Tuesday, May 3, 2011

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Sean Penn still hates America

Posted: 02 May 2011 02:54 PM PDT

It's awesome timing that, just about 24 hours before thousands of strangers all over America spontaneously wrapped themselves in the flag and gathered in the streets, Sean Penn was once again reminding everyone what a spoiled, self-important douche he is. The New York Post says… Saturday night at the annual White House Correspondents Association [...]

Teri Hatcher might be using botox

Posted: 02 May 2011 12:53 PM PDT

Teri Hatcher organized a "Red Carpet Yard Sale" for St. Jude Children’s Hospital over the weekend, and when asked what her goal was, she cocked her head back like C3PO and spoke out of the middle of her lips since that’s the only part of her face not frozen into stone by botox and [...]

Scarlett Johansson has new red hair, old grey boyfriend

Posted: 02 May 2011 09:59 AM PDT

Scarlett Johansson showed off her new red hair Saturday night at the White House Correspondents' Dinner in Washington DC. After that she and her boyfriend Sean Penn went to a party at the home of the French Ambassador, who spent the rest of the night dropping hints that grew less and less subtle [...]

Monday morning headlines

Posted: 02 May 2011 08:56 AM PDT

MARIAH CAREY - gave birth to twins this weekend in LA (a boy and a girl though their names have not been disclosed), then renewed her wedding vows with Nick Cannon in a ceremony conducted by that mushmouth Al Sharpton. Or at least she thinks she did. It’s entirely possible she’s [...]

Maria Menounos is perplexing

Posted: 02 May 2011 07:15 AM PDT

I often hear people talking about Maria Menounos and I can never understand why, and the pictures of her in a bikini this weekend in Miami aren’t helping. This might as well be a gallery of drivers license photos. That’s how sexy they are. I know you’re never gonna make it [...]

Osama bin Laden is dead

Posted: 02 May 2011 06:27 AM PDT

It's hard to get excited about the typical stuff on this dumb little website when Osama bin Ladens dirty corpse has crabs picking at the holes in his face, because, if you haven’t heard, a Navy SEAL team, armed with a lingering grudge, orders to kill, and the God-like power of the American military, [...]

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