Thursday, March 3, 2011

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Sex on the Wire: You Need to Prioritize Your Sex Life

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 06:22 AM PST

Are you and your boyfriend too stressed/tired/busy to have regular sex? Do something about it! (Betty Confidential)

Confused about your own long-distance relationship? Allow this guy to shed some light on it. (College Candy)

New study confirms that couples are at their happiest when they are young and childless. Great… now I’m really looking forward to a life-long marriage. (YourTango)

It didn’t end well for the Craigslist Killer and his fiance, but Prince William and Kate Middleton have set up a wedding website. (Perez Hilton)

Bret Michaels‘ brain hemorrage occured while watching a porno entitled Busty Cops Protect and Serve. (The Gloss)

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Sex on the Wire: You Need to Prioritize Your Sex Life

10 Ideas for Theme Parties That Aren't Casino Night

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 09:34 AM PST

Have you noticed how every prom/spring formal theme is either 10,000 Leagues Under the Sea or A Night to Remember? Here are some ideas for less played-out themes.

1. NAFTA
You can only bring Mexican or Canadian beer. Molson, anyone?

2. Come As Your Favorite Johnny Depp
You can also subsitute David Bowie, since his outfits work on either gender.

3. Botox-a-thon
If it’s good enough for The Real Housewives of New Jersey, it’s good enough for you.

4. Ugly Outfit
Got a terrible bridesmaid dress or Christmas sweater hanging out in storage? It can finally see the light of day again.

5. Come As Your Favorite Fictional Character
Because bragging about how well-read you are never gets old.

6. Hangover Remedy Roundup
Everyone has their own patented hangover remedy. Bring yours, and hand them out randomly at the end of the night. Then you report back the next day.

7. I’m Not Having a Baby Shower
Cute games with clothespins, lots of pink and blue cupcakes … and no one is actually pregnant.

8. Assholepokerrulespong
Combine every drinking game you’ve ever heard of into one giant one.

9. Charity Project
Balance out your drinking by occasionally doing something for others.

10. Just get drunk with your friends and don’t bother coming up with some cutesy premise

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10 Ideas for Theme Parties That Aren't Casino Night

The Daily Bieber: The 10 Best Justin Bieber-Themed Shoes

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 09:50 AM PST


We’re thinking of getting some new shoes and we’re torn between these cute oxfords we saw at a boutique in Brooklyn, new Louboutin pumps, or a pair of sneakers with Justin Bieber’s face on them. We know, we know — go with the Biebs, right? Okay, we’re sold. Check out our gallery of the best JB-themed footwear on the web.

  • Homemade Biebs shoes.
  • What do they call soccer in Canada?
  • We want these soo bad.
  • But... you're stepping on his head!
  • Glasses and all.
  • True beauty.
  • Biebsy.
  • This is the most charming pair of all.

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The Daily Bieber: The 10 Best Justin Bieber-Themed Shoes

Suggested Chapter Titles for Bristol Palin's Upcoming Memoir

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 09:25 AM PST

This is just what literate Americans needed. On the heels of Jesse James announcing he’s writing a tell-all, Bristol Palin, Sarah Palin’s 20-year-old daughter who infamously became a teen mom while Sarah was running for Vice President, announces she’s writing one, as well. According to the New York Times, Bristol has a book deal with William Morrow, an imprint of HarperCollins. The book is titled Not Afraid of Life and is due to come out this summer. Of the book, Morrow says, “Bristol gives readers an intimate behind-the-scenes look at her life for the first time, from growing up in Alaska to coming of age amid the media and political frenzy surrounding her mother’s political rise; from becoming a single mother while still a teenager to coping as her relationship with her baby’s father crumbled publicly — not once, but twice.”

I thought Bristol might be a little busy, what with raising a baby and all, so I decided to help her out and gently suggest some chapter titles I felt would be appropriate:

  • “Growing Up Palin: What it was Like to Sleep under a Blanket with a Boar’s Head Still Attached as a Baby”
  • “How a Little Game of ‘Just the Tip’ Turned into ‘Just the First Eighteen Years (At Least)’”
  • “You’re Running for WHAT?! How John McCain Asked My Mom to Run”
  • “‘But Look at Lorelai Gilmore!’ Breaking the News to Your Parents That You are a Pregnant Teen”
  • “Saving Face: How My Mom Bulled Levi Johnston into Proposing to Me”
  • “It Looked Like More Fun on Teen Mom‘: Raising a Baby as a Single Teen Mom”
  • ” Levi + Kathy Griffin Forever?!?!”
  • “The Logical Reason I Was Tapped for Dancing with the Stars
  • “Sarah Palin’s Alaska: The S#!t They Should’ve Shown!”

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Suggested Chapter Titles for Bristol Palin's Upcoming Memoir

Video: 'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans Teaches You to Use a Hair Clip

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 08:40 AM PST

On her YouTube channel, Jenelle Evans from Teen Mom 2 posts a video dedicated to her sister Ashleigh. In the video, Jenelle says that she bought Ashleigh some hair clips for her birthday and then shows her how to put them in her hair. My favorite part is at the 1:42 mark, when Jenelle’s mom Barbara Evans stops by Jenelle’s room and Jenelle tells her to go away because she’s making a video, but Barbara responds by sticking her head in front of the camera instead.

Glad that Jenelle is doing important things like making instructional hair videos in order to show what a great mom she is. Still, she has already proven she’s a way better candidate for beauty school than either Chelsea Houska or Amber Portwood, though.

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Video: 'Teen Mom' Jenelle Evans Teaches You to Use a Hair Clip

Sign Of The Apocalypse: Bombshell McGee And Michael Lohan Pose Together For 'Rebel Ink' Magazine

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 08:29 AM PST

Rebel Ink presents Michelle “Bombshell” McGee and Michael Lohan as some kind of “new American family” on their April cover — which isn’t necessarily untrue, except instead of smiles they should be sporting black eyes and hopelessness. And that kid? If this were accurate, he’d totally be posing from behind bars.

Also, apparently these two “celebs” are doing it, so that’s gross.

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Sign Of The Apocalypse: Bombshell McGee And Michael Lohan Pose Together For 'Rebel Ink' Magazine

Which 'Real Housewives' Cities Do You Want to See Again and Which Do You Never Want to Disappear?

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 08:20 AM PST

The return of the first ladies of Bravo, the Real Housewives of Orange County crew, has me thinking about the franchise as a whole. Back when Real Housewives of Orange County premiered in 2006, I was one of only a few of my friends that watched the show. Now, the Real Housewives franchises encompasses New York, Atlanta, New Jersey, D.C., Beverly Hills, and Miami. In my opinion, some of these cities were wildly successful … and some were not. Take a look through my gallery to see if you agree with me (note: Miami is not included – too early for me to tell). And please vote:

  • Real Housewives of Orange County
  • Real Housewives of New York City
  • Real Housewives of Atlanta
  • Real Housewives of New Jersey
  • Real Housewives of D.C.
  • Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

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Which 'Real Housewives' Cities Do You Want to See Again and Which Do You Never Want to Disappear?

Video: Lauren Alaina Kills It Again On 'American Idol'

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 08:09 AM PST

We here at Crushable are totally Team Lauren Alaina. The 16-year-old Georgian has been awesome since the beginning and we love her raspy voice. Last night Lauren sang “Turn on the Radio” and totally killed it! Randy Jackson said that she reminds him of a combo of Kelly Clarkson and Carrie Underwood — so that’s a pretty good sign.

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