Wednesday, March 2, 2011

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'Real Housewives Of Miami' Doll Recap: Rick Ross Rides Again

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 10:50 AM PST


After last week's episode, the ladies make up for a lackluster pilot by viciously criticizing anything and everything under the sweltering Miami sun. Adriana complains about Larsa and Cristy hating on her for taking the cat walk during last week's episode. “I did it like a pro,” she proclaims. Her boyfriend Frederic thinks the ladies are just jealous, which Adriana explains that Cristy and Larsa are simply immature high school backstabbers. Frederic is too busy staring at her boobs to actually respond, but you know in his heart he completely agrees.

Most of the episode revolves around Lea's benefit auction for The Consequences Charity. While they've managed to raise about $1 million per auction in years past, Lea worries, rightly, about how the economy will affect people's ability to bid $225,000 on a sports car. Meanwhile, Alexia gives us a sneak peek at her job over at Venus Magazine, which from all appearances seems to be a magazine her husband Hector bought for her to give her something to do. Her stepson Hector Jr. points out that having the same five friends of Alexia on the cover over and over again is exceedingly "tacky," but Alexia isn't willing to hear it. "The lower person" loves seeing socialites, she explains to the camera. Why take that away from them? I'd criticize that, if I wasn't that exact kind of person who would watch this show!

Cristy invites the ladies over for some Cuban food, thus giving them more things to complain about. This has to be the most complaining group of Housewives yet; it's sort of insane. Nothing Is Ever Good Enough. “For me to take 2 or 3 hours our for a luncheon is just unheard of!” Lea complains. Adorable, funny celebrity chef Pepin is all about himself, Alexia sniffs. He made some food in a Crock Pot, Larsa gasps. He might as well be cooking plantains in a dog's mouth! The food is junk, Adriana grieves. Looks like Cristy should have just shoved everything into the pool and be done with it.

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'Real Housewives Of Miami' Doll Recap: Rick Ross Rides Again

Parenting Lessons from 'Teen Mom 2': Don't Beg Your Baby Daddy To Hang Out With You

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 10:31 AM PST

As usual, last night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 was more about the relationships than the babies. Kailyn hooked back up with Jordan, Jenelle and Kieffer continued to be drifters, and Adam remained a waste of oxygen.

KAILYN

As much as Kailyn bugs me, I’m really glad she said that Jo was “watching” Isaac. Too often, the girls on this show call it “babysitting” and, in the immortal words of Chris Rock, “It’s not called babysitting when it’s your own kid.” But that’s basically the only positive thing I have to say about Kail this week. She’s back on with her coworker Jordan, despite the fact that she is still living with Jo’s family. Her date with Jordan – they go play arcade games – is the first time we’ve seen a smile on Kail in a long, long time.

While Jo’s mom Janet Rivera is possibly the best parent on either series of Teen Mom, I don’t like the way that she keeps pushing Jo and Kailyn to get back together. I know she wants what’s best for her grandson, but those two are toxic together. Has Janet not overheard any of the fights or insults? Jo and Kail are totally wrong for each other, and every scene they share depresses me even more. I get that Janet wants an intact family, but when your teenage son knocks up his teenage girlfriend you can’t always expect a happy ending. Hence the point of this entire show. Since Kail is living in Janet’s house, I see no problem with Janet setting some ground rules. Kail’s woe-is-me attitude combined with the fact she’s straight up lying about her relationship with Jordan are making me really loathe her. I enjoy watching her segments even less than Chelsea’s, and that’s saying something.

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Parenting Lessons from 'Teen Mom 2': Don't Beg Your Baby Daddy To Hang Out With You

Video: 9 And 10-Year-Olds Girls Rap To 'Lil Wayne About His Disrespect For Women

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 10:01 AM PST

This is our favorite thing ever — two little girls who go by the name Watoto from the Nile recorded a song against ‘Lil Wayne’s derogatory lyrics and his mistreatment of women. It’s absolutely wonderful in every possible way and we’re so happy it exists. BRB, crying over here.

(via)

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Video: 9 And 10-Year-Olds Girls Rap To 'Lil Wayne About His Disrespect For Women

Art Crush: The Best Charlie Sheen-Inspired Artworks

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 09:43 AM PST


You guys, the Internet is totally winning at Charlie Sheen fan art right now. Like gold-medal, blue-ribbon, gigantic-trophy winning — these illustrations we discovered hiding under a kilo of cocaine are all awesome. Bonus points to any of them done in tiger blood!

(main photo via)

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Art Crush: The Best Charlie Sheen-Inspired Artworks

Shocker: Kim Kardashian's First Single, 'Jam' Totally Sucks

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 09:23 AM PST

Oh Kim Kardashian, stick to what you’re good at — you know, reality TV, having a nice butt, and tweeting salad endorsements. Kim’s first single, “Jam,” which she admitted to Ryan Seacrest was “out of her comfort zone,” is laughably bad and nearly unlistenable. By which we mean: get ready for this to be the club hit of 2011!

Listen to the song here.

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Shocker: Kim Kardashian's First Single, 'Jam' Totally Sucks

Get Caught Up with the 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 09:15 AM PST

The first ladies of Bravo are back! Real Housewives of Orange County is back for its sixth season and premieres this Sunday, March 6. There have been more changes and cast member switches in this city than any other, partly because it is the oldest and original Real Housewives series. For one, there is only one original cast member left on the show: Vicki Gunvalson. Allow me to catch you up with your oldest Real Housewives friends, both present and and now off the show.

  • Vicki Gunvalson
  • Tamra Barney
  • Gretchen Rossi
  • Alexis Bellino
  • Peggy Tanous
  • Fernanda Rocha

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Get Caught Up with the 'Real Housewives of Orange County'

Video: Isla Fisher Sets a Waffle-Stacking Record

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 08:31 AM PST

Last night on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon, actress Isla Fisher joined guys from URDB (the Universal Record Database) to set a new record. URBD is sort of like The Guinness Book of World Records for hilarious shit, so Isla’s record wasn’t something like jumping the furthest – it was stacking the most waffles. Mmmm, waffles.

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Video: Isla Fisher Sets a Waffle-Stacking Record

20 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Scientologists

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 08:35 AM PST

Sure, you knew Tom Cruise was a Scientologist. And John Travolta and Kirstie Alley. But you might be surprised to find out just how many celebrities belong to the Church.

  • Elisabeth Moss
  • Giovanni Ribisi
  • Beck
  • Leah Remini
  • Alexandra Powers
  • Chick Corea
  • Danny and Christopher Kennedy Masterson
  • Lisa Marie and Priscilla Presley
  • Doug E. Fresh
  • Nancy Cartwright
  • Greta Van Susteren
  • Anne Archer
  • Ethan Suplee and Jason Lee
  • Juliette Lewis
  • Erika Christensen
  • Wallace Langham

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20 Celebrities You Didn't Know Were Scientologists

American Idol Top 24: Paul McDonald Sings 'Maggie Mae'

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 08:03 AM PST

“What’s up, TV land?” Rod Stewart’s “Maggie Mae” is one of our favorite songs (shut up!) and we think Southern boy Paul McDonald did a great job with it. His voice has such a cool tone, plus he looks like a total weirdo — so good for him!

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American Idol Top 24: Paul McDonald Sings 'Maggie Mae'

Would You Buy a Used Car from Josh Duggar?

Posted: 02 Mar 2011 07:39 AM PST

Josh Duggar, the oldest of the titular 19 Kids and Counting family on TLC, was the first one to get married and leave the nest. He and his wife Anna Duggar have one daughter, Mackenzie, and another baby on the way. How does he support his growing brood? Well, partly from being on a reality show. And partly from running two used car lots. If you happen to live in or near the Springdale, Arkansas area you can stop by Josh’s car lots and maybe even buy something. Or just try to see how many J-named siblings you can spot. The first location (which has been seen on the show) is Champion Motorcars; the new second location is called Integrity Autopark. I wonder whether Josh’s education at home under mom Michelle Duggar was thorough, because there are quite a few spelling/grammar errors on the Integrity site. I’ve made note of some of them:

We have been serving Northwest Arkansas since 1999 and are thankful for all the customers that [should be WHO] count on us for quality, integrity and fairness in their vehicle purchases. We have been honored to serve customers from all across the nation and even Mexico & [the ampersand instead of the word "and" isn't wrong, per se, but it's weird] Canada. We sell cars, trucks, SUVs, [there should be an and here - even if it's an ampersand, I'll take it] vans and carry a full line of fleet and specialty vehicles. We offer limited in-house finanacing and can work with your bank or credit union to get you the best solution to meet your needs. We have sold vehicles from $500 to over $50,000 and if we don’t have it, we can find it. Call us today with any questions. Thanks so much for stopping by, we’ll see you soon!

I wonder if the new second car lot will make an appearance on 19 Kids and Counting. I also wonder if second-oldest brother John David Duggar is going to get married – after all, if the Duggars want to have their own army someone else is going to have to start popping out grandkids pronto.

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Would You Buy a Used Car from Josh Duggar?

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