The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden
- Lindsay Lohan Just Peed in a Cup and Other News
- Floyd Mayweather Jr. Looks Remorseful
- Justin Bieber is Above the Law
- Snooki: The Branding Kiss of Death
- Michael Lohan Wants To Do Maury Povich
- Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Have Any Friends
- ‘We’re Getting Sued. Put Some Damn Pants On Her.’
| Kristin Cavallari Seems Really Important All of a Sudden Posted: 10 Sep 2010 03:12 PM PDT    Realizing taking photos of a Lindsay Lohan movie that mysteriously nobody is talking about making anymore is astronomically dumb, photographer Tyler Shields has wisely moved on to taking sexually provocative photos of Kristin Cavallari. A woman whose breasts I once insulted but only because my penis deep, intellectual brain part underestimated how relevant she is. Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Just Peed in a Cup and Other News Posted: 10 Sep 2010 02:29 PM PDT    - Paris Hilton ruins men’s lives? SHOCKER. - Alexander Skarsgard in a sailor outfit. Gentlemen? - Audrina Patridge on Dancing with the Stars was a good idea. - Scarlett Johansson’s Mango ads are getting breastier. - George Clooney’s fans hate his movies, yet still go to see them? — Eh? Read More ... |
| Floyd Mayweather Jr. Looks Remorseful Posted: 10 Sep 2010 01:28 PM PDT  In the docs she states that Floyd came into her Las Vegas home Thursday morning and awoke her by, “pulling me by my hair and throwing me on the ground in my living room and began punching me in my head.” She claims Floyd then began “dragging me on the floor and twisting my arm Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber is Above the Law Posted: 10 Sep 2010 12:38 PM PDT    Because it’s important for every child star to build their way up to running over a baby with a car, Justin Bieber got his first taste of celebrity justice over the weekend after throwing a water balloon at a state trooper which, surprise, is what happens when you give a 16-year-old kid a billion dollar Read More ... |
| Snooki: The Branding Kiss of Death Posted: 10 Sep 2010 11:31 AM PDT    Despite being a talking, shot-taking marsupial incapable of carrying a bag down a flight of stairs so her fat ass just chucks it, Snooki is reportedly the last thing fashion houses want to see near their brands. – Think Starbucks and Britney Spears except without all the profit margins from repeat purchases. – And now Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan Wants To Do Maury Povich Posted: 10 Sep 2010 10:26 AM PDT    Probably could’ve worded that headline a little differently, but let’s not close any doors here. Seen here getting his morning creep of Lindsay’s house in today, Michael Lohan is apparently trying to get the woman who bore his love child (Hello, 2008.) to go on The Maury Povich Show and take another paternity test to settle Read More ... |
| Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Have Any Friends Posted: 10 Sep 2010 09:00 AM PDT    You’d think having an international reputation as a husband stealer would endear you to women the world over thus creating a cabal of lasting friendships, but then again, I’ve always been something of a handsome visionary. Long story short, nobody likes Angelina Jolie. Us Magazine reports: “I’ll talk to my family,” the actress — who Read More ... |
| ‘We’re Getting Sued. Put Some Damn Pants On Her.’ Posted: 10 Sep 2010 07:44 AM PDT    “I never worn a law suit ‘fore, y’all! Hot dawg!” Here’s an almost cleaned-up Britney Spears being paraded in front of the paparazzi yesterday in what I can only assume is a concentrated effort to convince people she’s not an abusive vagina monster despite recent litigation suggesting otherwise. Now, while I admire the fact someone actually Read More ... |
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