Tuesday, March 15, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Ke$ha’s in a Bikini Again. I’m Sorry.

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 02:25 PM PDT

   
Because apparently it’s Horrible, Unholy Asses That Should Make You Curse Your Mother For Giving You Eyes Week on The Superficial, here’s Ke$ha in a bikini again which as I recall, is your favorite. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to explain to my grandfather that he wasn’t wearing a blonde wig in Australia Read More ...

Justin Bieber Humping a Wax Statue of Justin Bieber

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 01:37 PM PDT

   
The headline pretty much covered it. Side Note: Is it me or does this thing look nothing like Justin Bieber? Or is it supposed to be a younger version of him? Because that would make the humping even weirder and also prove he really is the next Michael. (Case in point.) Photos: Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash Read More ...

Emmanuelle Chriqui Does Look Like JWoww. What in the Hell?

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 01:16 PM PDT

   
So yesterday I posted some Emmanuelle Chriqui pics and a few people kept commenting that she looks like JWoww which I considered blasphemy and planned to prove every one of you bastards wrong. Turns out you were right. I don’t even know what to say here, but if Japan wasn’t enough proof that God has forsaken Read More ...

Ashlee Simpson Felt Sorry For Pete Wentz, So She Toyed With His Emotions

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 12:43 PM PDT

   
“Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.” Ashlee Simpson might have ended her marriage with Pete Wentz to bang his best friend, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t still care about him. So like a kind, loving friend she hung out with him over the weekend knowing full well he’d kill to Read More ...

Selena Gomez Does Letterman and Other News

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 12:30 PM PDT

   
- Amber Rose has been stripping since she was 15. Get out. - Ryan Phillippe is ready for his Maury episode. - Jon Bon Jovi blames Steve Jobs for the death of the music industry. - Emma Watson is the face of Lancome. - Russell Crowe is in prime physical condition again. - Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.15.11

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 11:00 AM PDT

   
Welcome to a new feature on The Superficial where I make our photo editor work even harder for my approval only to completely ignore him while I drink my beer and stare at the television. Builds character. Anyway, throughout the course of the day we don’t get a chance to feature all the photos we Read More ...

Charlie Sheen’s Intern Will Probably Be a Porn Star. Duh.

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 10:11 AM PDT

   
Charlie Sheen received 74,000 applications after announcing he was in the market for an intern, and apparently he’s now advancing people to some sort of “second round” where, hey, what are the odds? Porn star Isis Taylor made the cut. So feel free to punch yourself in the face if you actually thought this was Read More ...

Aflac Fires Gilbert Gottfried Over Japan Tweets

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 08:40 AM PDT

   
Because Gilbert Gottfried is a shock comic, he spent most of the weekend tweeting jokes about Japan (Viewable here. He’s since taken them down.) which were, yes, “insensitive,” he also did 8,000 of them which somehow made it funny. Comedy’s weird like that. Anyway, cut to yesterday where it turns out he’s been the voice Read More ...

Jenna Jameson is a Great Mom

Posted: 15 Mar 2011 08:36 AM PDT

   
Despite admitting to falsely accusing Tito Ortiz of abuse so he’d stop trying to get her into rehab, Jenna Jameson is still attempting to portray herself as a wholesome mother of two so someone, anyone, will eventually cast her in a reality show. Which explains why she’s laying in the grass posing for the paparazzi Read More ...
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