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- Courteney Cox’s in a Bikini Again
- Chris Brown’s a Good Christian Boy
- Mel Gibson Will Save Charlie Sheen
- Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn
- Amanda Seyfried Stops By Letterman and Other News
- Oh, Boy, It’s Kim Kardashian’s Single
- Charlie Sheen Wanted to Kill ‘Jew Pig’ Manager, According to Restraining Order
- Justin Bieber is a Badass Now
- The Great Charlie Sheen Custody Battle
- Apparently Charlie Sheen is Winning
| Courteney Cox’s in a Bikini Again Posted: 02 Mar 2011 02:49 PM PST    Because Jesus Christ do we need a break from Lord Tygar and the Masters of the Winiverse, here’s Courteney Cox filming Cougar Town in Hawaii yesterday. I don’t really have much else to say here, except it’s a pair of awesome breasts that aren’t floating in or around Charlie Sheen for money. They’re like an Read More ... |
| Chris Brown’s a Good Christian Boy Posted: 02 Mar 2011 02:10 PM PST    Apparently God’s plan for Chris Brown involves him grabbing his cock in public, because here he is leaving Maggiano’s last night and doing black people all kinds of favors. Now, I’m not one to criticize the ways of the Spirit, but I’m pretty sure most religions regard the penis as Satan’s naughty wand which is Read More ... |
| Mel Gibson Will Save Charlie Sheen Posted: 02 Mar 2011 01:46 PM PST    Presumably to protect the dues for their local Jew-Hating chapter, Mel Gibson has launched a crusade to save Charlie Sheen’s life which could also be a ploy to find himself knee-deep in blowjobs so he doesn’t kill again. Let’s assume all that stuff. E! News reports: Gibson has been reaching out to the Two and a Read More ... |
| Scarlett Johansson is Definitely Banging Sean Penn Posted: 02 Mar 2011 12:54 PM PST    Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were not only spotted together in LA this week, but Scarlett had her foot resting comfortably in what the Haitians refer to as, “Lenn Sovè a la,” a.k.a. The Savior’s Groin. Later, he’d tell her it had the power to physically heal broken earth, but only if handled correctly. With Read More ... |
| Amanda Seyfried Stops By Letterman and Other News Posted: 02 Mar 2011 12:25 PM PST    - Snooki tries to emulate Jessica Simpson yet forgets the BBQ sauce on that giant dildo. - Susan Sarandon banged Judah Friedlander. Wow. - Jennifer Lawrence will star in The Hunger Games. Says her mom. - Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh win at housekeeping on Mars. - Kim Kardashian’s ass claims another innocent Read More ... |
| Oh, Boy, It’s Kim Kardashian’s Single Posted: 02 Mar 2011 11:27 AM PST    Kim Kardashian premiered her single “Jam” on KIIS FM with Ryan Seacrest this morning, and it’s pretty much everything you’d imagine it to be: An auto-tuned, emotionless pile of vapid unoriginality that somehow manages to capture how annoying this whole family is and transform it into sound. Seriously, she doesn’t even sing. She just says Read More ... |
| Charlie Sheen Wanted to Kill ‘Jew Pig’ Manager, According to Restraining Order Posted: 02 Mar 2011 10:38 AM PST    Details of Brooke Mueller’s restraining order against Charlie Sheen are being released, and it contains multiple instances of him acting like… well, Charlie Sheen. He’s of course denied all the accusations by calling Brooke’s sobriety into question which sounds reasonable until you realize, again, it’s Charlie Sheen who’s spent an entire week describing his past Read More ... |
| Posted: 02 Mar 2011 09:08 AM PST    Obviously someone’s been staying up past his bedtime watching The Winner stick it to the man, because here’s the now-former Child Messiah Justin Bieber embracing the Dark Side and flipping off the paparazzi while celebrating his 17th birthday last night with Selena Gomez who looks just so, so thrilled. Then again, this is partially her Read More ... |
| The Great Charlie Sheen Custody Battle Posted: 02 Mar 2011 07:30 AM PST    Despite being a mercury surfboard riding rock star who always has the winning plan, reality finally caught up with Charlie Sheen and punched him right in the coke-nuts last night when police arrived at his house and took his sons after he violated his custody agreement with Brooke Mueller. His response? “My fangs are dripping Read More ... |
| Apparently Charlie Sheen is Winning Posted: 28 Feb 2011 12:07 PM PST    When we last left Charlie Sheen he was not only claiming to be clean and sober, but hooked on a drug so powerful “if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body,” The name of that drug? Charlie Sheen. Snort forward to Read More ... |
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