Friday, March 4, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Courteney Cox Wore Another Bikini

Posted: 04 Mar 2011 01:20 PM PST

   
And to bring this day to a close before Charlie Sheen does any more winning – Don’t bipolars eventually slip into a pit of depression and sleep for days or does he just coke right over that? – here’s Courteney Cox wearing a bikini in Hawaii today. Granted, it’s nowhere near as hot as this Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Write His Tweets

Posted: 04 Mar 2011 12:18 PM PST

 
Apparently RadarOnline and Charlie Sheen aren’t putting wins in the record book together anymore, because Radar Editor-in-Chief Dylan Howard just went on TV Guide Network’s Hollywood 411 and revealed that Charlie doesn’t even write his own Twitter account: "I'll let you know a secret. He doesn't actually do the tweets himself. He has a "tweet-master" as Read More ...

Jennifer Lopez Knows How To Dress Her Age and Other News

Posted: 04 Mar 2011 12:10 PM PST

   
- Mike Myers is still alive and marrying people under the cover of darkness. Good to know. - Michael Fassbender arouses horses. No, really. - Emilio Estevez is a softer, gentler fire-breathing warlock. - Jessica Simpson might be a judge on X Factor. - Charlie’s Whores breakout all over New York. - Freja Read More ...

Amy Winehouse Banged Russell Brand’s Dad. No, Really.

Posted: 04 Mar 2011 10:50 AM PST

   
And welcome to the most random news item of the day. Here’s Amy Winehouse and Russell Brand’s dad Ron leaving a bar in London last night before riding off together in the back seat of a car. I’ve doing my best not to picture these two fucking because all I keep coming up with is Read More ...

Charlie Sheen Wants a Custody Fight With Denise Richards Now, Too

Posted: 04 Mar 2011 10:15 AM PST

   
During this whole tiger blood debacle, Denise Richards has stayed relatively silent and above the fray. Which years ago was never the case, except after the past few months, we, and especially me, owe her an apology because now there’s a much greater understanding of the insanity she foolishly married and had kids with. On Read More ...

Mike Huckabee: ‘Natalie Portman is Ruining America’

Posted: 04 Mar 2011 10:10 AM PST

   
Mike Huckabee is most likely going to be one of the major candidates vying to run for president on the Republican ticket, so it’s good to know where he stands on serious issues facing Americans today. Issues like jobs, the economy and most importantly, what 29-year-old Natalie Portman and her fiance are doing with with Read More ...

Charlie Sheen is a Brilliant Legal Strategist

Posted: 04 Mar 2011 09:11 AM PST

   
Let’s take a moment to catch up on the brewing custody battle between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller that almost resolved itself yesterday until Charlie decided our terrestrial legal system doesn’t apply to him anymore. You see, early in the day, the police were at his house again because, surprise, the divorce settlement he signed Read More ...

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