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Predictions: What’s Next for the ‘Harry Potter’ Kids?

Posted: 10 Jul 2011 10:20 AM PDT

Perhaps calling them “kids” is inaccurate, as most of them are in their twenties now, but let’s face it: We watched them grow up on screen, and because of that we’ll always think of them as “The Harry Potter Kids.” They’ve spent the past ten years– which, for some of them, is nearly half their lives– working on these epic films, and now that the release of the final film is less than a week away, I can’t help but wonder what’s next for these not-quite-kids. Some of them may continue to act; some of them may follow other pursuits while staying in the spotlight; and some of them may choose never to act again. Here are our predictions about what life after Potter holds for Daniel Radcliffe and company. Got other ideas? Tell us about them in the comments!


Daniel Radcliffe:
DanRad has been making interesting career choices as he’s gotten older; he knew from his experiences on the Harry Potter sets that he learns best on the job, so he’s forged crash courses for himself in both stage acting (as Alan Strang in Equus) and musical theatre (as J. Pierrepont Finch in How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying). Like many child actors who become known for one particular role, though, it will take some time for him to free himself from the identity of Harry Potter. I suspect he’ll choose a similar route to the one Elijah Wood took after the completion of The Lord of the Rings. Post-LotR, which Wood began shooting when he was 18, the Artist Formerly Known As Frodo Baggins made a concerted effort to resist typecasting: He appeared as a cannibal in Sin City, a panty-stealing weirdo in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, and as the fussy and eccentric Jonathan Safran Foer in Everything is Illuminated. Between his theatrical pursuits and his next film project, an adaptation of Susan Hill’s novel The Woman in Black, Radcliffe is already showing signs of this sort of shrewd career management; in The Woman in Black especially, he’s made a very conscious choice to step out of the role of child: He’ll have one of his own as the young lawyer and father Arthur Kipps. I’ll be interested to see what he ends up going for later on down the line. Hands up: Who wants to see Harry Potter play a serial killer? I do, I do!


Emma Watson:
Emma Watson will probably take over the world. Okay, I’m mostly joking, but kindasortanotreally. While she’s only just starting to branch out into other acting projects besides Harry Potter, she made a solid turn in a 2007 BBC television adaptation of Noel Streatfeild’s novel Ballet Shoes and she’s currently shooting the long-anticipated film adaptation of the quintessential high school novel The Perks of Being a Wallflower. She’s managed not to implode (no nude photo scandals besides the occasional wardrobe malfunction, no sex tape scandals, no substance abuse problems), and she’s pursuing higher education. True, she’s left Brown for the time being due to her professional commitments; but I mean, when you consider everything she’s got going on, can you really blame her? While she’ll probably continue to take on interesting roles in interesting films (she’s a smart cookie, so it’s unlikely that she’ll be going the blockbuster route), I actually have more hopes for her in the fashion world than I do in the acting world– she’s already become a major style icon and has been working with various brands in various capacities, and she’ll probably design her own line sometime soon, which will likely be classy and well-marketed. Go forth, I say!


Evanna Lynch:
Evanna Lynch will inadvertently invent a time machine while attempting to make a grilled cheese and will have all sorts of madcap adventures, which she will recount in her memoirs entitled Luna Lovegood Lives.


Rupert Grint:
I find Rupert Grint to be something of a puzzle. He had never acted before Harry Potter– not that that’s in and of itself a bad thing, as most of the kids were in the little-to-no-experience boat– but he’s spent the last ten years sort of just coasting along, riding the Potter train and putting out side projects here and there (which have generally been ignored by critics and audiences). He left school at 16 ostensibly to focus on acting, another thing for which I don’t blame him– it’s hard to maintain an actual school career along with a shooting schedule like Harry Potter’s– but going along with the whole coasting thing, he mostly seems to be following acting because he doesn’t really have anything else to follow. I wonder if eventually he’ll just get tired of showbiz and move on to something else. I hear he’s an avid unicycler; maybe he’ll run away and join the circus!

(Of course, I could be reading Grint all wrong; in fact, I’d kind of like to be proven wrong. What do you guys think?)

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Gallery: Angel Does Stuff, Just Like Us!

Posted: 10 Jul 2011 08:50 AM PDT

What on earth did we do before Tumblr? It’s just full of so many hilarious images. Like these ones. These are from a lovely little Tumblr called Angel Does Stuff, which features (you guessed it) Angel doing stuff. More accurately, it’s a life-sized cardboard cutout of Angel doing stuff. So now you know what people who own life-sized cardboard cutouts do with them. What’s Angel been up to today? Let’s see!

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Sunday Cute: Kitten Gets Rescued

Posted: 10 Jul 2011 07:15 AM PDT

To be honest, I’m not really sure if this is cute or horrifying, but it does involve a kitten getting rescued, so at least there’s that. It just happens to be getting rescued by unconventional means. Because, really: How else are you going to get a kitten that has gotten trapped in a very small pipe out other than with a leaf blower?

Happy Sunday!

[Via The Mary Sue]

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Creepy Things That Seem Real But Aren’t: The Cave

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 02:40 PM PDT

Creepy Things That Seem Real But Aren't is a series that explores modern urban legends, bringing you a new tale each week.

The first entry of the webpage is dated March 23, 2001. It reads only this:

“Due to the overwhelming number of requests I have received to tell about my discoveries and bizarre experiences in a cave not far from my home, I have created this web page. I will outline the events that happened to me during the past few months. Beginning with my journey into a familiar cave in December 2000 and ending… well, it hasn’t actually ended yet. I will use my caving journal as the text to tell about my recent experience. I will give them to you as I experienced them, in chronological order.”

His name is Ted, and he’s a caver. He’s got a tale for you. It’s called:

THE CAVE

In the early part of the 2000s, Ted began to explore a cave near where he lived, only to find that more would happen as he did so than he had ever banked on. He had initially recorded the happenings that were to follow for himself in his caving journal; but, as he states on his homepage, he has decided to answer the many requests for the telling of his tale in the wide-reaching format of the Internet. He divides the text of his story up into two colors for clarity’s sake: Grey text and blue italicized text. The grey text denotes direct transcriptions from his caving journal, while the blue italicized text are his reflections on the journal that occur to him as he transcribes. The journal itself goes back to December 30, 2000– the first time Ted and his friend, whom he refers to only as B, set foot in the cave. Ted notes that he’d been in the cave before, but that there was a section of it that he hadn’t been able to reach. This section was notable for having a small hole on one of the cave walls roughly three feet from the floor. Cavers near the hole could always feel a slight breeze blowing from somewhere within the cave, which was frequently accompanied by a rumbling noise. When Ted first found the hole, it looked like this (he’s placed a glove in it for size reference):

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Here’s the thing about holes in cave walls: Just because you can’t fit through it as is doesn’t mean that you won’t be able to make your way through it eventually. Holes are indicative of further caverns, so if you can enlarge the hole enough to be able to fit a person, there will likely be a whole uncharted section of the cave never before seen by human eyes waiting beyond it. Humans have long been fascinated by the unknown, so you can imagine the attraction this never-before-seen cavern would hold for Ted and B. After some careful consideration, the two cavers, drawn by the idea of making caving history, decided to attempt to enlarge the hole. On their next trip to the cave, they would bring with them a cordless drill. They would alternate drilling into the rock, then taking a bullpin and a small sledge hammer and breaking up the rock by hand.

Ted and B returned to the cave at the end of January 2001 to begin work on the hole. Getting the tools to the hole was something of an ordeal; it was located in a cavern quite a ways down, requiring them to lower the tools to the location using a rope and pulley before lowering themselves down. Six hours and two drill batteries later, they had made some headway on the hole, though not as much as they had hoped for:

The tight quarters of the area surrounding the hole left little space for swinging the sledge hammer, which slowed their progress; however, Ted and B were undeterred. They decided to spend the night at a nearby motel, recharge the drill batteries, and return again in the morning. Over the next two weeks, they returned frequently, always hoping that the next rattle of the drill or swing of the sledge hammer would be the last. On February 10, they took B’s dog with them. An experienced caver herself, the Jack Russell terrier known as Whip was both a welcome companion and a useful tool: Ted and B planned to place her in the hole and see how far she could go.

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Snap This: Darth Hairdryer

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 01:15 PM PDT

Just in case you’ve ever had the urge to dry your hair with a Sith Lord, now you can. Or at least, you might sometime in the future– alas, this spectacular Darth Vader-shaped hairdryer is as yet only a concept appliance. Maybe creator Tembolat Gugkaev should get in touch with Conair and see what sort of deal they can strike…

[Via Boing Boing]

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Video: Peter Jackson’s Second ‘Hobbit’ Video Blog

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 12:43 PM PDT

Back at the beginning of June, The Hobbit finished up its first block of shooting, and in honor of the occasion, Peter Jackson has just posted his second video blog chronicling the production process. Interesting things to note here include the crew’s commemorative jackets (“54 days down, 200 to go!”), the fact that Andy Serkis is the second unit director as well as Gollum, and what the cast and crew are planning on doing during their break. The next block of shooting begins on September 5, and since it’s going to involve a whole lot of location shooting, a good chunk of the blog gives an inside look about what goes into location scouting. Sometimes this means watching Peter Jackson juggle a cup of tea miraculously without spilling it as he goes trooping through the mountains. It’s pretty amusing. There’s also a few more images of Martin Freeman (who will presumably be using his break to shoot the next season of Sherlock) and Hugo Weaving as Bilbo and Elrond. Check it out after the jump!

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13 Celebs Who Chopped Off All Their Hair

Posted: 09 Jul 2011 11:45 AM PDT

Do you ever get tired of your hair? Do you ever reach that point where you think, “Man, I really just want to chop everything off and have done with it?” These 13 celebs certainly did. Summer is as good a time as any to ditch your long locks, so why not follow one of these stellar examples?

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