The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Kim Kardashian: ‘I Eat Street Meat’
- Everybody Loves Bieber and Other News
- Katy Perry and Russell Brand Already Need Therapy
- Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce
- Jesse Eisenberg Just Made Mel Gibson a Very Happy Man
- Brooklyn Decker and Some Other Chick. It’s Not Important.
- Olivia Wilde Wants to Get Laid
| Kim Kardashian: ‘I Eat Street Meat’ Posted: 09 Feb 2011 12:30 PM PST    These words are about to happen. Via Harper’s Bazaar: "I worked out once. I gained like 10 pounds. All the papers were like, Kim's pregnant! I ate the nuts on the street corner, the hot dogs, the street meat. It was not a joke." Haha. Nuts. But, seriously, allow me to display my cultural naivety here, or possibly Read More ... |
| Everybody Loves Bieber and Other News Posted: 09 Feb 2011 11:45 AM PST    - Sunday Rose is dressing Nicole Kidman now. How very Katie Holmes-esque. - Nancy Grace wants to throw the book at Lindsay Lohan. - Alex Pettyfer and his abs are worth it, say people with vaginas. - JWoww has no fucking clue. - Paula Abdul in a see-through shirt. Finally! - Miley Read More ... |
| Katy Perry and Russell Brand Already Need Therapy Posted: 09 Feb 2011 10:25 AM PST    “You like my Chupacabra, puta? I trim it for Hey-soos.” Probably because every marriage around them is being revealed as the meaningless publicity stunts they were always intended to be, Katy Perry and Russell Brand have reportedly started seeing a counselor, according to Life & Style: Three months into their marriage, Katy Perry and Russell Brand may Read More ... |
| Ashlee Simpson Filed For Divorce Posted: 09 Feb 2011 09:21 AM PST    To the surprise of absolutely no one, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz’s marriage didn’t work out which means she’s free to follow in her sister’s footsteps and become a farting brickhouse of desperation. Thank God. TMZ reports: In documents filed in L.A. County Superior Court, Simpson cites “irreconcilable differences” as the reason for the divorce. She’s asking Read More ... |
| Jesse Eisenberg Just Made Mel Gibson a Very Happy Man Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:46 AM PST    I feel like when I was 13 and I had to go to bar mitzvahs every weekend. This is the same feeling. You have to put on a suit every weekend to go meet with a bunch of Jews.” - Jesse Eisenberg describing awards season and inadvertently admitting Hollywood is run by Jews much to the Read More ... |
| Brooklyn Decker and Some Other Chick. It’s Not Important. Posted: 09 Feb 2011 08:15 AM PST    Because I’ve always wanted the site to be synonymous with glitz, glamor and, if I may be so bold, pizazz! Here’s Brooklyn Decker and Jennifer Aniston at the premiere of Just Go With It last night. For those of you who don’t know anything about the movie, it’s about Brooklyn having awesome breasts and Adam Read More ... |
| Olivia Wilde Wants to Get Laid Posted: 09 Feb 2011 07:30 AM PST    Good news for anyone who can compete with an Italian prince, Olivia Wilde wants to “sow her wild oats” which I’ll assume is some sort of euphemism for having sex with Wilford Brimley. Women are weird. Us Magazine reports: “It was Olivia’s decision…for the typical Hollywood reasons,” another source close to Wilde tells Us. “Her career Read More ... |
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