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- John Galliano is going to rehab for his drunken anti-Semitism
- Katie Holmes sues Star for $50 million for libel: “malicious, unethical, untrue”
- Prince William & Kate Middleton’s royal wedding has a website now!
- Holly Madison is proud of her curvy, un-retouched body
- Michael Fassbender is in New York, melting panties
- Police come to Charlie Sheen’s house and forcibly remove his twin boys
- Selena Gomez tries to “hide” after Justin Bieber’s 17th b-day party
- Us Weekly: “Psycho” Alex Pettyfer uninvited from Oscar parties
- Matt Damon on his wife: “I met her and everything got easy after that”
- Christina Hendricks’ Vivienne Westwood ads: gorgeous or tragic?
John Galliano is going to rehab for his drunken anti-Semitism Posted: 02 Mar 2011 08:36 AM PST Another day, another story about John Galliano. Yesterday's big story was about Galliano getting fired from Dior - and I truly hoped that would be the end of it. Today's story is about Galliano being "persuaded" by his bitchy model BFFs Naomi Campbell and Kate Moss to check into rehab. The New York Times claims that Galliano will likely check into to The Meadows, an Arizona rehab. Well… it's not like he has anything else going on, and it's not the first time booze got the blame for some bigot's hate speech.
[From The NYT] I think Dior will probably go with an established designer to replace Galliano. You know who they should get, in my honest opinion? Christopher Bailey, who is currently doing magnificent things with Burberry. Bailey's style is detail-oriented and feminine enough for Dior, and he has the vision to do extraordinary things with the label. Regarding some of the comments I've been seeing on these Galliano posts - it seems some of you are under the misapprehension that all of these Galliano controversies are some kind of free speech issue. You're wrong. First of all, Galliano said his anti-Semitic statements in France, where there are laws against hate speech. Secondly, Galliano wasn't fired from Dior because LVMH hates free speech - he was fired because his hate speech was bad business, and because the controversy could have quickly snowballed into a situation where one of LVMH's most profitable divisions would have been forever tainted by one drunken bigot. Third - for those screaming about free speech for Galliano, what about Natalie Portman's free speech to call him a bigot? Or my free speech to call him the new Mel Gibson? Why is the "free speech" argument only used when someone says something offensive, and not when people react to the dumb, offensive things being said? |
Katie Holmes sues Star for $50 million for libel: “malicious, unethical, untrue” Posted: 02 Mar 2011 08:07 AM PST
[From Popeater] This lawsuit is not going to go anywhere and Star is already pretty bold in their response to it. In Touch made much worse claims about David Beckham’s proclivity for hookers but his suit was recently thrown out because they couldn’t prove In Touch did it with malice. As I mentioned yesterday, Katie’s people (Tom’s) just want to send out a message that they don’t tolerate this and that it’s not true. What’s more is that they don’t want the tabloids using Tom and Katie’s celebrity to get the word out about how damaging Scientology can be. Katie Holmes is shown at the MaxMara show in Milan on 2/24/11 with her mom. Credit: Fame |
Prince William & Kate Middleton’s royal wedding has a website now! Posted: 02 Mar 2011 07:57 AM PST Last week, Our Little Waity Katy was formally introduced into royal work. She trotted out the pheasant fascinator, bundled her increasingly tiny figure into some old clothes, and worked the rope lines like a pro. She smiled. She waved. She poured champagne on a raft. She "worked"! Our Little Waity was probably perturbed that she had to do THREE public appearances, all in the span of two days, and all before the wedding. But maybe she liked it - she took to this "work" very well. Anyway, for fans of all things Waity, St. James Palace has launched a new website, which is supposedly all about the royal wedding. You can see it here - Official Royal Wedding 2011. There are lots of photos and information on all of the wedding stuff, like the reception and where the wedding reception will be going. They even have a special little segment about royal daffodils, I kid you not. My guess is that after the wedding, the website will be retooled to be the official site of whatever William and Kate become, like Lord and Lady Biscuits or whatever. Prince William and his consort, HRH The Countess Crumpets. It just occurred to me though - the site is being completely organized by Prince Charles' people, not William's. Wouldn't it be awesome if Kate organized her own site? It would be Goop to shame. I swear, I would love it. |
Holly Madison is proud of her curvy, un-retouched body Posted: 02 Mar 2011 07:28 AM PST I wasn't aware that Holly Madison had been "slammed" for her weight, but apparently that happened. So Holly decided to fight back and do a photo shoot with Life & Style, and she's showing off her body without any Photoshop or retouching. CB and I think she looks good - but both of us always thought Holly was the prettiest of Hef's former girlfriends. She does have a pretty face, and it would be nice to see it without the drag queen makeup. But doing a photo shoot without retouching is a good first step.
[From Life & Style] French fries are my downfall as well - if someone forced me to diet without candy or pastries or cakes, I would be fine. If someone forced me to diet without French fries or potato products, I would shoot myself in the face. As for Holly - I mean, what size do you really think she is? Like, a 6 or an 8? She's not fat by any stretch of the imagination. She's just not super-skinny. Oh, and please, please, please, I would love it if no one said anything about “real women having curves” or, on the other side, how SOME people are just naturally skinny and how all of this is just so offensive to thin women. If you people start putting up your measurements, I will nut up. |
Michael Fassbender is in New York, melting panties Posted: 02 Mar 2011 07:07 AM PST God, I just love Michael Fassbender. We don't have new photos of him often, so when he pops up, it's a special occasion. And given that he popped up the same morning as Clive Owen… well, my day is complete. The Clive-dong and the Fassdong, all in one morning. I can barely function. In case you still don't know who Michael Fassbender is (seriously?), he's the gorgeous, sexy Irish actor who starred in Fish Tank, Hunger, Inglorious Basterds and will be appearing as the young Erik/Magneto in X-Men: First Class. Oh, and he's Mr. Rochester in the new Jane Eyre. And he's boning Zoe Kravitz. And he's my Forever Dong. Anyway, these photos are from the New York set of Shame, which also stars Carey Mulligan (lucky bitch) and this chick in the photos, Nicole Beharie. I have to say - seeing Michael's ex-girlfriend and his current girlfriend (Zoe), this Nicole Beharie chick might be in the running to be his new girlfriend. I'm just sayin'. Watch your ass, Zoe. In other Fassdong news, new posters for X-Men: First Class were released - you can see them here. They're pretty good, but I would have liked to see Fassbender and McAvoy closer up. Also, there's more news about Fassbender signing on to work with Ridley Scott on this Aliens prequel thing - it's called Prometheus, and The Fassdong will be working with NOOMI RAPACE! And Charlie (boo). And IDRIS ELBA!!! Jesus. You can read Fassbender's Entertainment Weekly interview here. Last thing - someone sent in this link to screenshots of The Fassdong (literally, his dong) in Hunger. These pics are amazing. |
Police come to Charlie Sheen’s house and forcibly remove his twin boys Posted: 02 Mar 2011 06:34 AM PST I really dislike doing Charlie Sheen stories at this point, because the guy says and does so many things that it’s hard to cover it all. I like to keep up and mention all the stories on a celebrity when we cover them, but it’s impossible with crazy ass Charlie. He has creatively insane ways of describing things, he goes on extended rants to just about anyone, and just about every outlet chronicles them and breaks them into multi-day interviews so we can revel in how far gone he is. He’s also opened up his life of self indulgence, and invited both CBS and ABC cameras into his home. This story angers me on so many levels, not least of which it pisses off the perfectionist in me. In the five years I’ve gossip blogged there’s never been a story this complicated and detail-filled.
That may have been the last straw for Charlie’s most recent ex and the twin’s mom, Brooke Mueller, because she filed for a temporary restraining order against Charlie, citing recent abuse, and got a judge’s order to have her boys temporarily removed from Charlie’s home. Brooke has her own substance abuse issues and is currently in “day treatment” for drug addiction. At least she’s getting help. Brooke’s mom will care for the boys while she’s away.
[From TMZ] Radar has a tape of Charlie’s kids getting removed from his house and they say he was respectful to cops. (I have not watched the whole thing, I’ve had enough of Charlie.) He said that “my fangs are dripping with tiger blood.” Wait, didn’t he say he had tiger blood and Adonis DNA? Does that mean he bit himself? Charlie also gave an “exclusive” - ha! - interview to People Magazine and is featured on the cover this week. He goes off on his tangents, and I have to give it to him, he’s really clever when he’s talking about how great he is. Here’s my favorite quote from his 20/20 interview, and it came at the beginning because I’m not going to sit through any more of Charlie’s insanity than necessary: Here’s a link to more of Charlie’s quotes and it’s hard to do them justice at all. What’s more is the dude has joined Twitter. Yes he did. These clearer photos are from his Twitter account. Guess what’s now the top trending topic: #tigerblood. He should have just stuck to Twitter all along and resisted the urge to give video interviews. If he could have simply posted his quotes to Twitter people would have been calling him a satirical genius. As it is, we know the reality for Charlie and it’s pretty scary to witness. A rerun of Two and A Half Men was the top watched show on Monday night. Photos courtesy of Charlie’s Twitter feed. |
Selena Gomez tries to “hide” after Justin Bieber’s 17th b-day party Posted: 02 Mar 2011 06:23 AM PST On Oscar night, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had their first big public date - they went to the Vanity Fair Oscar party together, and they even posed for photos on the red carpet. It was kind of sweet. Then, last night, Selena and Justin (I keep wanting to type "Justine Beaver") went out to celebrate his 17th birthday in LA. There was a party at Maggiano's Little Italy restaurant, and Justin's swagger was in effect. Unfortunately, though, Selena didn't want to be photographed on this outing. In almost every photo, she's covering her face, even when they get into Justine Beaver's car (he can drive!).
[From Celebuzz] In addition to the dinner, Hollywood Life reported yesterday that Justin and Selena spent the night together in the Presidential Suite at the St. Regis. According to HL's sources, Justin and Selena ordered their butler to get them some desserts, but "For the most part, Justin and Selena wanted to be left alone. They didn't have bodyguards or parents with them, but there was an emergency contact list at the front desk with numbers for a bodyguard and some of their people's info if they needed it in any way." So… Justine Beaver and Selena Gomez are boning, right? What would Jesus think? Also - guess who else was at Justin's birthday party? Ugh, Chris Brown. |
Us Weekly: “Psycho” Alex Pettyfer uninvited from Oscar parties Posted: 02 Mar 2011 06:01 AM PST Alex Pettyfer has a bad reputation. It's not the standard issue "Hollywood Bad Boy" reputation either. Because the kid is so relatively unknown, untested, and unproven, the portrait being formed of Pettyfer amongst gossip circles is quite sinister, and it could seriously have long-lasting effects on his career. People are throwing around words like "psycho" and "predator" - along with "unprofessional" and "douche" and "immature". I don't know… I've almost started feeling bad for the kid. Maybe that's because I don't know what he's really like, and I kind of feel like there's an anti-Pettyfer campaign being waged here. Or hey, maybe the kid really is just horrible. Anyway, Us Weekly reports that given the underperformance of Beastly and I Am Number Four, plus Alex's growing reputation as a psycho douche, Alex was uninvited from the Oscar parties in Hollywood:
[From Us Weekly] Yeah, I couldn't find any photos of Alex out and about on Oscar weekend. Maybe he was still dealing with the aftermath of his house fire (that he may have set, for all we know). But I know that "Alex is still a client" isn't exactly a ringing endorsement, and that Alex is pretty much "on notice" as we speak. He screws up one more time, pitches one more fit, goes psycho at one more party, and he will no longer have a place in Hollywood. |
Matt Damon on his wife: “I met her and everything got easy after that” Posted: 02 Mar 2011 05:58 AM PST
On Ellen, Damon told the story of how he met his wife in Miami where he was somewhat accidentally filming that otherwise bad career move, Stuck on You. (He never names the film, which goes to show how much he thinks of it.) He almost didn’t go out that night, but then he reluctantly went to a bar, saw his wife working there across the room and the rest is history. It’s also a nice tie-in to promote his new movie, about fated romance vs. career, The Adjustment Bureau.
[From the Ellen Degeneres show, received via e-mail] Damon’s interview with Ellen will air today and I can’t wait to watch it! The guy always cheers me up when I see him interviewed. He has a real joy for life and he’s genuinely funny. It’s also touching to hear a celebrity gush about their partner and seem to really mean it, too. I don’t get the impression that Damon has much to hide, but he’s also one of the best actors in the world so I could be surprised. He does play “angry” exceptionally well. |
Christina Hendricks’ Vivienne Westwood ads: gorgeous or tragic? Posted: 02 Mar 2011 05:34 AM PST This is a pairing that I wholeheartedly adore - Christina Hendricks and Vivienne Westwood totally belong together, in everything. Christina was named as "the face" of Westwood's latest jewelry line, and these are the ads for the line. I love it, don't you? Christina doesn't look like a corpse, she looks sexy and ethereal. It's just a great pairing (and I'm not talking about Christina's "pair").
[From The Daily Mail] Now we just have to get Christina to wear Vivienne Westwood clothes on the red carpet. I love the girl, I really do, but her style is busted. She needs to begin to work with one great designer (like Westwood) and have clothes made specifically for her body, instead of trying to shoe-horn her curves into whatever the skinny girls are wearing. Ads courtesy of The Daily Mail. |
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