posted: 08 Feb 2011 05:39 AM PST    Like watching a majestic bird have its wings clipped, Charlie Sheen apparently spent the weekend texting every porn star he’s ever been with, and let’s assume some he hasn’t (It’s hard to keep count.), that he’s done making hooker sandwiches, five whores high. TMZ reports: Among the messages Charlie has sent — “Please lose the number, Read More ... |
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