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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.1.11
- Kim Kardashian is Wearing Adult Diapers
- Tara Reid Steals Shopping Carts Now
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Never Wear Anything But This Outfit
- Lindsay Lohan is a Victim of Weird Shoes and Husband Jumping
- Cameron Diaz Should Stop Making Faces, Any Face, and Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 7.1.11 Posted: 01 Jul 2011 11:30 AM PDT    It’s like he sensed I needed a send-off pic. Toldja they’re magic. Just a heads up on how the next couple of days are going to play out: Most Important People as usual tomorrow, and then The Superficial will return Tuesday for its regularly scheduled cockfoolery. In the meantime, here’s today’s The Crap We Missed featuring Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian is Wearing Adult Diapers Posted: 01 Jul 2011 10:00 AM PDT    I’ve already made my guess known, but because it’s the Friday before a holiday weekend, and I should’ve remembered I had this feature for Rosie vs. Megan Fox post (Megan won by a landslide by the way.), here’s a little democracy so we can narrow down just what in the hell is happening to Kim Read More ... |
| Tara Reid Steals Shopping Carts Now Posted: 01 Jul 2011 09:38 AM PDT    In every photo, there’s always a black dude chick in the background holding up a drunk white bitch, saying it all with her eyes. Tara Reid apparently had her ass handed to her in Atlanta over the weekend after she tried to steal a shopping cart so she could push her dog to a Mexican restaurant. Read More ... |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Should Never Wear Anything But This Outfit Posted: 01 Jul 2011 08:12 AM PDT    For the better half of the decade Jennifer Love Hewitt has perpetually looked like a pregnant woman, so imagine my surprise when I find myself going, “Who is this lovely lady?” and it’s Jennifer Love Hewitt. Maybe this shows how easily swayed I am by huge, awesome breasts, or maybe this shows my deep appreciation Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan is a Victim of Weird Shoes and Husband Jumping Posted: 01 Jul 2011 08:11 AM PDT    “BLARRRFF! … It was the shoes!” Hours after being released from the day spa the California legal system calls “house arrest,” Lindsay Lohan was spotted stumbling out of the Lexington Social House, so naturally it was only a matter of time until the bullshit parade started. Like clockwork, she posted a picture of her shoe along Read More ... |
| Cameron Diaz Should Stop Making Faces, Any Face, and Other News Posted: 01 Jul 2011 07:15 AM PDT    Posted By Photo Boy - Blake Lively wore Jennifer Love Hewitt’s dress first. Who looked bett- BAHAHA! - Shia LaBeouf tries to stifle the wrath of the Maple Christ. - While Megan Fox tries to get David Silver off his ass. - SPOILER ALERT! There will be a yellow cab in The Dark Knight Rises. Read More ... |
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