Tuesday, September 21, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Braylon Edwards Should Be a Lawyer

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 06:17 PM PDT

 
And the New York Jets continue to dominate both on (Suck it, Tom Brady.) and off the field (Suck.. me?) this week. This time around, wide receiver Braylon Edwards was picked up for DUI early this morning where he essentially had the balls to ask the cop if he could just hop a taxi and Read More ...

Did Kelly Brook Used to Have Eyebrows? And Other News.

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 03:45 PM PDT

   
- Jodie Foster still hearts Mel Gibson. - Holly Madison topless is a GREAT idea. - Hillary Clinton has lost her damn mind. - Kate Winslet’s new guy has to make Sam Mendes cry at night. Has to. - Tom Cruise will beat Robert Downey Jr. if he has to use Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Might Do 30 Days in Jail

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 01:09 PM PDT

 
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH RadarOnline HAHAHA: “By remanding her directly to custody, Lindsay would stay behind bars until the probation violation hearing, she wouldn’t allowed to get out early. The probation violation hearing could be set for the following week, or as much as 30 days from now. If it’s set for 30 days from now, Lindsay will remain Read More ...

Lady GaGa Didn’t Help

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 12:04 PM PDT

   
Lady GaGa appeared at a rally in Portland, Maine last night (above) to convince Republican Senator Susan Collins to vote with the Democrats today in repealing the military’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy. Let’s, uh, take a look at how that went. The Huffington Post: “I find myself on the horns of a dilemma,” said Collins. Read More ...

This Chick Says She’s Courtney Love

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 10:42 AM PDT

   
For some reason Courtney Love was invited to the premiere of Wall Street 2: Money Never Sleeps So We Made a Sequel last night, and I might joke a lot about celebrities feeding on the blood of infants to rejuvenate their looks, but I never actually believed it until this very moment. Seriously, there’s a Read More ...

Paris Hilton Kicked Out of Japan

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 09:28 AM PDT

   
Finally, Paris Hilton’s arrest for cocaine is paying off just the way she wanted. She’s just been detained by immigration in Japan after arriving on a private jet this morning and is currently sequestered to Narita airport (above) where she’s contemplating bolting the country entirely. TMZ reports: A source close to Paris tells us she flew Read More ...

Peggy Was a Scientologist The Whole Time

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 08:37 AM PDT

   
Not even Tina Fey suspected her Thetan juice was being absorbed… Elisabeth Moss‘ eight month marriage to SNL cast member Fred Armisen reportedly came to an end because of her belief in Scientology which I’m, somehow, only just now hearing about. She filed divorce papers yesterday, according to Us Weekly: “They had issues,” one insider told Us Read More ...

Kate Gosselin is Dying

Posted: 21 Sep 2010 07:26 AM PDT

  
Here’s a just-released shot from Kate Gosselin’s romantic trip to Cabo with her bodyguard last week and either People magazine lied to me, or Kate’s body is sloughing off at an alarming rate. But more than likely, the paparazzi just missed Kuato popping out to warn her Jon’s emptying the joint account again. “Open your Read More ...

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