Saturday, September 11, 2010

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Lindsay Lohan has red hair again

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 04:23 PM PDT

Lindsay Lohans downward spiral all began when she started dyeing her hair blond, even though girls with red hair and big tits are the second best kind of girl, only behind Asian girls with big tits. If I dated an Asian girl with big tits and red hair, after a few weeks she [...]

you’ll never guess who this is

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 01:45 PM PDT

Are you ready for the answer? It's pretty unexpected so brace yourself. It's Britney. Spears. Oh, I know, right? She went to a Johnny Rockets in Calabasas yesterday, which is strange because you would assume she would still be at the hair salon. Until they finished her extensions. [...]

Seriously?

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 12:18 PM PDT

Let me get this straight: Jessica Simpson, who has doubled in size since June, pulled her hair back, put on a saggy dress, then looked in a mirror and said, "Nice. Okay. We’re done here, this is it. I'm going to a fashion show, that will be on TV, and have [...]

Halle Berry has taken a new lover

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 11:38 AM PDT

Halle Berry has been seen a lot with ex boyfriend Gabriel Aubry lately, which sort of makes sense since they dated for 4 years and had a little girl together in 2008, but since they broke up in April, she hasn't had much of a social life. "Will this gorgeous millionaire with big [...]

Lisa Marie Presley is a drunk

Posted: 10 Sep 2010 09:55 AM PDT

Lisa Marie Presley landed in a heap on the stairs to her London hotel, but to be fair, she was incredibly drunk. Based on my experience with dozens of stoned suburban white girls, it’s safe to say they’re not natural climbers. I have one of those Scooby Doo levers that turns my [...]

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