Friday, September 24, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


MOTHERF#%&ER!

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 07:33 PM PDT

   
“By day’s end, I will have my laugh at all of you.” So Lindsay Lohan’s getting out of jail. Momen-fucking-tarily. TMZ reports: Judge Fox ruled earlier today … Lindsay could be held without bail. But apparently the Judge’s ruling flies in the face of California law, which gives defendants the right to bail in misdemeanor cases. Judge Read More ...

Quote of the Day

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 01:39 PM PDT

 
People: Ms. Lohan cannot be released early because this isn’t a jail sentence,” L.A. Sheriff’s spokesman Steve Whitmore says. “She’s being held by court order until her hearing on Oct. 22.” It’s been a beautiful day. Photo: Splash News Read More ...

Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies Now and Other News

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 01:15 PM PDT

   
- Katy Perry will be back on Sesame Street. Presumably in a burka. - Lenny Kravitz still dresses better than us. - John Travolta: Penis :: Lindsay Lohan : Cocaine. - Lara Stone’s hands are terrorists. - Ashley Greene never stops working out. - Ashton Kutcher’s whore claims she was Read More ...

Sweet Music to My Eyes

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 12:12 PM PDT

   
Welcome to the latest Lindsay Lohan mug shot. I was kind of hoping this one would involve more crying and scratching at the walls considering she was 100% convinced she’d be balls deep in whiskey by now, but I’m not about to look a gift horse in the coke receptacle. In the meantime, if the Read More ...

Captain America Loves His Old Navy Capris!

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 11:26 AM PDT

   
Because the last set went over so well (Nerds.), here are actual shots of Chris Evans as Captain America, or more precisely, Steve Rogers, (Okay, I’m the nerd.) while filming in Manchester this morning. Turns out this interpretation of Cap will be light on the shield and tights, but heavy on the Capri pants and Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Handcuffed, In Custody

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 09:19 AM PDT

   
Seen here arriving in court this morning, the Lindsay Lohan probation hearing just took a turn for the awesome. TMZ reports Judge Fox immediately denied her bail without hearing arguments and she’s now in custody – possibly until October 22: It’s shocking because the underlying offense is a misdemeanor, and people connected with the case were Read More ...

Heidi & Spencer Are Broke

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 08:30 AM PDT

   
FACT: Gay men love breasts, too. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly living in his mother’s beach house after pissing all their money way only to find out absolutely no one wants to hire them anymore because they wasted their last fume of credibility pretending to end their fake marriage. RadarOnline reports: “But the U.S. magazines Read More ...

‘There Is Another… Sky.. walker.’

Posted: 24 Sep 2010 07:30 AM PDT

   
As Lindsay Lohan prepares to appear in court today knowing she’ll never see the inside of a jail cell – her usual Friday – 16-year-old Ali Lohan is quietly being groomed in the wings to carry her sister’s torch so their mother will never have to get a real job. Here she is posing for Read More ...

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