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- Dame Gwyneth deigns to wear a little red bikini: does Goop have bolt-ons?
- Duchess Kate’s first (stylish) trip to America: gorgeous or boring?
- Prince Albert & Charlene are staying in separate hotel rooms, in separate hotels
- Kim Kardashian lightened her hair: better or worse for the kat-face?
- Kristen Stewart rolls eyes, bites lip at rumors she’ll be cast as Casey Anthony
| Dame Gwyneth deigns to wear a little red bikini: does Goop have bolt-ons? Posted: 10 Jul 2011 08:48 AM PDT Dame Gwyneth Paltrow deigned to go on vacation with her godfather, Steven Spielberg and his family. Dame Goop brought along her kids, Apple and Moses, but not her husband. Because, let's face it, Gwyneth and Chris Martin just have one of those marriages where they live almost completely separate lives. What I can't figure out is why they don't just split up. Sigh… anyway, Spielberg, Goop and a little red bikini. As I was looking through the photo set, I became increasingly fascinated by Gwyneth's rack. We've discussed it before - Gwyneth has never had big boobs, and she still doesn't have much going on there, but do they look slightly fake to anyone else? In certain light, at a certain angle, I swear they look slightly bolt-on-ish. If she got implants, they're very small implants that look pretty natural. In which case, I guess we should praise her for attempting a natural look. If that is Gwyneth's natural rack… hm… she used to be much flatter, I swear (and yes, I’m taking into account her pregnancies - even after Moses, she was flatter than this). As for her rest of her figure in the little red bikini - she looks pretty good. She looks toned and healthy, not too skinny. Gwyneth looks like she eats normally (somewhat) and works out a lot, which I think is the truth. Her butt looks especially cute, in my opinion. Remember, Gwyneth used to have a "long, square [elitist] butt" but through hours and hours and hours of work, Tracy Anderson changed Goop's square ass. Re: the kids. I've always thought Apple looks just like her mom, and as she grows up, I see more and more that Apple seems to adopt her mother's facial expressions and seemingly, her attitude. I mean that in a good way, too, even if it didn't sound like it. Apple seems like a very self-possessed, self-aware child. And her little face is adorable. As for Moses, I think he looks like Deacon Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon and Ryan's son. Right? Photos courtesy of Fame.      |
| Duchess Kate’s first (stylish) trip to America: gorgeous or boring? Posted: 10 Jul 2011 08:14 AM PDT We have twenty million new photos of Prince William and Duchess Kate since they left Canada and flew down to California, so let's just knock this stuff out in chronological order, shall we? First up: Duchess Kate in this lovely cranberry suit by Catherine Walker, back when she was still in Canada (on Friday, I think). Kate accessorized with the Queen's Maple Leaf pin, which Kate also wore for Canada day. I love this color on Kate, and I wish she would wear red more often. Also: does anyone else think that Kate might have a button problem? She doesn't seem to understand that enormous buttons are no longer en vogue. Next up: this pale lavender/grey/blue by Roksanda Illinic. Kate wore this for her arrival in California, and for her first stop, at a tech conference in Beverly Hills. She and William even appeared on stage, and they were greeted like rock stars by all of the California tech nerds/billionaires. William even made a joke about Kate spending too much money shopping online. I think this is one of my favorites out of Kate's fashion tour, honestly. I love the simplicity of it, I love the silhouette. Yesterday, Kate and William headed to Santa Barbara so that William could play polo - it was a fundraising event for his charity. Kate wore a silk dress by Jenny Packham which I'm kind of meh on. Oh, and when someone asked her what she was wearing, she snotted, "I’m sure you know by now.” Well, well, well. Anyway, William's team won, and Kate got to hand him the trophy and they kissed each other on the cheeks and it was all very racy. Last look, which is Kate's dress for last night's BAFTA event in LA, with a lot of stars in attendance (I'll get to those fashions later). Kate wore Sarah Burton for McQueen, this pale lilac gown with a full skirt. Too many pale colors all in a row? Perhaps? I'm starting to wonder if these shades of grey-blue-lavender aren't as much of a style crutch as Kate's beloved navy/sapphire blues. I like the gown, though. It just would have been more special if it hadn't followed several pale ensembles. Also: look how tiny her waist is! Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.    |
| Prince Albert & Charlene are staying in separate hotel rooms, in separate hotels Posted: 10 Jul 2011 08:07 AM PDT Since her passport was taken away after the THIRD time she tried to escape her wedding, Charlene Wittstock now finds herself Her Serene Highness, Princess Charlene of Monaco, forced to spend her honeymoon awaiting the paternity test on what will likely be her new husband's third illegitimate child (that we know of), conceived during Charlene and Albert's relationship. So Albert took Charlene to her home country, South Africa, for their honeymoon, almost like he's tempting fate that she will again try to pull a runner, this time into the arms of her countrymen. Instead of spending their honeymoon enjoying each other, Charlene and Albert have done a series of public events, and Charlene has worn black for nearly everything, almost like she's trying to signal that she's in mourning. Unfortunately, we don't have any photos from the honeymoon - you can see some here. She still looks pretty sad. And we got a tip from a South African news agency - their sources claim that Charlene and Albert aren't even sleeping in the same room. Scratch that - they aren't even staying in the same hotel!
[From News 24] They left separately, probably because they were going to different locations afterwards - Charlene was going back to her hotel to weep and self-medicate, while Albert went back to the Hilton to find more women to impregnate. Seriously, poor Charlene. I'm surprised she didn't fall into Desmond Tutu's arms and refuse to let go until he helped her get out of her marriage. Desmond would have too! He's so lovely. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.    |
| Kim Kardashian lightened her hair: better or worse for the kat-face? Posted: 10 Jul 2011 07:37 AM PDT These are photos of Kim Kardashian from a few days ago - at the time, I was just focused on how her size 4 ass and thighs were filling out those size 10 jeans (I'm just guessing). But it turns out, there was something new in these pics: Kim lightened her hair! Her hair used to be what I consider a "soft black" (not "jet black" but a dark enough brown-black), and she lightened it to this kind of reddish medium-brown. Kim tweeted, "I dyed my hair lighter for summer! I’m loving it! I feel younger!” I do not like it - her darker hair complimented her coloring so much more. Some say that Kim has lightened her hair for her wedding, which I'm sure will be a tacky Kardashian katastrophe. CB reported last week that Kim's wedding bill will probably end up being $20 million, a completely ridiculous number considering Kim is just some kat-faced reality star. Oh, and this outfit is fug too. That jacket is ugly, the pants are horrible, and the shoes are ridiculous. Update: Here’s a photo of Kim with darker hair on 6/30. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Kristen Stewart rolls eyes, bites lip at rumors she’ll be cast as Casey Anthony Posted: 10 Jul 2011 07:10 AM PDT A few weeks ago, there was a rumor going around that Hollywood would end up making a movie about Casey Anthony, and that the leading contender to play Casey would and should be Kristen Stewart. None of this was definite - it was all tabloids and entertainment shows playing a "What if…" game and K-Stew's people had nothing to do with it. Unfortunately for Kristen, the overwhelming majority of people were like "Hey, that lip-biting eye-roller would make a great Casey Anthony!" And now, according to Us Weekly, Kristen's people are trying to shut it down.
[From Us Weekly] On one side, I completely understand why Kristen is upset and peeved by the comparison - true, Kristen is, in my mind, a lip-biting, unprofessional troll, but she hasn't killed anyone, and she doesn't deserve to be associated with or compared to Casey Anthony. Another part of me thinks this Us Weekly story is hilarious on so many levels. Isn't part of being an actress "playing characters that are not like you"? Look at someone like Charlize Theron, and her Oscar-winning role as Aileen Wuornos. If Kristen was smart - or if she had people working for her who were thinking about her career, long-term - she would embrace the rumors and acknowledge that, as an actress, it would be a remarkable career achievement to play a sociopath like Casey. It would also help Kristen break out of the "Bella" type-casting, wouldn't it? But if that happened, what would Kristen complain about then? I still think that Kristen should be actively seeking out roles like this - like, Casey Anthony - instead of some kind of lip-biting, eye-rolling, hunched-over, monotone Snow White. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
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