Best Week Ever |
- CNN Presents Scathing Report on “I Love Boobies” Bracelets
- Carol Connors, YOU… Are My New Facebook Profile Picture
- Music Video to Live By: The Drums’ “Down By The Water”
- Homeless Man Inspires Our Labor Day Plans
- Jersey Shore Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown: If You Have To Think About It…
CNN Presents Scathing Report on “I Love Boobies” Bracelets Posted: 03 Sep 2010 03:08 PM PDT Do you love boobies? Well prepare to be shocked by this CNN report. A teenager in California is facing possible suspension for wearing an “I Love Boobies” bracelet to school. The problem? Apparently that bracelet does something to help cure cancer. The folks behind the campaign, Keep-A-Breast.org, are aiming to target young teenagers, who up until this point have been busy typing “5318008″ in their calculators and flipping them upside-down for the boob-lawlz. The good news is, the school’s banning of the bracelets seems to have done the media attention trick. And thank God, because this is one of our favorite CNN segments ever, “Schools Ban Boobies Bracelets”: |
Carol Connors, YOU… Are My New Facebook Profile Picture Posted: 03 Sep 2010 01:22 PM PDT While doing a casual perusal of recent red carpet photos, we happened upon some pictures from the Taste Of Beverly Hills Wine & Food Festival Opening Night. Sounds pretty boring, right? Meet Carol Connors. This seemingly regular old lady with possibly the most fantastic purse I’ve ever seen is not just some random old billionairess about to leave her entire fortune to her three cats. Though I’m sure she is that as well. Carol is also a songwriter! “What could this woman possibly have written on her Swarovski crystal purse?” you’re asking? How about the THEME SONG TO ROCKY? Seriously. I love her. So much so, please look at what my Facebook profile is looking like at this very moment:
And as though your weekends have not already been made, look who else was there/is alive!! The only game show host who has a problem named after him! Let’s Make a Deal, Monty: You don’t die, and I’ll be happy forever. Thanks babe. |
Music Video to Live By: The Drums’ “Down By The Water” Posted: 03 Sep 2010 12:38 PM PDT If you’ve never heard of the band The Drums, good news: You can still get in to them now before they blow da f*ck up. This summer, they opened for Kings of Leon, and managed to remain bird-sh*t-in-the-mouth-free. This alone is a feat. The band has a brand new music video out for their haunting song “Down by the Water.” Catch it now before it is used in the next Julia Roberts and/or Joseph Gordon-Levitt trailer. (via the Facebook pages of comedian Gabe Liedman and co-worker Eddie Gutierrez) |
Homeless Man Inspires Our Labor Day Plans Posted: 03 Sep 2010 11:43 AM PDT Those of you wondering what we here at BWE.tv will be up to this Labor Day weekend, the NY Times has run a story of a homeless man who has pretty much nailed our exact plans: Calling the police from a hot tub and demanding some cocoa. You are really dumb, furreal:
Well if that’s illegal, then lock me up and throw away the keys while I sing Barbra Streisand’s “Guilty” from behind bars because this is what I want my life to be. And if you want your nightmares to have a little special flare tonight, click here to see what the guy looks like. We saved this for last, as we knew this would be a “story ruiner.” |
Jersey Shore Top Ten Catchphrase Countdown: If You Have To Think About It… Posted: 03 Sep 2010 11:00 AM PDT We’re six episodes into the second season of Jersey Shore and we’re STILL talking about this stupid note? As the late, great Aaliyah would say, “We need a resolution!” Sadly, most of the fireworks happened at the end of this episode — gotta love Sammi Sweetheart’s right cross! — but there were still a slew of notable moments in this episode, covering the gamut from Situation flirting with a tranny to Vinny’s watermelon sized dong. Join us, won’t you, as we count down this week’s Top Ten Catchphrases from Jersey Shore? 10) “She thinks her sh*t don’t stink. So I paid her no attention.” —The Situation Hmmmm, that’s not exactly how we saw it. While Sitch, Vinny and DJ Pauly D were scarfing down some brunch at the News Cafe — a restaurant, mind you, whose website automatically plays Pachelbel’s Canon in D major when you visit it (!!!) — some anonymous honey wearing short shorts walked by the table, catching their eye. We guess that when he said “paid her no attention,” Sitch really meant “stared at her ass until she vacated the premises.” 9) “I can see Angelina’s cougah in the mirror.” —DJ Pauly D 8) “It’s like your tits; it looks sick, but it’s fake.” —Vinny Spray tan? Check. Fake bling? Check. Vinny pulled out all the stops in an attempt to woo The Situation’s little sister (who, like Sitch, is kind of a butterface). And guess what? It worked! That said, we don’t see why he had to put down J-Woww’s spectacular, gravity-defying rack in the process. BOUGHT AND PAID FOR! 7) “I’m in the club, I’m doing my thing, as usual. And I see this blonde headed girl. As usual, I sniped her.” —The Situation After bemoaning The Situation’s lack of success in the hook-up department a few weeks ago, homeboy has caught fire in the last two episodes. We’re not sure that this girl was a 10 (or, quite frankly, a 5), but Sitch made his way back to the Smash Room (or is it Smush Room?) with her. Props to him for working in a pre-show meal and cigarette, but we sort of felt a little bit icky after watching the smugly cavalier attitude he had after promptly giving her the post-smush boot from their abode. 6) “The counter’s on fire!” —Snooki 5) “He also has a history of pinkeye, I’d like to throw that out there.” —DJ Pauly D Aside from a screaming match with Angelina early in the season, Pauly has yet to be involved in one of this season’s A-plotlines. However, he has proven himself to be a quick-witted master of one-liners, no matter the situation the cast finds themselves in. Who else could make a trip to the eye doctor hilarious? 4) “She’s showing me how smart she is. The brains on that girl? She definitely went to college.” —The Situation When The Sitch isn’t trying too hard to push one of his myriad three-letter acronyms, he is one funny mofo. 3) “The Situation! How does it feel, not to have to cook this Sunday meal?” —Pauly D We have yet to see Pauly get behind the wheels of steel this season, but with this hilarious reference to New Order’s club classic “Blue Monday,” he won points from DJs all over the world last night. 2) “It’s, like, putting, like, a watermelon into a pin hole.” —Snooki After an aborted attempt at hooking up earlier in the season, Snooks and Vinny finally GOT! IT! ON! And, apparently, Vinny is hung like a watermelon. Good to know! 1) “Situation’s spending a lot of time with this girl that, she’s got all the clothes that lead me to believe she’s a man. She’s wearing something to hide her Adam’s apple, she had something on her hands. So we think The Situation might have got himself into a situation with a tranny out here.” —Pauly D What did we learn this week, kids? Say it with me: “If you have to think about it…” Well, that’s it. Have a lovely Labor Day weekend, see you back here next week! Until then, [Photo: Getty Images and MTV Networks] |
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