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- Ashton Kutcher is Guilty
- Release the Kraken! And Other News
- Jon Hamm Did Porn
- Karissa Shannon Looks Distraught
- Goddammit, Obama.
- Lindsay Lohan Tweeted Her Drug Test Confession From The Bar
- Katy Perry Kicked Off Sesame Street
| Posted: 23 Sep 2010 01:00 PM PDT    Amid rumors he’s been banging a woman with one foot not in the nursing home, Ashton Kutcher made a public appearance with Demi Moore at the Clinton Global Initiative today where the two did their best to pretend this situation wasn’t inevitable. Except they failed miserably because if I didn’t believe the rumors already, I Read More ... |
| Release the Kraken! And Other News Posted: 23 Sep 2010 12:45 PM PDT  - Matt LeBlanc hates being called “Joey.” - Dancing With the Wonk-Boobs - One of these things is not like the other. — It’s Madonna. - Karissa Shannon’s sex tape has an exclusive clip also. How fortuitous. - Colin Farrell was on Sesame Street, too? Jesus. - Playboy overpaid. - Read More ... |
| Posted: 23 Sep 2010 11:27 AM PDT    And cue vaginal tidal wave. *grabs surfboard* Mad Men star and all-around handsomest man alive person whose looks I’ve never marveled at for hours on end, Jon Hamm, apparently started his career in the porn industry. Except unlike Sasha Grey, he just set up scenery then went on to become an actor people take seriously. Via Read More ... |
| Karissa Shannon Looks Distraught Posted: 23 Sep 2010 10:43 AM PDT    Call me old-fashioned, but if you claim someone “stole” your sex tape forcing you to sign off on a six-figure deal with Vivid, willingly posing for promotional shots in lingerie really doesn’t help your case. Not that I’m suggesting there even was one to begin with, but sometimes it’s nice to keep up appearances. Back Read More ... |
| Posted: 23 Sep 2010 09:52 AM PDT    While some on the left relentlessly criticize President Obama for not immediately shooting free marijuana and organic bullets for soldiers out of his armpits as soon as he took office, I’ve remained content mostly because I’d never risk the chance of letting a woman who thinks Jesus wants us to blow up Canada for its Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Tweeted Her Drug Test Confession From The Bar Posted: 23 Sep 2010 08:37 AM PDT    When Lindsay Lohan shockingly admitted to failing her drug test without blaming her dad or a shadow government dedicated to making her look bad, it was just assumed she either Tweeted it before going out and getting drunk or her publicist wrote the whole thing. Turns out she cranked that shit out while knocking back Read More ... |
| Katy Perry Kicked Off Sesame Street Posted: 23 Sep 2010 07:27 AM PDT  So remember how I showed that clip of Katy Perry making Elmo wish Jim Henson gave him a penis before he died? Turns out that never actually aired on PBS, nor will it after parents saw the sneak peak and lost their shit, according to TMZ: The song made its way to YouTube Monday and racked Read More ... |
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