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Matt LeBlanc rages at douche reporter for calling him “Joey”
David Beckham’s hooker says that he loves kissing, blow jobs & girl-on-girl action
Britney Spears: The State of the Busted Mullet Weave
Demi Moore signals that she’s sticking with rumored cheater Ashton
‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ second trailer released: are you over it?
Madonna loves that Raccoon McPantless & Lourdes are friends
Charlie Hunnam shirtless and sweaty on the cover of Men’s Fitness
Lindsay Lohan’s friends helped write her “sorry” tweet while she drank Jack & Cokes
Gisele won’t let husband Tom Brady cut his Bieber-esque hair
16 year-old Ali Lohan’s ads for Lindsay’s clothing line: inappropriate or ok?

Matt LeBlanc rages at douche reporter for calling him “Joey”

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 08:32 AM PDT

Matt LeBlanc is sad. No one pays attention to him anymore. No one really wants to talk to him, and on the rare occasion that someone does want to talk to him, they call him "Joey." Repeatedly. I was fully prepared to call Matt a douche, a drunk and a has-been for this incident, but I kind of see where Matt was coming from. The guy talking to him was a major tool, and he was definitely trying to provoke Matt. Of course, Matt could have handled it better. The basic incident: Matt was hammered and trying his hand at deejaying at a London club. When he stumbled into this Daily Mirror reporter's table, the reporter started heckling him and calling him "Joey." Matt got pissed off, and started bitching.

As one of the stars of sitcom Friends, you’d think Matt LeBlanc was an affable sort of fella who was able to take a joke. Not so…When we bumped into the actor - famous as Joey in the long-running US series - and called him by his character’s name, he wasn’t laughing at all.

Saturdays star Mollie King was one of the celebs enjoying Hed Kandi’s London Fashion Week party at Maddox on Tuesday. She watched in horror as Matt, 43, kicked off at us.
Earlier he clumsily knocked into our table, sending glasses flying.

So, of course, we asked: “You all right, Joey? How YOU do-in?” But Matt raged back: “I’m not Joey. Don’t you dare call me Joey. The papers say I’m finished, so don’t call me f***ing Joey. I want to leave that all behind. I’m moving on.”

Mulling this over we replied: “OK, Joey, if that’s how you feel. But what are you doing? Let’s be honest, Joey, that’s who everyone knows you as.”

But Matt, who also tried his hand at DJing on the night to mark Hed Kandi’s new World Series album and fashion launch, wasn’t amused.

He yelled: “I’m not Joey. For the last time. I’m not f***ing Joey. It’s Matt. Matt LeBlanc. Joey’s in the past. I’m trying to do something new.”

Us: “Like what, Joey?” Joey: “I’m gonna do comedy. Working with the Friends producers to do comedy in England. And it’s got nothing to do with Joey before you ask.”

He then took a swig from his glass, on a table loaded with vodka, mixers and champagne. He didn’t offer us any, but hey, Joey doesn’t share food.. or drinks. At this point his aide dragged him away.

It’s not the first time Joey has got trashed in a London club. He was the talk of Mahiki last June. Our spy said: “Matt told everyone he was going to have a relatively quiet night. But when the first drink went down.. he changed his tune.”

Don’t worry, Joey. If you ever need Friends to party with, you know where we are…

[From The Daily Mirror UK]

It's just kind of sad for everyone involved. The reporter is a douche, but so is Matt. And after the scandal that went down when he left his wife for his costar, he should be thankful that people only seem to remember him for playing a lovable dope on two f-cking television shows. It could be worse. They could remember him for smoking weed in a car in full view of photographers. Or for being hammered and bitching out a douche reporter. So… what the hell is going on with him? Downward spiral?

LeBlanc in London on Sept. 13, 2010. Credit: WENN.

David Beckham’s hooker says that he loves kissing, blow jobs & girl-on-girl action

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 08:04 AM PDT

Yesterday, we covered the first excerpts from In Touch Weekly's cover story this week, all about David Beckham's "affair" with a prostitute back in 2007. Allegedly, Beckham screwed the hooker five times over the course of a few months, at the price of $10,000 a pop (so to speak). Just hours after ITW's story came out, the Beckhams' lawyer announced that the Beckhams' would be suing, and that they denied the whole thing. But, whatever. I think it's true, ITW thinks it's true, Jezebel thinks it's true, and I think most people who have followed the Beckhams' tabloid life and marriage think it's true. Anyway, In Touch Weekly just sent out a second part to their story, almost as if they aren't concerned with potential lawsuits whatsoever. Jezebel had better excerpts from the story too, so here are many more details. Just FYI: Some of this might be a slightly NSFW, but not really.

This is a “worldwide exclusive” interview with Irma Nici, a former high-class call girl who claims she slept with David Beckham five times. There’s a warning at the top of the page which reads: “This story contains explicit material that may not be suitable for minors,” but the point size on the type is REALLY small.

Her account of their first time together is graphic and detailed. He got $5,000 cash out of the hotel safe, made her take a shower, she put on black lingerie, and then they “began to make out passionately.”

Irma says: “I normally don’t kiss, but I thought, ‘why not?’” And: “I gave him oral with no condom, which I usually don’t do, but he was very clean and groomed. Then he did it to me. I was having fun.”

Irma says she “whipped out” a condom and the two had sex for 15 minutes — nothing freaky. She faked her orgasms. As a “lover,” on a scale of 1 to 10, she gives Beckham a 7.5.

Anyway, she ordered room service, and suggested they get another lady to join them. David agreed, and Irma called The Manhattan Madam and requested “an all-natural brunette.” The Manhattan Madam corroborates this story and gets her picture in the magazine too!

Ex-"Manhattan Madam" Kristin Davis, who is running for governor of New York, confirms to In Touch that married soccer star David Beckham had sex with former hooker Irma Nici in 2007. “Irma called me and asked if I could supply one of my girls for a threesome,” Davis says in a statement. “Per her request, I sent a ‘brunette with curves’ at the rate of $2,400 cash. The next time we spoke, she informed me that the client was David Beckham.”

Davis went to jail for her part in former New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer's dalliance with prostitute Ashley Dupre.

But Kristin tells In Touch in a statement, "Since my arrest, I have not disclosed any of my client details, and I continue to be dedicated to confidentiality, with the exception of Eliot Spitzer. I no longer have any connection whatsoever to this industry. I am dedicating myself to being an advocate for the decriminalization of prostitution so we can drive the sex traffickers and those who exploit women out of business. But this is Irma's story, and it is hers to tell."

Anyway. The ladies had a girl-on-girl show for David. “He asked if we had sex toys,” Irma says. “But we didn’t. So I grabbed a banana from the fruit bowl and masturbated with that while the other girl was touching me.”

[From In Touch Weekly & Jezebel's Tabloid round-up]

Apparently, when this hooker tells all, she really tells ALL. Jezebel says there are lots and lots of details, and we get our ITW scans tonight, so I'm looking forward to reading it. I like a good tabloid sex scandal - and it's interesting to think that David is kinky enough to hire two hookers for some action, and yet he's really not a freak in bed. He likes to kiss and he likes blow jobs. Vanilla!

Britney Spears: The State of the Busted Mullet Weave

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 07:40 AM PDT

Let's just talk about The State of the Weave first, shall we? These are photos of Britney Spears out and about yesterday in LA. Now, just a few days ago we saw that Britney's weave/extensions were back to looking like a hot mess. Not as bad as a few months ago, but still hideous and gross. When Britney stepped out yesterday, the hot mess still continued, although it did look clean like Britney is trying to do something with it. I think she had new extensions put in too - but now she's got a mullet appearance. Like she's growing out her bangs trauma and the rest of her hair/extensions are too long:

Listen to me, Brit. Just cut it all off. Give yourself a little pixie cut, or even shave your head again. No one will judge you. We already think you're crazy, so why not just start with a clean hair slate? And beyond the busted mullet, Brit does look pretty good. All of her parts are covered up, she's wearing a nice blouse and a bra. It was a good day.

On other Brit-Brit news, her episode of Glee comes on next week. Here's the promo for it. I'm not even sure which one is Britney, honestly.

Cute? Sure. I actually love that Britney gets some television work every now and then. It's great that they let her come on Glee, and I bet she had a great time.

Britney Spears on Sept. 22, 2010. Credit: Fame.

Demi Moore signals that she’s sticking with rumored cheater Ashton

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 07:16 AM PDT

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting more attention than they know what to do with. They're probably happy, in some sense. Their marriage problems and rumored infidelity has made them relevant in a way that nothing else has. And trust me, these two are big famewhores. So, to some extent, they're probably thankful that Ashton couldn't keep it in his pants (allegedly)? That he boned some club girl on his wife's couch and now Demi is back on the cover of People Magazine and everyone is talking about their marriage? Even though I kind of dislike Demi in the general sense, I did think she was better than this. I thought she was the kind of woman who would leave and tell Ashton to go f-ck himself. Turns out I was wrong. According to new reports from Hollywood Life and People Magazine, Demi is sticking with Ashton. Ugh.

Some women would make a beeline for divorce court if their husband was caught cheating—but not devoted Demi Moore, whose hubby Ashton Kutcher is facing a new, pretty convincing round of reports that he cheated, a source close to the couple tells HollywoodLife.com.

"Demi's not going anywhere," says the well-placed source.

Why? Well, it's combination of good old-fashioned sentimental reasons, and the cold hard truth about staying relevant in Hollywood.

"She loves him, she just does," says the insider. "And being with Ashton has made her hot again, and relevant. That's the honest truth. There's no question about it: She benefits more by being with him."

And the source tells HollywoodLife.com that 47-year-old Demi's well aware that Ashton, 32, has much less to lose if they were to split.

"The reality is, he's more valuable on his own. His brand and celebrity is far larger."

The source acknowledges that Ashton's behavior has put stress on the marriage, but they're trying to take the high road.

"How stupid is he? To be so sloppy and not cover his butt. But they're rising above it."

And while Demi's remains committed to their marriage, so is Ashton in his own way.

"He know he has a beauty at home, he's not going to end that. It's just the nature of the relationship, and it works for them, even their marriage is being scrutinized and judged by outsiders. They just don't care, which is why he hasn't said anything yet."

[From Hollywood Life]

People Magazine sort of concurs with this view - after running a cover story that seemed critical of their marriage, People is back to climbing up Demi's ass. They have a new story that seems written by Demi's publicist:

There may be rumors swirling around Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher, but the couple in the center of the storm has been all smiles – that is when they aren’t giggling, joking around and engaging in all manner of PDA. On Monday, Kutcher, 32, was on the Michigan set of Moore’s new film The Reasonable Bunch, quietly watching his wife work, and happily accepting her hugs between takes.

Says a set source, “Demi and Ashton got here in the early hours of the morning and you could hear them laughing and carrying on from inside her trailer.”

Indeed, if the couple, who will celebrate their fifth anniversary Friday, are at all troubled by recent reports that Kutcher cheated with a 21-year-old, they are keeping it to themselves.

While the internet buzzed about the alleged infidelity, Moore, 47, “gushes over Ashton on set,” says the source.

“She’s on the phone with him all the time,” says another source. “It’s pretty lovey-dovey – lots of ‘I love you, baby’s.’ ”

Kutcher arrived in Michigan over the weekend on his way to the Clinton Global Initiative, where the two are set to appear Thursday to launch “Real Men Don’t Buy Girls” campaign to end child sex slavery. The pair, who practice a form of Jewish mysticism called Kabbalah, observed Yom Kippur together, breaking the traditional fast at a nearby Applebee’s.

While Moore told people on the set that she was “coming off a good weekend,” she admitted that the fasting was a real challenge.

“I could never starve myself,” she was overheard saying. “I love food too much.”

[From People]

They broke their fast at Applebee's? Okay, that kind of makes me like them. Damn it, I could go for an Applebee's Caesar salad with a side of onion rings right now (the combination is heaven). And I wasn't even fasting for Yom Kippur. Yom Kippur is the day of atonement, by the way. You have to repent and atone for your sins before God (and your wife). I wonder if Ashton came clean? Probably not. He probably just put on his red string and got hammered, and then hit on the Applebee's waitress.

‘Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows’ second trailer released: are you over it?

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 06:54 AM PDT

Did you know that Bill Nighy is in the last two Harry Potter films, The Deathly Hallows Parts 1 and 2? Yep. I was startled by it as well. Also, there seems to be quite a bit of Ralph Fiennes, doing his villainy best as Voldemort. Above is the second trailer for Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, which comes out in November. Personally, I've never read the books or seen any of the movies (I know, I know), so I'm not even going to try to act like I know what's going on. CB just told me she’s totally over it, which brings me to a question: has Potter exhaustion set in? Thoughts…

Actors who are in this film, beyond the three young leads of Daniel Radcliffe (love), Rupert Grint (dirt-lip) and Emma Watson (looking gorgeous): Jason Isaacs, Ralph, Billy Nighy, Helena Bonham-Carter, Michael Gambon, Tom Felton, Alan Rickman (love), John Hurt, Rhys Ifans, Ciaran Hinds (love him), Brendan Gleeson (love), Maggie Smith, Miranda Richardson, Jim Broadbent, Julie Walters and Imelda Staunton. Basically, every British actor. Basically.

Anyway, this is going to be huge. This will probably dominate all of November and beyond. Just FYI, I'm sure I don't have to tell you if you have kids. It's epic and intense. Happy hunting!

Another trailer:

Madonna loves that Raccoon McPantless & Lourdes are friends

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 06:20 AM PDT

As we reported yesterday, there has been some tabloid discussion over 13 year old Lourdes Leon's involvement in the Material Girl line for Macy's. According to Madonna's own words, Lola pretty much runs the joint, with some help from Madonna and a team of experts and designers. But still, Lola basically has a career now, much to her father's chagrin. My opinion is that Madonna is probably trying to keep Lola occupied and channel her youthful energy into something productive, rather then allowing Lola to spend her time in a haze of drugs and sex, etc, much like Madonna spent her teenage years, maybe?

Anyway, yesterday evening, there was a press event for Material Girl in New York. Madonna and Lola showed up, of course, as did the panda-face of the line, Taylor Momsen. The photos of Madonna, Lola and Taylor posing together are just… ten kinds of wrong. The body language, the insanity of Raccoon McPantless, and the de facto acceptance and legitimacy McPantless is getting from this - I mean, yes, she's a total sellout, but she's a sellout that little girls are going to admire and want to emulate. Girls like Lola.

And look at Madonna's face! She looks like she thinks she's absorbing Lola and Raccoon's youth just by standing next to them. This is what happens when you're too busy trying to be "hip" and "cool" rather than trying to be a good mom. Because I think a good mother would take one look at Raccoon McPantless and say "Jesus Christ, step away from my daughter, put on some pants and wash your face you little crackhead." Madge also looks drugged…? Ugh. These photos are making me nauseous. This is some Dorian Gray sh-t. And Lola's face is saying it all: "OMG, Mom! You're embarrassing me in front of Raccoon McPantless!!!"

Material Girl event photos from Sept. 22, 2010. Credit: Fame & WENN.

Charlie Hunnam shirtless and sweaty on the cover of Men’s Fitness

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 06:07 AM PDT

So I’ve been watching Sons of Anarchy this season, which is its third. (I just checked) I haven’t seen this week’s episode yet, but I’ve seen the first two and I have to say I really like that show. I may even go back and watch the first two seasons. The violence can be a bit much, but it’s a very watchable, action-filled drama with some excellent performances, especially from Charlie Hunnam, who I find myself staring at dreamily. He is in no way my type as I like clean cut guys with short haircuts and groomed facial hair, but I’ll make an exception for him. Even under all that beard and scraggly hair his beauty shines through, and now that I’ve seen him shirtless I get it, I really do. He appears on the cover of Men’s Fitness showing off his amazing physique. Just Jared has the details from a recent interview Hannam gave to Collider:

Charlie Hunnam shows off his ripped physique on the November 2010 cover of Men's Fitness!

The 30-year-old Sons of Anarchy actor recently spoke with Collider about his work on the show. Here's what he had to say:

On the show's lack of Emmy recognition: "I personally was really happy. I don't subscribe to Emmys or awards, or any of that sh*t. I think it's all a crock of sh*t, and I think it's corrupting. I was happy that we weren't on the receiving end of a force that could change the dynamic that we have because I think it's working."

On Jax's journey this season: "It's a darker Jax than we've seen so far. The coolest thing about this season, for me, as an audience member and a fan of this subculture, is that we get to explore a little bit more of the international sense of these clubs."

[From Collider via Just Jared]

It’s disappointing to read this interview and hear Hunnam sound like an anti-establishment poser. He calls awards shows a “crock of sh*t” and while they may be he’s getting paid good money to act on TV and could be more gracious about it. Or he could admit the truth, like “I don’t feel comfortable going to awards shows and industry events” and/or “I’m disappointed that we weren’t nominated.” Instead he claims to hate them all and calls them “corrupting.” My crush is fading a little now.

Charlie was featured on Hot Guy Friday two weeks ago thanks to your requests. He had a chance to be a regular before he opened his mouth, although those chiseled abs are definitely working in his favor. He’ll have to work on his attitude, but he does have an accent going for him. 30 year-old Hunnam is from England. Here’s a link to an interview he did with his co-star, Katey Segal, last year. He seems like a decent enough guy, but the maturity level could improve. I’ll overlook it.

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Lindsay Lohan’s friends helped write her “sorry” tweet while she drank Jack & Cokes

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 05:52 AM PDT

A lot of people suspected that Lindsay Lohan’s tweet in which she took responsibility for her failed drug tests (despite denying it hours earlier) was surely written by someone else. It was too well worded and didn’t sound at all like something Lindsay would say. In Lindsay’s world, nothing is ever her fault and if she thinks she can get away with it she’ll claim that someone else did it, not her. US Weekly has the insider story on how that tweet came about, and it involves multiple edits and suggestions from friends as she sat around drinking Jack and Cokes. Alcohol is among the substances that she’s not allowed to use and is randomly tested for, which makes her tweet all the more ironic. Remember that she wrote:

Regrettably, I did in fact fail my most recent drug test and if I am asked, I am prepared to appear before judge Fox next week as a result.

Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night. I am working hard to overcome it and am taking positive steps forward every day. I am testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future.

This was certainly a setback for me but I am taking responsibility for my actions and I’m prepared to face the consequences.

I am so thankful for the support of my fans, loved ones and immediate family, who understand that i am trying hard, but also that I am a work in progress, just as anyone else. I am keeping my faith, and I am hopeful….Thank you all!!!

It all sounds so mature and unlike her, and it was. Here’s US’ story on how that came about:

Her new management team - Lou Taylor and Larry Rudolph, the same duo who helped Britney Spears clean up - stepped in, telling her to write a statement.

That didn’t mean Lohan had to take admission seriously. As she composed her draft at [LA restaurant] Magnolia, her pal gave suggestions on what words to use. “They kept reading it over; they were clearly architecting it to make it more personal,” says the onlooker. “Her friend would say, ‘No, use “setback,” don’t say “mistake.” They’ll say you make mistakes all the time!” Continued the friend: “It’s better to say you’re responsible. Denying it will just get everyone mad per usual.” Lohan’s response: “She giggled!” says the source, then motioned for her assistant to order another Jack and Coke.

After they sent the final missive to Rudolph for approval, Lohan’s pal rubbed her shoulders supportively. “But Lindsay wasn’t emotional,” says the witness. “She shrugged and said, ‘This is how it is in this industry - you fail, you get up.” The four-time rehab attendee even joked about drinking that night, telling her friends, “What are you gonna do? I’m ill” - making air quotes with her fingers.

Lohan’s not the only one brushing off her addiction. Mom Dina told guests at her September 17 birthday dinner at Matteo’s restaurant in Roslyn Heights, NY, her daughter would get off scot-free. Recounts an insider, “She said, ‘Who cares if it’s true? Our new team is like a machine. They’ll squash this.’”

[From US Magazine, print edition, October 4, 2010]

At least her management told her to write something and didn’t just write it for her, but her friends ended up doing that. What will it take for Lindsay and her mom to get a ticket out of denial town? Lindsay has already been in jail, and she could get at least 30 days with no chance of early release for this latest series of failed tests. She is such an unlikable arrogant person and I hope they put her away for a few months. She’s not going to change even after jail, though, and will get out and continue to blame other people and circumstances for her personal failings. In her mind, she’s still relevant and she can still behave however she wants. We’ll see what kind of consequences she faces at her hearing on Friday.

Gisele won’t let husband Tom Brady cut his Bieber-esque hair

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 05:49 AM PDT

Tom Brady grew out his hair earlier this year, and he's kept his longer locks. The Justin Bieber/Dorothy Hamill-style isn't very popular with sports fans, though, and so Tom fielded several questions about his hair during a radio interview yesterday. Brady's reply? "Ah, you’ll have to speak to my wife about that." Oooh, so Gisele Bundchen has him whipped! Interesting. Gisele gets the final say about his hair.

“Is there anything I can do to make you cut your hair,” New England radio host Greg Hill asked Tom Brady during a phone call on Tuesday.

“Ah, you’ll have to speak to my wife about that,” Brady replied.

Brady’s hair has received almost as much attention as his play on the field this year. The ladies don’t like it (Twitter searches and a quick poll of all the women in my life reveal this), men are mocking it (Brady-worshipper Bill Simmons of ESPN wrote “all Patriots fans made a pact to pretend that Brady’s 2010 hairdo isn’t happening. We’re going to ignore it completely, even if his hair catches fire during a game and a referee puts it out with a challenge flag”) and even teammates are giggling about it.

“That’s a grown man over there, he can do what he wants,” receiver Brandon Tate(notes) told the Boston Herald. “That’s on him.”

Even Justin Bieber himself has weighed in on Brady’s flowing mane. “Nice haircut, Brady,” the tween singing sensation told the Herald in an email. “Dude’s got golden locks. Haha!”

[From Yahoo Sports]

How is this not bad? Tom is either A) Throwing his wife under the bus to excuse an unpopular styling choice and/or B) telling the world that he's p-ssywhipped. Personally, though, I tend to think Tom probably doesn't give a sh-t about his hair and Gisele probably does, so he just does what she says. Or he does care, and thinks the longer hair makes him look stylish. Eh. Here's what I don't understand - if you're a dude and you're going to wear your hair long, why not style it slicked back? I think the problem with Brady's hair isn't so much that it's long, it's that he's giving sports fans massive bangs trauma. He just looks idiotic, and like he's clinging to some Justin Bieber-ideal of youth with the bangs. Slick it back!

16 year-old Ali Lohan’s ads for Lindsay’s clothing line: inappropriate or ok?

Posted: 23 Sep 2010 05:40 AM PDT

I guess it was just a matter of time before Ali Lohan got gussied up and put on her best vacant stare to help move some of Lindsay’s knock off clothing. She’s all of 16 now and needs to do her part to bring in money for her mom’s plastic surgery now that Lindsay is broke and about to be re-incarcerated. A lot of models are in their teens and these images probably aren’t more provocative than what we see in fashion magazines and ads. Still, it’s disturbing to see Ali posed like she’s much older, and like she’s fallen down drunk (like her sister) and can’t get up.

US Weekly pointed me to these ads for Lindsay’s clothing line 6126, featuring Ali. Then I found these other photos of Ali in her sister’s clothing which came out this spring when she was all of 15. I was sneaking into clubs at 15, but at least I had a mom and dad who were trying to keep me on the straight and narrow. (They succeeded for the most part.) Ali has a mom who will buy her a drink and a dad who will tape her phone calls hoping for something good to sell to Radar Online. I hope she has more sense and more humility than her sister. Signs seem to be pointing to “yes” so far, although it doesn’t take much to top Lindsay in either department.

You can buy Lindsay’s overpriced 6126 clothing on Singer22.com, where some of these images are from.

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