Thursday, March 10, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Kate Upton Swimsuit Outtakes

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 01:25 PM PST

   
For reasons that range all the way from not-Charlie Sheen to “My word, Watson, I believe we’ve found breasts,” here are just-released outtakes from Kate Upton’s shoot for the 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. I also included behind-the-scene photos of Kate having a bikini painted onto her naked body (Starting here.) because I like to Read More ...

Ashlee Simpson is Banging Pete Wentz’s Best Friend

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:58 PM PST

   
Former Chiodos lead singer Craig Owens was found by Pete Wentz who pretty much handed him project after project as the two became close friends. Which is why it’s hilarious that Craig decided to thank Pete by banging Ashlee Simpson within days of their divorce thus proving the universe was eventually going to get around Read More ...

The Drunken Faces of Khloe Kardashian and Other News

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 12:14 PM PST

   
- Ke$ha likes to bang her boyfriend in the middle of Rihanna’s shows. Why not? - Michelle Rodriguez is having sex with dudes again. - Surprise! Jesse Eisenberg is boring in real life. - Adrienne Curry and Jenna Jameson rub their breasts together. - While Megan Fox’s are still landing acting gigs against Read More ...

BREAKING: Charlie Sheen is Turning Away Porn Stars

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 11:47 AM PST

   
While Charlie Sheen plotted his grand legal scheme to sue Warner Bros. for a hundred jillion space bucks, porn star Britney Amber tried to gain access to Clam Manor yesterday only to be turned away by security. Granted, her first mistake was having tits that could fill more than a thimble, since when did winning Read More ...

The Situation Booed Off Stage at Donald Trump Roast

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 11:15 AM PST

   
Not realizing he was only invited so the real comedians had more material than just a bad toupee, The Situation actually attempted to tell jokes at last night’s Comedy Central roast of Donald Trump only to be booed off stage, according to the LA Times: The Situation went up to the microphone, wearing Aviator sunglasses, and Read More ...

Lindsay’s Breasts Went to Court Again

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 10:34 AM PST

   
Here’s Lindsay Lohan arriving in court today where absolutely nothing happened besides the judge giving her another two weeks to contemplate a plea deal that would put her in jail for 90 days. But the important thing is she had a good time and an excuse to buy a new dress. I mean, just look Read More ...

Cooking With Charlie Sheen

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 09:30 AM PST

   
Because this was bound to happen, here’s Charlie Sheen in a new FunnyOrDie sketch, “Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes,” which is admittedly not that bad considering how tired I am of hearing anything warlock or tiger-related. That said, I especially liked the part where he pulls out the pocket knife he put to Brooke Mueller’s throat Read More ...

Snoop From ‘The Wire’ Arrested

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 08:27 AM PST

 
WARNING: If you’ve never seen The Wire absolutely nothing I say will make a lick of sense. As a white person, it’s my duty to speak of The Wire with such awe and reverence you’d think I was slowly opening the Ark of the Covenant. Which is why it saddens me to find out Snoop from Read More ...

Christina Aguilera Got Drunk Again At The Same Exact Place

Posted: 10 Mar 2011 07:53 AM PST

   
Last week Christina Aguilera and her boyfriend Matthew Rutler were arrested after getting shit-faced at Osteria Mozza, so you’d assume they’d never show their face again. Guess again. Three days later they were back get hammered on vino. Us Weekly reports: “She acted as if the arrest never happened,” a Mozza source tells Us. “When their Read More ...
Brought to you by: at

No comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)