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Fergie vs. Rosie Huntington-Whitely, over Josh Duhamel, really?
Kate Moss & Jamie Hince are getting married today in England
Reese Witherspoon tapped to play Peggy Lee: good choice or too goody goody?
Should Kristen Stewart play Casey Anthony in a possible film?
Linda Evangelista’s deadbeat baby-daddy is Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband
Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz: “Sexier than Brangelina”?
Duchess Kate’s Canadian fashion show: how’s she doing so far?
Linnocent blames falling down drunk on “pyschotic [sic] paparazzi”
Jennifer Aniston in a Balenciaga LBD: cute or boring?
Demi Moore worries that Ashton Kutcher will dump her now that he’s employed

Fergie vs. Rosie Huntington-Whitely, over Josh Duhamel, really?

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:20 AM PDT

Of all of the successful pop-star acts out there, perhaps the one whose appeal that I understand the least is the Black Eyed Peas, and that also goes for Fergie as the group’s lead singer. Regardless, Fergie still managed to get Hollywood’s latest male flavor of the month, Josh Duhamel, down the aisle a few years ago. Naturally, he cheated with a stripper called “Delilah” only a few months later, but the couple decided to work it out or something. Anyway, Fergie apparently has remained highly sensitive to the possibility of further straying on Josh’s part, and her current prime suspect just happens to be none other than Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. Really?

Pop rocker Fergie fears that her hubby Josh Duhamel will cheat again - this time with his gorgeous Transformers: Dark of the Moon co-star Rosie Huntington-Whiteley.
The handsome actor and the Victoria’s Secret model have been looking very chummy at promotional events for the film - and pays say Fergie is frantic that Josh is going to stray, sources tell The ENQUIRER.

“Fergie knows all too well that Josh has a wandering eye,” said and insider. “And even though Rosie has been romantically linked to British action star Jason Statham since last year, she’s a very young alluring woman. Fergie’s been worried sick that she and Josh might hook up out on the road while promoting their movie.”

On Feb. 20, Josh, 38, and Rosie, 24, were at the Daytona 500 Nascar race in Daytona Bach, Fla., together, hamming it up for the press. “They were Grand Marshals of the race, along with Transformers director Michael Bay,” continued the insider. “They never left each other’s side”

More recently, the two made the rounds in red-hot Rio de Janeiro.

Meanwhile, Fergie, 36, has been spotted alone in New York City and Paris.

Once known as an unapologetic playboy, Josh toned down his image after he met Fergie in 2004. Still, friends warned the Black Eyed Peas singer that Josh wouldn’t be able to stay faithful if they married — and that turned out to be the case. Just months after the couple tied the knot in january 2009, The ENQUIRER broke the bombshell exclusive that Josh had cheated with an Atlanta stripper.

Josh and Fergie managed to patch things up, and last year they talked about taking a break from their busy careers to work on their marriage and possibly start a family.

Noted the insider: “Fergie is hoping that having kids will finally settle Josh down.”

[From National Enquirer, print edition, July 11, 2011]

Now, I can see why Fergie is concerned that Josh would get some on the side because he’s already got a habit of doing so. Further, Josh might really have “a type,” which consists of slightly mannish looking women because both Ferg and Rosie fit that bill. However, there’s really no visible reason why Fergie should worry about Rosie taking the bait because she’s already dating Jason Statham, who is a bona fide sex god.

Next to the Statham, Josh Duhamel is just a completely generic-looking dork.

So Fergie really needn’t worry about Rosie, although this dress from last week’s FiFi awards is highly questionable:

Meanwhile, this week’s issue of Star floats the notion that Rosie’s acting career might already be on the rocks because she’s such a hard partier.

“Rosie has the world in the palm of her hand right now, and the only person who could blow it is her!” a friend of the model tells Star. “The sky’s the limit for Rosie. But she has a real wild streak and loves to drink and party like a rock star.”

The 24-year-old has been known to arrive a photo shoots looking haggard, “like she hasn’t slept, smelling of booze and cigarettes,” her friend explains. And the latest man in her life, Jason Statham, is fueling the fire. “She likes to party with the bad boys,” another pal tells Star. “And Jason is as big a partier as Rosie. They pulled a number of all-nighters last year, boozing at private parties until the sun came up,” her friend reveals.

Rosie, a former Victoria’s Secret model who’s lucky to be following in Kate Moss’ footsteps as the face of Burberry, is also imitating the supermodel in private. In 2008, Rosie was snapped looking glassy-eyed and holding what appeared to be a bong. “Rosie really likes to push the boundaries of appropriate behavior,” her friend confides. “It makes some people in the entertainment industry a little nervous.”

[From Star, print edition, July 11, 2011]

Meh. None of this partying makes much of a difference at all in terms of an acting career as long as Rosie makes it onto the film set each morning. In other words, as long as she doesn’t pull a Lohan by calling in sick the morning after being photographed clubbing until the wee hours, Rosie should be fine for the few movies she’ll actually end up doing in the long run.

Photos courtesy of Fame Pictures

Kate Moss & Jamie Hince are getting married today in England

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 08:55 AM PDT

Here are some photos of Kate Moss and her fiancé Jamie Hince posing for photographers outside of their wedding rehearsal yesterday in England. I really like these photos - bless her crackhead heart, I think Moss looks adorable and so, so happy. Jamie looks nice too - I'm not sure I've ever seen him without sunglasses, and he looks like a nice bloke who really loves her. They're a sweet (crackhead) couple.

Kate and Jamie are supposed to marry today, I believe…? Yes, it's happening today - there are now photos of Kate in her wedding veil, which you can see here. And then Prince Albert and Charlene Wittstock's wedding is tomorrow, Saturday. According to multiple sources, Kate is going to wear a wedding gown designed by her friend, disgraced ex-Dior head designer John Galliano. British sources say Galliano might even be invited to the wedding too - which would make sense, especially if he's doing last-minute work to the dress, which I'm sure will be WAY more fascinating and intricate than anything a royal bride could come up with. If that's not enough, everybody is saying that the whole thing is going to be photographed for American Vogue - and that Kate is getting the September cover.

Let's see… guest list: Jude Law, Naomi Campbell (watch your ass, Kate!), Rhys Ifans… and NO Sienna Miller (Kate hates Sienna) and NO Lily Allen (they were fighting a few months ago). Moss loves her girl drama.

Congrats, Kate and Jamie!

Photos courtesy of Fame & PCN.

Reese Witherspoon tapped to play Peggy Lee: good choice or too goody goody?

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 08:33 AM PDT

Now that Reese Witherspoon is back in Hollywood’s good graces, it’ll be interesting to see what sort of role choices the Oscar-winning actress will make in the future. On the very near horizon, her fans will be able to watch Reese in her very first action movie, This Means War, opposite Tom Hardy and Chris Pine. Beyond that, she’s got her eye on playing Peggy Lee in an upcoming biopic. Presumably, the singer’s camp approves this nearly-finalized casting decision, for Lee’s official homepage links to a Variety article from August 2010 that described Witherspoon as “the driving force behind the project” and in negotiations to star as well. Now, Page Six provides a few more details:

It looks like Reese Witherspoon could be moving closer to playing Peggy Lee in a biopic of the “Fever” songstress. The Water for Elephants star was spotted meeting with Nora Ephron and producer Marc Platt on Thursday at Barneys eatery Fred’s.

The trio made a deal last summer for Ephron to write and direct the feature, with Witherspoon starring. Witherspoon’s also producing with Platt, whose credits include Legally Blonde. The last time she sang on screen, Witherspoon won an Oscar for her role as June Carter Cash. Reps did not return calls.

[From Page Six]

Since Reese has been busily attempting to put her box-office star back where it once gloriously hung, this project has obviously languished a bit in production hell, but now that Water for Elephants has boosted her audience appeal once more (and also proved that she can still pull off more than a romcom heroine role), this Peggy Lee movie might just happen sooner than originally thought. While I’m not entirely sure that Reese is the best choice to play Peggy Lee, there’s no question that she has the singing voice to pull off at least that aspect of the role. Still, is Reese too perky for the role, or can she dial it down a notch or two?

CB was originally going to write this post because she’s a big Peggy Lee fan, and she dug up a few YouTube clips. Here’s Peggy Lee doing “Fever” in the late 1960s:

And performing “Why Don’t You Do Right” as well:

And singing “What are You Doing The Rest of Your Life,” 1970:

As well as “Is That All There Is?” circa 1970:

And just to remind everyone that Reese indeed has a serviceable singing voice, here she is playing June Carter Cash in Walk the Line:

Photos courtesy of WENN

Should Kristen Stewart play Casey Anthony in a possible film?

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 08:25 AM PDT

Here are some new photos of Kristen Stewart leaving an LA gym at some point this week, after allegedly doing yoga. Kristen even smiled for the paparazzi! Shocking, I know. Usually she puts on her most hideous scowl. I still really love the brunette color she's working. Did I tell you guys that I've started dyeing my hair to cover the premature grey? I'm doing a similar dark brunette, but with less of an auburn undertone than Kristen has. I really like it.

By the way, have you guys been watching the Casey Anthony trial? My mother and my aunt are OBSESSED with it. They've been watching Court TV (or whatever channel is covering it live) for weeks now. I keep reading that all of the channels that are covering the live trial are getting crazy-awesome ratings too, so obviously, there's significant interest in the story. So… Hollywood is thinking about making it into a movie, obviously. And according to a Hollywood Reporter person, Kristen Stewart is the top choice to play Casey Anthony. THR's Marisa Guthrie tells The Insider that Kristen "has got the dark hair, sort of the vacant, deer-in-the-headlights look." Usually, I'm on Team Don't Hire K-Stew, but I think this casting choice might be dead on. If there ever is a movie, Kristen should TOTALLY play Casey.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Linda Evangelista’s deadbeat baby-daddy is Salma Hayek’s billionaire husband

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 07:41 AM PDT

This feels like one of those stories where we have to break out our ten-year calendars and our calculators to make sense of. According to the NY Post, Linda Evangelista has a four-year-old son. That alone surprised me - I remembered her being pregnant, vaguely, a few years ago, but was it really four-to-five years ago? And she had a boy? And she never revealed the paternity? So now that we're all on the same page: Linda has a four-year-old son, and she's never told anybody who his father is. Now the NY Post says that the dad is Francois Henri Pinault, best known as Salma Hayek's baby-daddy/husband. SCANDAL?!? Eh. The way the baby daddy drama is described, it sounds like Pinault fathered Linda's baby when he and Salma were split up (another event I have no memory of).

It’s a baby mystery no more. The father of supermodel Linda Evangelista’s 4-year-old boy is none other than billionaire Frenchman Francois-Henri Pinault — who just happens to be the husband of actress Salma Hayek, The Post has learned.

Despite Evangelista’s rep denying Pinault’s paternity when confronted with it by The Post’s Page Six back in October 2007, the Victoria’s Secret stunner came to court yesterday in hopes of hashing out a support agreement with Pinault, the father of the boy, Augustin James.

The Manhattan magistrate’s court action confirms that the two-timing Pinault — CEO of the $28 billion conglomerate that owns Gucci, Bottega Veneta and Yves St. Laurent — is the daddy to two 4-year-olds by different world-famous beauties.

One is Valentina, acknowledged and cared for by her parents, Pinault and Hayek, who jet between France, New York and LA. The other is Evangelista’s boy, unacknowledged by both the mogul and his actress wife, who has repeatedly insisted in interviews that Pinault has only three children — Valentina and two from his previous marriage to his first wife.

Evangelista, 46, herself has zealously guarded the love child’s paternity, even lying to protect Pinault. A year after “Augie’s” birth, she was claiming in interviews that the father was “a New York architect.”

He rep at DNA Model Management, Didier Fernandez, called the Pinault paternity rumor “untrue” when confronted with it by Page Six in 2007.

Yesterday was the model’s third or fourth trip to Family Court, and no agreement was reached, making a fall support trial looking likely, according to a court source.

Evangelista left glumly without commenting to a reporter. Pinault, 49, was a no-show, but that was due to a misunderstanding, said his lawyer, David Aronson.

“We had understood that it was to be a brief, telephone conference, to bring Magistrate Troy up to date on what the status was,” Aronson told The Post when asked about the court date yesterday.

Evangelista’s lawyer, William Beslow, had no comment Evangelista and Pinault conceived their boy in early 2006, when Pinault was reportedly separated from then-gal pal Hayek, whom he wed in 2009.

[From The New York Post]

So not only is Pinault the father but he's also a deadbeat dad? For God's sake, he's a BILLIONAIRE. And if Linda's son was truly conceived during a lull in Pinault and Hayek's relationship, why not simply own up to it? Unless the boy was conceived while Salma and Francois were actually together (more likely) and Francois has been lying to Salma all of this time (most likely)? Ugh.

It also sounds like Linda has really tried to keep all of this private too. She's so odd, but in retrospect, I'm happy that she was able to carry a baby to term. I remember that she had a very difficult miscarriage years ago, when she was with some other dude.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Daniel Craig & Rachel Weisz: “Sexier than Brangelina”?

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 07:15 AM PDT

Yesterday, I talked about a story that was in Us Weekly, all about "the story behind" Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig's surprise nuptials last week. Basically, sources claim that Daniel is passionately in love with Rachel, and that he wanted to marry her a months ago. The story got me hot - mostly because in my mind, Daniel Craig is a man who loves passionately and completely and tenderly and epically. The idea of Danny Craig and Rachel together, in their all-consuming love - well, it's a good thing (for me, and my fantasies).

So I was reading this story in Page Six this morning - it's all about what Rachel and Daniel are like together, when they're on their own in upstate New York, where Rachel has a country home. The stories from onlookers are hot - but then somebody says, "They looked more in love and sexier than Brad and Angelina.” Oh no he didn't. But then I started thinking… is the Craig-Weisz pairing as hot or hotter than Brangelina?

Rachel Weisz’s wedding to Daniel Craig may have taken the showbiz world by surprise — but not her Catskills neighbors, who say the couple have been looking “so in love” during public outings.

Witnesses tell us in the weeks leading up to the wedding, the smitten pair were acting like newlyweds, canoodling in a local supermarket and gym in upstate Stone Ridge. One source said that on June 10, “I saw them in the local grocery store, Emmanuel’s Market Place. They looked like the world’s hottest couple.

“They were casually dressed, then Daniel suddenly pulled Rachel to him in the middle of produce and gave her a passionate kiss, right next to the bananas. They looked more in love and sexier than Brad and Angelina.”

Another witness spotted the couple at local gym The Ridge the next day, saying, “They were working out together, and there would be a passing kiss and a wink. She was on the treadmill and looked in great shape while he was working the weights. He did an unbelievable amount of crunches. His abs are clearly an important part of his package. He was doing them on the workout ball, then he flipped over and did reverse crunches holding the medicine ball.”

Days later, the lovebirds were back in Manhattan, sharing a romantic dinner at The Lion.

They tied the knot June 22 with just four people at the ceremony — Henry, Weisz’ 5-year-old son with “Black Swan” director Darren Aronofsky, Craig’s daughter Ella, 18, and two friends as witnesses.

Weisz, 40, announced her split from Aronofsky last November after eight years. Craig, 43, then called off his engagement to Satsuki Mitchell. Weisz and Craig went public in December when they spent Christmas together at a cottage in England.

Another source tells us the two briefly dated around 20 years ago and remained friends, but fell in love after they worked together last year on “Dream House.” Weisz is in “The Whistleblower,” due on Aug. 5. She’ll then film “The Bourne Legacy” and “Oz: The Great and Powerful.” Craig will star in “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo” and then play James Bond for the third time.

[From Page Six]

Oh, they dated 20 years ago? I didn't know that. That's… kind of hot too. In my mind, Daniel carried a torch for her all of these years, a first, all-consuming love and somehow they found their way back to each other. Hot.

So… I don't mind the comparison to Brangelina. They might even be "hotter" than Brangelina right now, just because Brad and Angelina have been together now for what? Six years? And we mostly see them as parents now, or red carpet sack-wearers. Rachel and Daniel are fresh and new (and hot). In any case, I think the gossip world is a better place for the Daniel-Rachel coupling. We needed another coupling of two people with equal hotness and fame.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Duchess Kate’s Canadian fashion show: how’s she doing so far?

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 06:38 AM PDT

The Duke and Duchess of Cambridge are finally in Canada, at long last. They left England yesterday, and arrived just hours later. Kate did a costume change from departure to arrival - she showed up on Canadian soil in this Erdem dress. It is "a navy, lace Cecile shift scoop-backed dress of contrast stone crepe with a navy lace overlay, it has a sheer lace sleeve with a scallop detail." I dislike it. I'm not a huge fan of lace as daywear, in general, and I think that Kate - of all people - should know how it's tricky to photograph lace and make it look anything other than budget and tacky. It just looks cheap to me - I'm sure I'm alone.

BUT! I loved her departure outfit (photos below)- a navy Roland Mouret dress and SMYTHE blazer, and she was carrying a Mulberry Polly Push Lock bag which costs $1300. I just adore navy - it's one of the few colors that looks great and crisp and fresh on nearly EVERYONE. Navy looks especially good on a brunette like Kate. I tend to think this would have been a better arrival outfit.

So far, Kate hasn't made any speeches or remarks, but William did have something to say - in French! He sounds sexy when he speaks French:

He says, in part: “Catherine and I are so delighted to be here in Canada. Instilled in us by our parents and grandparents, who love this country, we have been looking forward to this moment for a very long time – and before we were married, we had a longing to come here together. The geography of Canada is unsurpassed and is famous for being matched only by the hospitality of its people. We are so very excited about having this opportunity to experience both – and learn much more about this amazing country.”

Apparently, when they worked the crowd, Kate kept looking at William to make sure she was going at the right pace. One more thing: WALK BEHIND HIM, KATE!! Look at her, going up those stairs ahead of him. Bad Duchess! And stop playing with your hair.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.

Linnocent blames falling down drunk on “pyschotic [sic] paparazzi”

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 05:46 AM PDT

As we talked about yesterday, Linnocent celebrated her first hours of freedom by first "leaking" to TMZ that she was planning on spending her first night free of house arrest just sitting at home with her sister, then Linnocent proceeded to go to a club at 11 pm and stayed until 2 am. Radar said Linnocent's assistant kept bringing her "sodas" - which makes me think Linnocent has switched out her straight vodka in a water bottle for rum & Cokes. Predictably, when Linnocent stumbled out of the club past 2 am, she actually, physically stumbled. It wasn't a nose dive or anything, but it was definitely a "I've had three hours worth of rum & cokes and what are all of these flashes?" kind of stumble. Anyway, Linnocent took to her Who Say page to SET THE RECORD STRAIGHT. I'm doing that in a Kanye Caps Lock, because that's how Linnocent writes when she's telling a big ol' crack lie. Oh, and bitch also sounds drunk when she writing. She’s liquor-soaked and indignant!

Of course me going to my best friends going away dinner is a headline- especially on my first day out of my house in 35 days. That does not give anyone the right to have a field day and manifest stories. IT WAS A GOING AWAY DINNER, THAT WAS IT. Nothing exciting happened aside from the very yummy hummus and pita. If anyone caused me to nearly fall it was the pyschotic paparazzi…. off to the gym now- have a lovely day xo

[From Linnocent's Who Say]

"Psychotic" is actually a word I misspell consistently, and oddly enough, I think I use that word most when I'm writing about Linnocent. Still, when you sound it out the way Linnocent spelled it, it sounds like drunk talk: "G'way. Piss-cotic pazzarazzi. Mm…hummmmmmus."

I have to admit something - I've gotten pretty bored with Linnocent. She's not coming up with interesting excuses for her crack-headedness, she's allowed to drink now, and she's just repeating old cycles. My favorite cracked-out time period for Linnocent was… I want to say summer of 2009…? That was when she would get all coked up and in the middle of the night, she would just start tweeting all of this paranoid BS, mostly to Samantha Ronson. Those were the glory days of Linnocent's crack shenanigans. Nowadays, whenever I read about some new scandal, my new thing is just saying "That's SO Linnocent!" in a sitcom-y voice, like her nonsense is just this week's plot line, which will be resolved in short order and Linnocent will survive it all. Like a crackhead cockroach.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Pacific Coast News.

Jennifer Aniston in a Balenciaga LBD: cute or boring?

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 05:42 AM PDT

Last night was the big LA premiere of Horrible Bosses, and Jennifer Aniston ruled the red carpet. I seriously could only find a handful of photos of the actual leads of the film - Jason Sudeikis, Jason Bateman and Charlie Day. And I don't even think Kevin Spacey and Colin Farrell (the other "horrible bosses" in the film) even showed up for the premiere. They must have been like "Meh, it's just going to be the Aniston Show." So here is the lady of the hour, in a little black Balenciaga dress. I don't hate the dress at all. It's very cute, and very versatile. It's short but not too short, it's the kind of cut that Aniston usually wears, and it's got just enough sparkle to be interesting. My verdict: pretty cute. Sidenote: Seriously, WTF is going on with her lips?!

So where was Aniston's homewrecked lover, Justin Theroux? Well, you see, their love is so tender and new, he didn't want to walk the red carpet with her lest they put too much pressure on the relationship. That's the excuse I imagine he used - according to The Mail, Theroux was in the car with her, arrived with her, and he just waited in the car while she worked the red carpet. I guess he joined her inside later?

Here's someone who did walk the red carpet for Aniston: Chelsea Handler. Bitch looked beyond beat, though. This dress… Jesus. You know what's funny? In this week's National Enquirer, there's a gossip piece about Aniston trying to give Chelsea a makeover. According to the Enquirer's Mike Walker, Aniston went to Chelsea's place and started pitching a great deal of Chelsea's wardrobe, then Aniston took Chelsea on a shopping spree because, in Aniston's alleged words, "Your star's rising and you've got to look the part." This is the alleged "total remake"… it's still pretty damn ghastly:

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Demi Moore worries that Ashton Kutcher will dump her now that he’s employed

Posted: 01 Jul 2011 05:41 AM PDT

In September, we're coming up on the one-year anniversary of Star Magazine breaking the story that Ashton Kutcher bones random club girls on his wife's sofa. I can't believe I actually thought that Demi Moore would be strong enough to kick her philandering boy toy to the curb. Instead, they made shows of support, traveled to Israel, and never got around to suing Star for printing those multiple cover stories about Ashton's wandering dong. So what does their marriage look like these days? From what I can see, they've been especially quiet (for them). No bikini photos on Twitter lately, no big public displays of affection, not much of anything. Since Ashton was named as Charlie Sheen's successor on Two and a Half Men, the only non-story we had was about Ashton walking in the same group as an attractive blonde. I mean, obviously he was boning her, but it's not like "ZOMG SCANDAL". Still, Demi is worried, according to In Touch Weekly. Demi fears that the boy toy who was barely employed for the first six years of their marriage will now turn into a workaholic. A [philandering] workaholic.

Theirs was the ultimate May-December romance, but it looks like the bloom is fading for Demi Moore and her 15-years-younger spouse, Ashton Kutcher. As Ashton works 24/7 to prepare for his starring role on television's No. 1 comedy, Two and a Half Men, the couple's delicate dynamic has been upended, a friend says.

"Demi has always been the bigger star in the marriage, and she liked it that way," the friend tells In Touch of Demi, who's feeling especially threatened now that she's stuck at home writing her tell-all book, due out next year.

"Demi is worried that the show will not only take time away from her, but it might even cause Ashton to lose interest in her."

Though Demi desperately wants a baby with Ashton, 33, the friend says he has taken it "totally off the table" while he focuses on the show. That time apart could spell big trouble for the couple's love life.

"Ashton is working long hours and meeting new people," adds the friend of Demi, who stood by her man when he was forced to deny accusations that he strayed last year. "She's really worried."

[From In Touch Weekly, print edition]

Still with the baby dramz. At this point, I kind of doubt Demi even wants to be a mom again. But whatever… I think the real story is still unknown - how many young, attractive girls are going to be on the Two and a Half Men set? Will Ashton partake in some casting couch decisions? Or will Demi make sure that she's always "around" the set?

Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

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