The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- And We’re Back To This
- Snooki Does Letterman and Other News
- So The Chubby One Has a Huge Wang
- For The Love of God, Say, ‘Yes’
- Ashton Kutcher Might’ve Banged This
- Khloe Finally Ate The Little One
- Mel Gibson Just Had Menopause, Everybody
- Pamela Anderson Regrets All That Naked Stuff
| Posted: 22 Sep 2010 01:15 PM PDT |
| Snooki Does Letterman and Other News Posted: 22 Sep 2010 12:45 PM PDT    - Fred Armisen being ugly was the real reason after all. Occam’s razor, folks. - Ashton Kutcher can’t get People to back him up. Not good. - Amy Winehouse is finally singing again. Oh.. good? - Sofia Vergara is still doing hot things. - Doutzen Kroes topless. ‘Nuff said. - Read More ... |
| So The Chubby One Has a Huge Wang Posted: 22 Sep 2010 11:34 AM PDT    And I’m not talking about Snooki. Zing! Jersey Shore’s Vinny Guadagnino – I know these kids’ last names now. Goddammit. – is currently being courted by Playgirl to be the mold for their latest sex toy because apparently it’s easier than just dipping a lighthouse statue in rubber. Hey, it worked for grandma, it should work Read More ... |
| For The Love of God, Say, ‘Yes’ Posted: 22 Sep 2010 10:36 AM PDT    I’m not even going to bother speculating on the constantly changing possibility Lindsay Lohan might go back to jail because let’s be realistic. She won’t serve more than five minutes, four of which will involve ice cream. I will, however, encourage her to pursue a career in balloon fetish films because these people are offering Read More ... |
| Ashton Kutcher Might’ve Banged This Posted: 22 Sep 2010 09:38 AM PDT  The Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore story is somehow back in the news today despite originating from Star. His alleged mistress Brittney Jones (above) is now coming forward with text messages supposedly sent from Ashton while her friends are basically saying to anyone who will listen, “This is right up her alley. And by Read More ... |
| Khloe Finally Ate The Little One Posted: 22 Sep 2010 08:03 AM PDT    Or was I supposed to say she looks pregnant? Sorry, I forgot how this game works and just went with my… gut. HA CHA CHA CHA! (Try the veal.) Photos: Pacific Coast News Read More ... |
| Mel Gibson Just Had Menopause, Everybody Posted: 22 Sep 2010 07:05 AM PDT  Mel Gibson apologists have waited patiently for months, knowing there had to be a reasonable, rational explanation for their hero’s racist outbursts and alleged domestic violence. Well, my friends, that day has come, and the answer you’ve all been waiting for is… His uterus stopped working. PHEW. For a minute there, I thought it’d be- Read More ... |
| Pamela Anderson Regrets All That Naked Stuff Posted: 22 Sep 2010 05:00 AM PDT    Pamela Anderson is starting to regret… pretty much her entire life’s work. Turns out that shit can really mess a kid up. Who knew? Via Guanabee: “My children are made fun of because I have posed naked,” confessed actress and model, Pamela Anderson while attending a Playboy party during a two day tour in Bucharest. “When Read More ... |
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