Thursday, March 3, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Jessica Simpson is Drunk Again

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 02:29 PM PST

   
“I DRANK THE WHOLE PLANE.” Here’s a makeup-less Jessica Simpson arriving at LAX today looking a little too jolly for someone who’s probably heard the words “stomach staple” mumbled at least five time this week by Tracy Anderson. Then again, I’m assuming she’s still working out despite overwhelming evidence suggesting otherwise because I’m pretty sure Jessica Read More ...

Kacey Jordan Wins ‘Best Whore’

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 01:20 PM PST

   
Joining the ranks of such empowered women as Jamie Jungers, who has to be just thrilled I reminded everyone she banged Tiger Woods for money – which she did, Kacey Jordan won this morning’s Porn Star pageant on The Howard Stern Show despite attempting to pretending she’s capable of dignity just two days ago on Read More ...

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Just Incredible and Other News

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 12:46 PM PST

   
- Jimmy Fallon got his own Ben & Jerry’s flavor. - Winning: Its not just for Charlie Sheen anymore! - Johnny Depp promotes The Tourist with a Scandinavian giant. - Stacy Keibler wears some tight pants. - But Carmen Electra is not to be outdone. - Jeff Bridges is a “disgusting creature,” Read More ...

Karissa Shannon Probably Didn’t Sign Off On This One

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 12:45 PM PST

   
Here’s Karissa Shannon walking out of Starbucks yesterday where the paparazzi she has on standby were waiting per their agreement. Except this time around they either didn’t let her “pick” the shots – A thank you thank you. – or she realized these things are looking less and less candid and decided to take action. Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Hates Her Dad Again

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 11:54 AM PST

   
Almost out of nowhere, it was announced yesterday that Michael Lohan joined the cast of Celebrity Rehab despite recently starting work as a rehab consultant and you know, not being addicted to anything besides having his face on television. Since then, Lindsay has grown concerned her dad will spill family secrets and has no clue Read More ...

The Greatest Quote About Justin Bieber You Will Ever Read in Your Life

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 10:53 AM PST

   
“I heard Justin Bieber has a 10 inch dick, but it’s in his ass and belongs to Usher.” - Mos Def via Twitter. Photos: WireImage Read More ...

Paula Abdul is Completely Sane

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 10:40 AM PST

   
On Valentine’s Day, Paula Abdul made a seemingly frantic 911 call that would lead you to believe she was being kidnapped. Turns out she was just having an argument with her boyfriend who didn’t feel like pulling over on the 101 to let her out while cars whizzed by at 85 miles per hour so Read More ...

Why Charlie Sheen Really Joined Twitter

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 08:49 AM PST

   
On Tuesday, Charlie Sheen suddenly had a verified Twitter account within a matter of hours despite Twitter moving away from the verification process that typically takes days if not weeks to complete. Shortly after joining, he immediately reached over one million followers thanks to spending all day Monday either giving the most-coked out interviews of Read More ...

Christopher Nolan Made a Mistake

Posted: 03 Mar 2011 07:36 AM PST

   
If I make a Sean Young joke will anyone get it? Because that’s basically what’s going on in these Lady GaGa shots from last night, but with the exception of it actually working. Think about it, who would you rather see Batman fight? A run-of-the-mill Oscars host or a crazed hermaphrodite in filthy underwear? The Read More ...
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