Monday, March 14, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

I Think Alicia Silverstone is Pregnant

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 03:12 PM PDT

   
Some people might say it’s not fair to post candid photos of a pregnant woman who, in her defense, looks less likely to go into labor than say, Kirstie Alley. However, those people were probably never a young boy anticipating the new Batman movie only to be psychedelically assaulted with neon codpieces and a Batgirl Read More ...

Karissa Shannon’s in a Bikini Again

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 01:29 PM PDT

   
Sam Jones III’s only claim to fame is playing Pete Ross for three seasons of Smallville and having sex with Playmate Karissa Shannon. Yet that scant level of celebrity status still allowed him to fly to Cancun while awaiting sentencing for being the “Hollywood connection” in a major oxycodone trafficking ring, according to TMZ: So he Read More ...

Ryan Phillippe Knocked This Up

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 12:45 PM PDT

   
Ryan Phillippe’s life just got a lot more fun. Apparently over the summer he not only dated model Alexis Knapp (above), but stuck his penis in her vagina without a condom on which somehow resulted in a pregnancy. Who knew that’s how that works? People reports: Alexis Knapp, 26, an actress who dated Phillippe last summer, Read More ...

Emmanuelle Chriqui is Still Hot and Other News

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 12:00 PM PDT

   
- Kid Rock is apparently a champion for the black man. - Pete Wentz got a haircut so his best friend will stop nailing his wife. That should work. - Jake Gyllenhaal can’t pee with an audience. - Kate Middleton is in a bikini. Five years ago. - Unfortunately, so is Kelly Bensimon, and Read More ...

The Many Court Faces of Mel Gibson

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 11:28 AM PDT

   
Shortly after I cashed out on Friday thanks to a Charlie Sheen overdose, Mel Gibson appeared in court where prosecutors either gave him a slap-on-the-wrist plea deal because of the precedent they set with Chris Brown (You just read that.), or simply feared dying in a courthouse fire. Regardless, his only penance to society is Read More ...

Snooki Hosted a Pool Party

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 09:38 AM PDT

   
Taking the old adage of surrounding yourself with women less attractive than you to a whole new extreme, Snooki hosted a pool party at Wet Republic in Vegas over the weekend where her bikini fought a losing battle with her ass, leaving nothing but death and carnage in its wake. Nuclear scientists are looking at Read More ...

Usher Has a Sex Tape Now

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 08:28 AM PDT

   
Because the only thing that actually is illegal in Hollywood is fresh ideas, a stolen sex tape featuring Usher and his ex-wife Tameka Foster is out there now, according to TMZ: TMZ was approached several days ago by someone claiming to have the sex tape. The person sent us a short video and two photos. Read More ...

Mila Kunis Broke Up Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 07:31 AM PDT

   
When news broke last week that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel called it quits, the list of women responsible were legion because he basically started cheating on her two minutes into the relationship. But now I can safely say it was definitely Mila Kunis‘ fault because her handlers felt the need to immediately tell People Read More ...

Jenny McCarthy’s in Another Bikini

Posted: 14 Mar 2011 05:00 AM PDT

   
Whenever Jenny McCarthy speaks, it causes children to die horrible deaths from easily preventable diseases. Which is why I’m happy to see her return to her roots lately and just be a retarded blonde with big, fake breasts who leaves medical science in the hands of people who don’t shit themselves in public. So here Read More ...
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