Wednesday, September 8, 2010

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


it doesnt matter if Paris Hilton is lying

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 02:53 PM PDT

When Las Vegas police found cocaine in Paris Hiltons purse last week, she claimed she didn't know anything about it, because it wasn't her purse. She borrowed the purse, and she never knew there was any cocaine inside, she said. That was a lie very obviously, but can the Vegas police prove [...]

Ashlee Simpson is a drunken menace

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 01:12 PM PDT

Ashlee Simpson was at the US Open this weekend, and you're gonna find this impossible to believe, but she was an annoying pain in the ass, especially at one point when they played a ‘Fall Out Boy’ song between sets. Her husband Pete Wentz had an appropriate response to hearing ‘Fall Out Boy’, [...]

Rihanna lost the bikini contest

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 11:05 AM PDT

Rihanna spent the weekend in Hawaii in a bikini, and it's not that she looked bad, but… okay I can't think think of how to finish that. I mean I know there are guys who like girls with a big ass and no tits, but all those guys are black, and I'm as [...]

Angelina Jolie is helpful, delusional

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 10:35 AM PDT

As part of her work with the UN Human Refugee Agency, Angelina Jolie spent the weekend visiting Pakistan, "to draw the world’s attention towards the plight of 21 million people affected by the country’s worst-ever floods." And I don’t know about you, but now I’m super motivated to help Pakistan. They were [...]

Kate Beckinsale won the bikini contest

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 09:12 AM PDT

Kate Beckinsale and her husband, director Len Wiseman, went to Mexico over the weekend, and Kate proved once again that she's better at being a wife than anyone has ever been at anything. She dresses like Catwoman every single day of her life, but even at the beach in the sand, she's wearing high [...]

No comments:

Post a Comment