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- Duchess Kate, super-slim in blue Erdem: gorgeous or tacky?
- Charlene Wittstock tried to run away “three times” from her “arranged marriage”
- Naomi Campbell, Karl Lagerfeld & more photos from the Monaco wedding
- ‘Transformers’ positively kills ‘Larry Crowne’ at the box office, Julia Roberts who?
- Pippa Middleton’s Uptradey act lives on, she went out with her ex again
- LeAnn Rimes tweets about post-dinner ice cream & drumsticks
- Is Gerard Butler looking too tanned and manorexic?
- Linnocent parties with her family in Malibu for her 25th birthday
| Duchess Kate, super-slim in blue Erdem: gorgeous or tacky? Posted: 04 Jul 2011 08:31 AM PDT More Duchess of Cambridge fashion! More blue! More lace! More weight loss! For Sunday's trip to Quebec, Kate wore this Erdem dress for the majority of the day - it's the "Jacquenta" dress, and I guess we're just establishing that this rich blue color is Kate's signature. It could totally be worse - I love blue, and the overwhelming majority of women look good in several shades of blue. As much as I'd like to see Kate mix it up, color-wise, the blue is working for her. I do dislike this dress, though. I'm confused by the lace detailing on the shoulders, and while I appreciate that Kate had the dress tailored for her slim figure, there are several shots of her where she looks less "slim" and more "emaciated". And here are some additional photos from Kate and Will's cooking experience a few days ago, where they both wore chef's jackets. WAITY WITH A KNIFE. She's having fun with it, but those photos are hilarious. Finally, here is Kate in a Joseph dress that is totally bland. It looks like a beach coverup! Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.      |
| Charlene Wittstock tried to run away “three times” from her “arranged marriage” Posted: 04 Jul 2011 07:58 AM PDT Commenters seem to be of two minds on the issue of Charlene Wittstock, now Her Serene Highness, Princess Charlene of Monaco. Some commenters feel really sorry for Charlene, because it's beginning to look like she was forced, medieval-style, into a marriage that she was desperately trying to escape. Those commenters think Charlene's existence must be quite desperate and depressing, especially considering her first "royal duty" seems to be awaiting a paternity test on some kid that her new husband supposedly fathered while he was technically "with" her. On the other side, there are many commenters who feel no pity for Charlene - after all, she's a princess now, she never has to do real work again, she's got public sympathy on her side, and she basically just has to produce an heir and then she gets to just live her life. I come down somewhere in between the two sides - I feel for her, I think she's probably having a really bad time with it, but at the end of the day, she did make the choice to marry him. She could have found a way out, I think. Not to say that she didn't try and try and try again to do a runner - according to new reports out of France, Charlene tried to escape THREE TIMES. Seriously, this poor girl.
[From The Mail] So… this thing is a mess. Does any Monaco royal family scholar want to educate us - can Charlene get a divorce? If she does, will it be a huge mess? Probably. My hope is that even with the mess, she leaves Albert. But my expectation is that she'll pop out one kid (maybe two) and then move to Paris or London or Cape Town or Johannesburg and live a completely separate life away from Albert - with her children. I can see the reasoning behind it - just a few hellish years, and then the good life, away from Albert and the house of Grimaldi. Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.    |
| Naomi Campbell, Karl Lagerfeld & more photos from the Monaco wedding Posted: 04 Jul 2011 07:57 AM PDT Since people seem to have a new interest in Charlene Wittstock and Prince Albert, I thought I'd do some additional photos from the Monaco wedding on Saturday. The whole affair wasn't half as glamorous and A-list as they thought it was, but a decent amount of royals came out, and there were some "celebrities" like Karl Lagerfeld up there, judging us all. I think Karl designed Charlene's reception gown, the tiered affair with the more flattering neckline. Karl has also taken Charlene under his decrepit wing, so there's that too. I keep reading that my lover Gerard Butler was invited, but there are no photos of him in Monaco, and I tend to think he was in California over the whole weekend. So, instead, I give you Roger Moore. Now, I like Roger Moore. He's a tireless UNICEF ambassador and by all accounts, a lovely man. But he looks like DEATH. He makes Karl Lagerfeld look like the picture of health. Here's Sweden's Crown Princess Victoria and her husband/consort, Prince Daniel. They seem happy and stable, but why isn't she knocked up?! They were married more than a year ago. Gotta produce those royal heirs. I tend to think Victoria is too underdressed for the wedding, but Daniel looks nice. Don't ask me what Charlotte Casiraghi is wearing. It's hideous, and inappropriate for a girl older than 12. She's so beautiful, but I want to yell at her until she stands up straight and stops making faces. She's like the Kristen Stewart of Monaco. And here's Charlotte with her mother, Princess Caroline, and Caroline's oldest son Andrea, who looks nice with a haircut. Caroline wanted Andrea to get the crown - she was positioning him for that before this whole Charlene disaster. Perhaps Caroline will get her way in the end. And finally, here's Naomi Campbell and her married lover. This is what Naomi wore for the church wedding, but for the reception, Naomi totally changed into a white gown, of course. And if you want to criticize her for wearing white, she'll beat the hell out of you. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN.    |
| ‘Transformers’ positively kills ‘Larry Crowne’ at the box office, Julia Roberts who? Posted: 04 Jul 2011 07:54 AM PDT It was never a question of what movie would end up in the #1 position at the box office over the holiday weekend but only how high the numbers would go. In this case, Transformers: Dark of the Moon made $97.4 million for a five-day total of $162.1 million over the lengthy holiday weekend; in doing so, T3 has effectively broken the Independence Day weekend record that was previously held by the likes of Spider-Man 2, which (consequently) is now only semi-memorable for the moment when Kirsten Dunst nipped out while screaming for Tobey Maguire to rescue her damsel-in-distress self from certain demise. Of course, Transformers 3 was exactly the type of mindless movie that everyone hoped it would be, and it even threw in a few anti-Megan Fox jokes for the benefit of all fans of The Oral History of Michael Bay; that is, if there are any Bay fans at all who don’t just go for the explosions. Certainly, Bay had a hand in the fact that Sam Witwicky’s (Shia LeBeouf) pet robots made explicit mention that his ex-girlfriend, Michaela (Fox), was super mean to them, which resulted in the robots’ declaration that they’re incredibly happy that she was no longer present in their lives (and, by extension, the franchise’s third installment). Yeah, keep stoking that fire, Bay, and stroking your own dong in the process.
[From Deadline] In second place was Cars 2, which added an additional $25.1 million for a total of $116.0 million after two weekend. In third place (and also in its second weekend) was Bad Teacher, which paired Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake in a raunchy R-rated comedy with $14.1 million for a total of $59.5 million. Besides the latest Tranformers flick, there were two other openers this weekend. One of them, Larry Crowne, landed in fourth place with a measly $13.0 million, which is positively abysmal considering that the movie starred two A-listers, Tom Hanks and Julia “Bitchface” Roberts (perhaps she’ll have slightly better luck with that ill-fated Snow White reboot). In fifth place, Monte Carlo took in merely $7.6 million, which solidifies the fact that getting one’s toes rubbed by Justin Bieber has done absolutely nothing for Selena Gomez’s big-time Hollywood feature film career. Movie stills/posters courtesy of AllMoviePhoto         |
| Pippa Middleton’s Uptradey act lives on, she went out with her ex again Posted: 04 Jul 2011 07:15 AM PDT Oh, Pippa. The more you try to make me interested in your crazy love life, the less interested I become in your little Uptradey act. Just days after Pippa made a big, public splash at Wimbledon with her seemingly on-again (or never-broke-up-again) boyfriend Alex Loudon, Pippa was back at Wimbledon on Friday… with her ex, George Percy, the future Duke of Northumberland. Percy is the chap in the blue button-down shirt, the one sitting beside Pippa who is being blocked by other people in these photos. You might recognize him from the photos of his and Pippa's Madrid jaunt, or from their night out a few weeks ago, where Pippa went to his apartment after dinner, and left the next morning, doing a duchess-y walk of shame.
[From The Mail] So, what does this mean? Theories: One, Pippa and Alex Loudon are still "on" but Pippa gets to spend time with George Percy for whatever reason, and Alex doesn't care. Two, Pippa is openly dating both George and Alex, because the girl likes some diversity. Three, Alex thinks he's the only one, and he thinks that Pippa is merely "friends" with her ex, and that he has nothing to worry about. I don't know which is true, but I do know - I feel it in my heart - that Pippa is pushing this Percy thing, HARD. She wants to be a duchess. And she's being quite bold about it. That's our Uptradey! Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.    |
| LeAnn Rimes tweets about post-dinner ice cream & drumsticks Posted: 04 Jul 2011 06:18 AM PDT Last night, LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian went out to eat at Nobu in Malibu, which is enough of a paparazzi hotspot where LeAnn knew she would be pap'd. And much like every time she's pap'd these days, LeAnn conveniently provided the "story" to go along with the photos. Shortly after getting pap'd, LeAnn got on her Twitter and captioned the experience: "Great dinner w/ our friends Troy, Elisa, Dave & Liz… I need ice cream!" Then she followed that up with "Drumsticks!!!!!" I don't understand? Did she look down at her own chicken-bone legs and, in an anorexic hallucination, decide that her own bones looked good enough to eat? Is that the meaning behind "Drumsticks!!!!!"? Of course not. LeAnn knows that the only interest people have in her at this point is talking about how unhealthy she looks. It's a constant cycle of photographing her increasingly skinny figure, and then when people say "Um, you don't look healthy," she starts squawking. Rinse and repeat, endlessly. The reason Eddie and LeAnn look so tan and squinty is because they just back from vacation with Eddie's sons, Eddie's parents, LeAnn's parents, and another family. LeAnn blogged about the whole thing, because she's simply incapable of having a good time without letting everyone know about it. LeAnn wrote, “It was a very special week for us all… It takes a lot for us all to relax and shut off because we all have so many responsibilities, but for this one week, life was easy and perfect. This past week has taught us all in our family to make enjoying more time with each other the first priority in our lives. You never know what tomorrow may bring.” Um…sure. "You never know what tomorrow may bring"??? Eddie's already boning other chicks, right? Surprise! Now you know what tomorrow will bring, LeAnn. UPDATE: Ah, yes, she might have been talking about those ice cream “drumsticks”. Sorry I wasn’t on top of that - I didn’t even know they still made those things. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.    |
| Is Gerard Butler looking too tanned and manorexic? Posted: 04 Jul 2011 05:59 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Gerard Butler out and about last night in Malibu (giving an invisible woman a good spanking?). The photo agency says he's leaving a friend's party… and he's solo! Perhaps he's meeting up with his leggy brunette random later? Perhaps they left separately? It's odd to me that Gerard would simply go home alone. It's impossible, right? Especially now that he's looking so slim and tan and shag-tastic. Look at his hair!!! I've spent the holiday weekend thinking about David Gandy and how I'm so glad that we Americans aren't being oppressed by such gorgeous English dong, and now here's Gerard and his Scottish hotness. I could be oppressed by Gerard all day long. And then some. Sidenote: I hate to say it, but I kind of miss his moobs. He was looking really unhealthy for a short while, but over the last year, he's really been slimming down and trying to find the hotness again. But now he looks too tan and manorexic. For my tastes. In other Butler news, Ashley Greene and Jessica Biel are still trying to convince us that they're "dating" Gerard, not that he just hit it and quit it. Meanwhile, he's been spotted with a "mystery female" in Malibu. And no, I'm not in Malibu. Sigh… Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.    |
| Linnocent parties with her family in Malibu for her 25th birthday Posted: 03 Jul 2011 09:21 AM PDT These are photos of Linnocent leaving her birthday party last night. Can you believe this bitch is only 25 years old? With any other set of Linnocent photos from the past few years, I would suggest that she looks about twenty years older than her actual birth date, but even a veteran crackhead-watcher like me has to admit that Linnocent didn't look terrible for her birthday party. Cute little white dress, fresh tan, hair freshly bleached, crazy crack lips somewhat under control… not bad, Linnocent. Linnocent celebrated her birthday in Malibu, at Geoffrey's, with Ali, Michael Jr and "a few friends". I don't know if Mother Crackhead was there or not, and it would surprise me if Dina wasn't. Isn't this the kind of thing that Dina loves to enable? "Have these ten tequila shots, it's your birthday! Go to the bathroom and do some birthday cocaine!" According to Radar, Linnocent's crack-hustled part in that Gotti movie is going to have to wait - the whole film production has been pushed back until next year. Poor crackhead! All of that hustling and lying and drinking and smoking, and she doesn't have a job to start right away. Maybe she can use this time to fulfill her community service? She's got hundreds of hours to complete, and something tells me that Linnocent's is going to get tired of it in about a week. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.    |
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