Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Cele|bitchy

Cele|bitchy


Mel Gibson leaves Jodie Foster high and dry at Cannes photocall

Posted: 17 May 2011 08:47 AM PDT

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The Cannes International Film Festival rages on with the The Beaver photocall, for which director and actress Jodie Foster was front and present but her co-star, Mel Gibson, was quite notably absent in spite of the fact that he was reportedly expected to attend. Surely, Jodie is fine with the fact that Mel was not present at the photocall because, no matter what, she’ll always love that man for the rest of her life even though he’s left her to deal with this mess all by herself.

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Obviously, I have to wonder whether the woman even has a grasp on reality any longer. Not only does Jodie have poor taste in male associates, but she dared to describe the lower percentage of female directors as “race psychology,” yet she herself (despite being a woman) convinced a studio to give her $20 million of funding to make a movie about a guy who talks through a puppet. Indeed, the film has already received a U.S. limited release, for which it only brought in a measly $104,000 from 22 theaters. So it seems that Mel’s recent extensive, self-piting interview didn’t help sell tickets, and he’s sitting this one out like a pouting child:

Mel Gibson’s absence from the press conference supporting his new film did not stop him dominating proceedings.

The actor plays a depressed businessman who uses a beaver hand puppet to communicate in The Beaver, which is directed by his co-star Jodie Foster who attended the press conference in Cannes.

The actress, who has been friends with Gibson since they starred in the 1994 western Maverick, faced a barrage of questions about the actor who has been accused of racism, homophobia and anti-semitism and appeared in court this year on a battery charge after a complaint from ex-girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva.

But she insisted the troubled star, who is due in Cannes today to appear at tonight’s screening of the film, “was the right actor for the role” and had “a deep understanding of the struggles” faced by the character.

She said: “He really understood the character in a way that was extraordinary. I think that he was willing to go to such a deep place and willing to expose himself in some ways, to really talk about something he knows a lot about which is struggle, wanting to change, wanting to transform yourself, not wanting to be who you are and I’m so grateful for that performance”.

Asked if the film would help rehabilitate him in the eyes of the public and in Hollywood, she said: “I don’t know, I have no idea.”

Foster added: “Anything that you do that you obsess about and think about and give that much to for six months of your life in his case… allows you to look deeper at yourself and the people around you and the effect of what you do and has to have some kind of therapeutic, cathartic end.

“I know that he is incredibly proud of the movie and I think that he is proud of what he’s shown and I think he wants people to see that side of him and he’s an incredibly private man so what he shows on screen is deep as you could possibly get”.

[From The Independent]

Perhaps Jodie and Mel talked this over beforehand and decided it would be best for him not to attend and distract from the topic at hand. However, it’s pretty clear that Mel distracts from The Beaver whether or not he’s actually present; so if he is truly so “incredibly proud” of this movie, the very least he could have done is to establish a presence and show some support for his unyieldingly loyal friend, co-star, and director. What a douche move, but there’s a slim chance that he might actually show up for the premiere itself. Admittedly, Jodie wasn’t completely alone for the photocall and press conferences because Kyle Killen and Keith Redmon bothered to show up. Her co-star, however, is another matter altogether.

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Photos courtest of WENN

Christina Aguilera blames intervention on ex employees, Matt Lauer calls her out

Posted: 17 May 2011 08:36 AM PDT

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Christina Aguilera and her yarn hair were on The Today Show this morning to promote her reality competition show The Voice. She really looks like a washed up drag queen now and she should put some work into toning down her look. XTina doesn’t listen to advisors, and I’m sure she thinks she looks hot with shiny red lipstick, heavy liquid eyeliner and comically fake eyelashes. To Matt Lauer, XTina repeated her same old line about how people are judging her due to her inability to do her job or remain sober enough to remember her address or the lyrics to the National Anthem. She worked this into a discussion about the contestants and how they need to beware of the press now that they’re semi-famous, as if it’s all the press’ fault for noticing that Aguilera has been a drunken mess. When Matt asked Christina if anyone had tried to stage an intervention after her public mishaps, she blamed that on “ex disgruntled employees” and said that anyone who was her true friend wouldn’t dare question her when she’s falling down drunk. At least that’s what I got out of it, and it’s consistent with what the tabloids have been reporting about how she fired everyone who told her she needed help.

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On what she would tell the contestants about fame
I just hope to be a positive influence in all of that. I think it comes from a great place, because this was a year of many highs and lows… going through a divorce in the public eye where many things are going to be magnified and speculated about and judged and these people need to know that… ‘Hey if you want a career in doing this you have to roll with the punches…”

On if “the people who loved her tried to intervene” after her public mishaps
I think there were some definite ex disgruntled employees along the way that, you know, whenever things happen like this to you, some people just want to kick you when your down. You know, for me, I’ve been in this business a very long time… You’re going to have your high moments and your low moments.

Right now I feel that I’ve found my true friends and the people who really are there for me and have stuck by me…

When you’re going through a hard time you don’t need people judging and ridiculing you. The people that are around you are going to be the ones to support you and love you through whatever you’re going through.

Lauer calls her on her BS: “You did have those people, you had friends, because there were people who were not attacking you, who were genuinely concerned about you.”

[Laughs and sticks her hand out] Well, only I know that. On a deeper level of whose intentions were what and after you’ve been in this business for quite some time you’re able to weed out - Ok is this person on a power trip, feeding frenzy of ‘this is what’s good for you’? Some people like the drama of creating it around you to make themselves look better, like ‘I saved her,’ when really you just have to be a friend and support.

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She’s so snotty, self absorbed and condescending and I’m sure those people who are “ex employees” became so when they tried to call her on her bullsh*t.

Meanwhile XTina is still drinking up a storm, because she doesn’t have a problem, get it? In Touch had details of one of her recent benders with her boyfriend, Matt Rutler, and how she screwed up a charity gig.

Christina Aguilera shocked onlookers by snubbing Mary J. Blige at the music legend’s Belvedere-sponsored FFAWN benefit concert on May 1. “After warbling through one son, Christina left the stage without even acknowledging Mary or the charity,” an eyewitness tells In Touch…

Christina and boyfriend Matthew Rutler, 25, arrived at the after-party at the Gansevoort Park Avenue hotel drunk - and three hours late! “She’d had bottles of champagne and vodka delivered to her room, where she and Matthew stayed for hours drinking,” and inside source tells In Touch.

The following night [when she wasn't invited to the Met Gala] she spent the evening drowning her sorrows in a NYC pub. “She and Matt split a bottle of champagne, a bottle of red wine, and several beers,” an onlooker at The Spotted Pig tells In Touch.

[From In Touch, print edition, May 23, 2011]

So Christina’s true friends party with her, they don’t tell her she needs to quit drinking once she starts screwing up important gigs. This is a woman who is heavily in denial.

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Christina is shown on 5/16/11 in New York. Camel toe! Credit: HRC/WENN and Fame

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Brad Pitt on his religious childhood: “I found it very stifling”

Posted: 17 May 2011 08:34 AM PDT

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As promotion for Tree of Life heats up, I'm finding that most media outlets really want to discuss the character Brad Pitt is playing in specific terms. Some say he's playing an physically and emotionally abusive father. Some say he's just playing a typically "strong" father of the 1950s. I'm still not sure, but Brad is getting good reviews for his performance, and some are even hinting at another Oscar nomination for him. Of course, the film is kind of controversial, and some people absolutely hate it (thus, the handful of boos at yesterday's screening). Director Terrence Malick seems to want to raise discussions about religion and family and the universe, etc. So when Brad got some questions about how he was raised, he took the bait:

Brad Pitt was in Cannes on Monday, promoting his new film, “The Tree of Life,” and talking about how he would like his kids to perceive the film, and his reflections on his own upbringing.

“I think of everything I do now that my kids are going to see when they grow up and how are they going to feel,” Pitt told reporters Monday at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival. “But they know me as a dad and I hope they’ll just think of me as a pretty damn good actor.”

Pitt plays a father bringing up his family in 1950s Texas in Terrence Malick’s long-awaited film, and the actor confessed his own childhood had its ups and downs.

“I got brought up being told things were God’s way, and when things didn’t work out it was called God’s plan,” he said. “I’ve got my issues with it. Don’t get me started. I found it very stifling.”

[From Extra]

I think Brad is pretty much an agnostic at this point. Maybe even an atheist. He's talked before about how religion "doesn't work" for him but I think he tends to use "religion" as a catch-all for organized religions, for Christianity and his parents' faith. My guess? Brad is kind of Buddhist. Budget Buddhist.

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Here are some photos of Brangelina leaving the post-premiere party last night:

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Fame.

Kate Hudson & a punked-out Ginnifer Goodwin cover Marie Claire: cute?

Posted: 17 May 2011 08:03 AM PDT

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Here is the cover for the June issue of Marie Claire, starring Kate Hudson and Ginnifer Goodwin. They star in Something Borrowed, that rom-com that already came out (and died quickly, right?). So… this feels kind of dated. Not just because the movie is already out, but because it also appears that Ginnifer and Kate shot this cover a long time before Kate began showing. I don't even want to talk about Kate right now - her face looks wonky - but look at Ginnifer! That's one way to come out of rom-com/nice-girl purgatory, right? Chop off most of your hair and tease that junk up until you show everyone that you're more Ziggy Stardust than Julia Roberts. Ginnifer is so punk. I kind of love it. Anyway, Marie Claire hasn't released anything from the article, but I did find some good quotes from Ginnifer from another interview she did. Here are some highlights:

Ginnifer on typecasting: “I have done my share of stock characters."

On Kate: “We really do get along like gangbusters in real life.”

On Big Love: “I loved digging my elbows deep into the character over a period of time,” she says of the series, “instead of doing something in an hour-and-a-half movie.”

Hoping to do another television show, Once Upon a Time: “I pray to the TV gods every day that we will be picked up,” she says of the quirky drama co-created by Adam Horowitz, one of the writers from the hit series Lost. Is Once Upon a Time just as bizarre as Lost? “They are being so top secret about it, I can’t say,” Goodwin confesses. “I will say it does have a Lost flavour to it.”

On being grounded: “In this business, we all have aspirations that are highfalutin,” she says. “But I have no regrets, because I am insanely lucky I get to make a living as an actor every single day.”

[From The Province]

See? Ginnifer is pretty cool. I wish she got more work, and I wish that the work was something other than rom-coms and television shows. Maybe her strength is in television, though, in which case, I hope her show does get picked up.

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Cover courtesy of The Fashion Spot. Additional pics by WENN.

Katie Holmes & Suri spend a luxurious day swimming & eating ice cream

Posted: 17 May 2011 07:22 AM PDT

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Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise are in Miami for some reason. And they got pap'd all over the place yesterday, first in the hotel pool and then on an ice cream run. At one point, the paps got some photos of Suri adjusting her little bikini, and they got a shot of Suri's butt crack. I didn't want to use those photos, just because it seemed… gross. Presumably grown men, hiding in some hotel bushes, snapping pics of a little girl in a swimsuit. It's gross. But the photos are still notable I guess because Suri looks like she's a solid little swimmer, and because Katie doesn't seem to have a baby bump hidden in her (odd) swimsuit. I like that Katie's wearing a one-piece, by the way. Bring back the cute one piece! When I look at Katie's one-piece, though, all I can think about are how weird her tan lines must be.

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And here are the ice cream photos. Suri loves her ice cream. The thought that struck me was: this is Suri's life. Swimming with her mom in the middle of the day in a hotel pool, eating ice cream (presumably) for a meal. All on a weekday. Because God knows, a five year old child doesn't belong in school, right? And before you start yelling at me about all of the celebrity children who aren't going to school - all of them have tutors, I'm pretty sure. Except for Ali Lohan. That's something Ali and Suri seem to have in common - their parents don't put a high premium on education. Does Suri have a tutor? I'm sure she has "handlers" and "wranglers" but you never hear much about her education, do you? You can see more photos of Katie and Suri's special day here.

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy’s pregnancy is confirmed by her father-in-law

Posted: 17 May 2011 06:47 AM PDT

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Several weeks ago, French First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy stepped out for a formal event, and everyone was like "Damn, lady, you look preggo." You can see the photos here - she was definitely carrying some baby-looking weight in her midsection. Anyway, for all of these weeks, the Sarkos have not made any kind of official announcement, I suspect because they wanted to wait to make sure this pregnancy is a go, for real. But now Sarko's dad is confirming the news:

Grandpa has spilled the haricots – French for beans. Pal Sarkozy, the father of France’s president Nicolas Sarkozy, has told the German newspaper Bild that his son and daughter-in-law, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy, are expecting a baby.

Rumors of a pregnancy have been circulating since late April, when the French press spotted the first lady doing some maternity shopping in Paris, although President Sarozy’s office has declined comment.

Pal Sarkozy, 82, added, “Neither wants to know the gender beforehand, but I’m certain it will be a girl, and beautiful like Carla.”

Sarkozi, 56, and Bruni, 43, married in 2008. The former supermodel-turned-singer – who appears in Woody Allen’s latest movie, Midnight in Paris, starring Owen Wilson – already has a 10-year-old son, Aurélian, from a previous relationship.

Sarkozy has three sons between the ages of 25 and 13 from his two previous marriages. Last year, he became a grandfather for the first time. His office did not comment on Bruni-Sarkozy’s pregnancy.

[From People]

Carla has said in the past that she would like to have a son with Sarko, but she already has a son (with that dude that she homewrecked, right?) and Sarko has three sons from his previous marriages. So I think it would be nice if Carla and Sarko had a daughter. Have you ever noticed that most successfully elected politicians have daughters? It's a real thing. Fathers of daughters are more likely to run for office, and more likely to be elected.

By the way, have you guys been following the IMF president's sexual assault scandal? In case you were wondering, Sarko is going to benefit from Dominique Strauss-Kahn's disgrace and possible/probable jail sentence. Strauss-Kahn was the leading candidate for the French Socialist Party, so now Sarko's reelection is looking a lot easier. Now imagine Carla with her bump joining him on the campaign trail.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Alexander Skarsgard covers GQ: he refuses to comment on Kate Bosworth

Posted: 17 May 2011 06:27 AM PDT

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GQ’s new coverboy is the lovely Alexander Skarsgard, who manages to get my heart pumping with every photo I see of him. The only other celebrity that does that for me is Matt Damon, and he’s like the sweet longterm boyfriend you know will be there while Alex is the new fling with a sense of mystery and possibility. You haven’t had to wash his clothes or pick up after him yet and it’s all about the sex. I’m hearing his Eric voice in my head now.

Getting back to reality we have these inspirational 2D images of Mr. Skarsgard, along with a very cute interview. I really love what he said about how nice it is when people ask you about your day! I’ve lived overseas for five years, in Switzerland and Germany, and it’s amazing what you take for granted about American culture. Some Europeans thinks it’s superficial to ask people how they’re doing and not really expect an honest answer, but when no one asks you there’s this emptiness to your day if you’re used to hearing it. I swear I was almost crying the first few days I was back in the US last year after almost a year away. Everyone was so damn nice to me that I wanted to give them all a hug.

Alex also jokes about how his famous family will never do a reality show. You know that his insect thin girlfriend would be up for it though, if only to drape her bony appendages around him in every scene.

Skarsgård on the love scenes with Anna Paquin - who is married to their True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer:
"It's really clear to Steve and to everybody else what the deal is—which is that Anna is like a sister to me… Those love scenes take quite a bit of acting, actually. A lot of acting."

…on why he decided to join the Swedish military:
"It was my way of going off into the unknown," he says. "I didn't want to just be somebody's son."

…on LA versus his native country:
"You walk into the coffee shop, and the girl asks how your day is. When I first moved here, I loved that. I know it's shallow and superficial and she doesn't give a f*ck about my day, but I still like it," he says. Sweden, by contrast, is more reserved. "It's difficult to get to know a Swede. But once you do, you're in," he says. And there's a stronger sense of boundaries. "You're never going to see a television show The Skarsgårds."

…on his famous father, actor Stellan SkarsgÃ¥rd:
"I don't think I came to acting to compete with my father. But, you know, he wasn't around as much as normal dads, and seeing his passion…Maybe it was a way to get his attention… I mean, if anything, we're trying to take care of him. He's over the hill."

Stellan on Alex and his brothers:
"Of course I'm threatened," he says of his sons. "They're younger, they're better-looking, and they're all trying to kill me."

[From GQ]

There’s more on GQ’s website, including this little blurb with his response to a question about his relationship with Kate Bosworth. “When asked about the relationship, he shuts down, smile disappearing, with a completeness and efficiency that could only come from growing up in the public eye. ‘My father always kept the family out of the press,’ he says later, almost apologetic.” He didn’t even say “she’s a great actress,” or “I enjoyed working with her.”

Kate and Alex’s movie Straw Dogs is coming out in September, and the trailer has been released. We linked over to it on Lainey yesterday and it just looks so cheesy. It’s a thriller where Alex plays the leader of a redneck gang who go after Kate’s character and her new husband - played by the guy from Hop! I couldn’t get over the fact that it was the doofy guy from Hop, James Marsden. (I just looked him up.)

Here’s the trailer. It’s got some violence and scary stuff toward the end and I have to admit that it creeped me out. Alex looks really good in it. He’s menacing as hell.

GQ also has a slideshow with Alex on their website and my mouth was hanging open the whole time. These photos are like a mini vacation.

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Blake Lively is attached to Leonardo DiCaprio in Cannes

Posted: 17 May 2011 06:10 AM PDT

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A curious chain of events happened this morning. I've known for a few days that Leonardo DiCaprio has been in Cannes, not to promote any film (that I know of), but simply to party and presumably to troll for new model ass. Then, curiously, this morning I saw some new photos of Leo's ex-girlfriend Bar Refaeli at some event in Cannes. I'm sure she's required to be there for one of her many modeling contracts, but it also gave me a whiff of ex-girlfriend stalker vibes. Bar has always seemed kind of stalker-ish to me. First, she Single White Female'd Gisele, Leo's ex, and now she's putting in the effort to stop by Cannes parties where she might run into the dude who (presumably) dumped her?

After I saw the photos of Bar, I then read this piece from Page Six, all about how Blake Lively is also in Cannes, even though she too has nothing to promote. Oh, and she's attached to Leo's hip now:

Leonardo DiCaprio appears to have already moved on from his split with Bar Refaeli — with “Gossip Girl” star Blake Lively. Just a week after we revealed that the star and the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model were over, DiCaprio and Lively were seen roaming around the Hotel du Cap Eden Roc on Friday night.

“She was wearing white and he was in a baseball cap,” our spy said. “They walked around the grounds together. It looked like they were a couple.”

A source said the two were introduced over dinner at The Lion by “Great Gatsby” director Baz Luhrmann in November. We reported in January that Lively was flirting with DiCaprio at “Hurt Locker” star Jeremy Renner’s birthday at his house in LA. DiCaprio’s rep said he doesn’t comment on his personal life. Lively’s rep didn’t return calls.

[From Page Six]

Now, when Bar and Leo's split was formally announced, I folded in some news about how Leo and Blake were probably seeing out other. Blake has been trying to make this Leo thing happen for MONTHS. Could it be that Blake is kind of stalking Leo too? What is it about Leo that makes vapid model-types crazy? Anyway, it sounds like Leo is into it. Blake has the body of a model, so I suspect Blake is in the running to be Leo's new girlfriend. Poor Bar!

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Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.

Hailee Steinfeld to represent Miu Miu, is she too young at 14?

Posted: 17 May 2011 05:53 AM PDT

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Hailee Steinfeld, the 14 year-old Oscar nominee and True Grit star, has been named the new face of Miu Miu. She’ll probably do some print ads and be done with this, but this story bothers me. She’s so young and it just seems wrong to pluck a girl barely out of puberty and have her model. It happens all the time, I know, but we’ve gotten to know Hailee on her press tour and she’s so smart yet innocent somehow. I just want her to act and focus on school and not get involved in all this modeling and brand representation business.

Hailee Steinfeld is quickly becoming one of the most sought-after girls in Hollywood. The 14-year-old Oscar nominee has been named the new face of Miu Miu, Prada’s younger line, the fashion house announced Monday.

The True Grit star has stepped out in the brand on a number of occasions, including the BAFTA Awards in February, the SAG Awards in January and a Miss Golden Globe event in December.

Steinfeld even joined fellow Oscar nominee Jennifer Lawrence, 20, at the luxe line’s runway show during Paris Fashion Week in March.

[From US Weekly]

Kaiser reminded me that Hailee went to fashion week to the Miu Miu show and as this article mentions she’s worn the brand to The BAFTAs, The SAG Awards and another event. Hailee has a quirky sense of style, and Miu Miu caters to that. I’d rather see her do an ad for neutrogena or something, but she’s better than that and she’s earned a big high fashion modeling contract. I wish I could be happy for her, but I’m just kind of wary. It’s the mom in me.

Hailee in Miu Miu at the SAGs in January:
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In Miu Miu at the BAFTA Awards in February:
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At the Miu Miu show in February:
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In Stella McCartney (bleh!) at the Met Gala earlier this month:
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photo credit: WENN.com

Linnocent was “belligerently drunk” at a tequila party, shock!

Posted: 17 May 2011 05:46 AM PDT

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I know this information is going to SHOCK you to your very core. Despite swearing up and down while she was coked out of her skull that she would NEVER EVER be anything less than 100% sober ever again, Linnocent has found herself in another drunken, cracked-out controversy. I'll wait for you pick your jaw up off the floor. According to multiple sources, Linnocent was all kinds of hammered late Sunday night (Monday morning) at a club. SHOCK. You can see photos of her partying with Marilyn Manson here, and you can see Radar's exclusive photo of her here. Here's what went down:

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan allegedly grabbed the wrist of a woman who tried to take a picture of her about 2 a.m. Sunday in a Hollywood nightclub, RadarOnline.com has learned. Then, someone in Lohan's entourage reportedly grabbed the Nikon point-and-shoot camera from the hands of the fan and dumped it into a bucket of ice used to chill booze bottles.

The camera's damaged, but RadarOnline has the exclusive photo that sparked the ruckus.

"We didn't press charges because we thought it was funny at first," said an eyewitness who asked not to be identified. He and three friends, including the owner of the camera, sat for an hour at a table next to Lohan's. "We all were drunk. But then we figured out when we got home that the camera was broken because water seeped in. The memory card, though, was still good."

The incident occurred at the new Paul & Andre Hollywood nightclub. In the photo Lohan, 24, who last week escaped serious time behind bars after pleading no contest to a theft, can be seen sitting on the back of the couch while her friends are partying. According to the source, so was Lohan!

"Lindsay appeared to be 'belligerently drunk,'" the source said. "She and her people were doing shots of something all night. She looked like she was falling all over the place. She was being stupid.

"When she grabbed my friend's wrist, another woman who was with Lindsay grabbed the camera. She kept saying 'I need that camera' over and over again. So the woman got it and sunk it into the ice buket."

The spywitness said there was no other incident.

"We were sorta leaving and we didn't want to cause any more trouble," he said.

Lohan could be flirting with disaster. On May 11, an exasperated judge in Los Angeles sentenced her to three years probation and psychological counseling. Another probation violation could land the star of Mean Girls in jail for months.

Said Lohan's new publicist, Steve Honig: “I don’t have any knowledge of this alleged incident whatsoever.”

[From Radar]

Yeah, let's not pretend that this incident could mean anything significant to Linnocent. What's going to happen? There will be another annotation on her probation report with yet another story about how she's drunk all of the time? All this news means is that we get to laugh in her crackface whenever she tries to pull the "I've changed, I'm so Linnocent, I'll never do anything again!" line. She never learns because she never has to - all she knows is that she'll never have to face any consequences for anything.

Curiously, Page Six had a slightly different take on the situation. They had a source who claimed that Linnocent "crashed" this party, and that she was sober when she arrived and crack-hustled her way into the gig, which included a performance by The Kills. Linnocent's rep said: “She did not crash, she is friends with Jamie Hince from the Kills. She came to visit him and went home.” But DeLeon CEO Brent Hocking confirmed, “Lindsay was not invited . . . I advised Chateau management she wasn’t invited and that it wasn’t a good idea for her to be there, given her history.” So… Linnocent crack hustled her way into the party, then proceeded to get wasted and belligerent. Ugh.

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Vintage Lohan, courtesy of WENN.

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