Tuesday, September 14, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


On It.

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 05:19 PM PDT

   
I want babies. Lots of babies.” - Blake Lively So how does this work? Do I fill out some sort of application? Flash peacock feathers? No, really, I might joke a lot about having illegitimate children all over the place, but honestly, I don’t remember much of the process. I mostly stood there like any proud Read More ...

Coco Understands Fashion

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 03:03 PM PDT

   
Some fashion genius invited Coco to walk the runway at the Sachika Twins S/S 2011 Fashion Show in New York today wearing an outfit that’s apparently by and for the ham-smuggling enthusiast. I can see this outfit being huge around Christmas. CHILD: Mother, how ever will we get these hams back to father? MOTHER: Don’t you worry. Read More ...

Miley Cyrus: Your New Way To Die

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 12:30 PM PDT

   
Here’s Miley Cyrus getting a ticket for talking on her phone while driving yesterday because Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel wasn’t a deadly enough threat to Hollywood. Seriously, whatever happened to good old-fashioned gang shootings? You walk down the street, maybe take a stray to the leg, everyone goes home and has a good laugh. Read More ...

‘Do These Look Big Enough? I Can Never Tell.’

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 10:52 AM PDT

   
Sorry to hit you with two Heidi Montag posts today, but – *points up* – those. Apparently before leaving Costa Rica, Heidi took time to pose on the beach in a bikini that could barely contain her massive jugs, or she horribly underestimated their ability to take on sea water. I’m of two minds on the Read More ...

John Mayer & Jennifer Aniston Had Intercourse Again

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 10:21 AM PDT

   
While in town filming Wanderlust, Jennifer Aniston was spotted sneaking backstage to John Mayer’s show in Atlanta and then later at a private party in his hotel room, according to RadarOnline: Jen was in work-out clothes and had a baseball cap pulled low over her face when she visited with John backstage after his performance, Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan’s Hosting SNL

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 08:55 AM PDT

   
Seen here arriving at LAX yesterday – *puts on helmet* – Lindsay Lohan’s VMA appearance has reportedly landed her talks to host Saturday Night Live in December, according to NY Daily News: Given her willingness to be the brunt of a joke on Sunday’s “VMA’s,” it’s likely “SNL” will feed on her recent courtroom and jail Read More ...

Spencer Pratt: ‘My Arrest Brought Heidi and I Back Together’

Posted: 14 Sep 2010 08:06 AM PDT

   
Spencer Pratt was arrested in Costa Rica over the weekend for failing to declare a small arsenal in his luggage while boarding a plane back to Los Angeles. The incident has apparently provided the perfect opportunity for him to pretend Heidi Montag is calling off the fake divorce of their fake marriage, according to the Read More ...

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