Thursday, February 10, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Khloe & Lamar Make a Fragrance

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:32 PM PST

   
Khole Kardashian and Lamar Odom have released the ad for their new unisex fragrance “Unbreakable,” and I wouldn’t call this thing a commercial as much as a 30-second documentary on how to survive a Sasquatch attack. Apparently they whisper you into submission, only to lunge onto your back and start shredding the spine as you Read More ...

Alessandra Ambrosio Doing Pilates and Other News

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 02:00 PM PST

   
- Dina Lohan fully believes God wants Lindsay to steal shit. No, really. - Lady GaGa is just masturbating on stage now. Why not? - 26 People You Probably Didn't Know Were Scientologists: A veritable who’s who of closet homosexuals and Laura Prepon?! WTF? - Carrie Underwood is one step away from dressing Mike Fisher Read More ...

So Remember When Miley Cyrus’ Back Was Treated Like a Terrorist Attack?

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 01:11 PM PST

   
This should go over well. ADVISOR: Mr. President. That day we planned for? It’s here. OBAMA: Miley Cyrus side-boob? ADVISOR: Miley Cyrus side-boob. OBAMA: Goddammit. Have the King James and a pistol waiting in my office. Tell Michelle… *wipes tear* Tell her “Brown sugar mama always worked that panther good.” Can you do that for me, son? ADVISOR: I can’t… Read More ...

Ashlee Simpson Divorced Pete Wentz To Stop Him From Touring

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 11:32 AM PST

   
As people begin to remember Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz still exist, details surrounding their divorce have been pouring in like the fudge fountain in Jessica Simpson’s house, only with less marshmallows, gummy bears and Canadian bacon. While the general consensus is Pete doesn’t want the divorce, RadarOnline reports that it may just be a Read More ...

Jennifer Aniston Banned Heidi Montag From Movie Premiere

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 10:18 AM PST

   
Heidi Montag has her first motion picture cameo (That looks a lot like this.) in Adam Sandler’s new movie Just Go With It, but apparently she wasn’t allowed to attend Tuesday night’s premiere thanks to Jennifer Aniston who finally got to be the one to tit-block somebody, albeit just a soulless mannequin devoid of human Read More ...

Ashton Kutcher: ‘My Wife’s Trying To Grab My Ass Here. Ya Mind?’

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 08:48 AM PST

   
Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore didn’t want to be photographed in Paris last night, probably because Demi likes to walk around with her hand shoved down his ass. (Really shoulda waited on that child-touching joke.) Does its young, soft-yet-firm-ness reverse the effects of aging? One can only speculate while dreamily imagining its hairless splendor glistening Read More ...

Sofia Vergara Brings Mucho Sadness To Los Pantalones

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 07:57 AM PST

   
Sofia Vergara is regarded as one of the sexiest women in Hollywood at the moment because everyone regardless of age, gender or creed enjoys large, natural breasts. They’re practically a universal language. However, apparently their powers are limited because I’m still not convinced this isn’t a young Anthony Kiedis. Granted, these shots aren’t as bad Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Will Beat Theft Charges

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 06:56 AM PST

   
Seen here giving so much fuck our fuck-buckets have brimmeth over with fuck, Lindsay Lohan was arraigned in court yesterday (above) on felony grand theft charges for allegedly stealing a $2,500 necklace. I completely missed the entire courtroom hub-bub while out of town, and feel richer for it, but here’s the latest info in case Read More ...

And We’re Back.

Posted: 10 Feb 2011 06:01 AM PST

  
What’s up, everybody? Posting’s been a tad abbreviated while I’ve been in New York the past few days making sure the lights stay on – Spoiler Alert: They will and, no, my knees don’t hurt. (It’s all about padding.) – but I’m back in my comfortable little hamlet and it’s business as usual now that Read More ...
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