Thursday, September 2, 2010

Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead


Pete Doherty vs. Axl Rose: Who’s The Bigger Screwup?

Posted: 25 Aug 2010 12:04 PM PDT

In a battle of the two most unreliable rock star frontmen, some amusing undercurrents are speculating upon whether Axl Rose and his enduring teleprompter or Pete Doherty will fail to show up for the...

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Adverts That Work #122: Exorcisms Can Look Like Orgasms, Apparently

Posted: 25 Aug 2010 05:00 PM PDT

Usually, after finding out that I’m scheduled to review a movie — which is the case with The Last Exorcism — I place a self-moratorium on further marketing-related coverage....

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Tasty Waves and a Japanese Whiskey Bud

Posted: 25 Aug 2010 05:21 PM PDT

Mystery Ass: Those unairbrushed legs look different. (HT) Britney Spears rocks her bikini & crazy weave. (CS) Christina Hendricks’ gorgeous rack can sell anything. (CB) Miley Cyrus gets...

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Money Still Can’t Buy Taste

Posted: 26 Aug 2010 08:05 AM PDT

Click for full effect. Together, married couple Beyonce and Jay-Z (here, vacationing in chonically sunny St. Tropez) are reportedly worth over a billion dollars, but you’d never know it by...

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Through Time and Space with Lady GaGa

Posted: 26 Aug 2010 09:23 AM PDT

Lady Gaga has written some mildly catchy pop songs and made a few interesting looking videos, but her most notable achievement is a display of single-minded lust for pop stardom the likes of which...

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She Gets Four Stars, in Extremely Early Reviews

Posted: 26 Aug 2010 02:47 PM PDT

Under the terms of her early release from rehab, Lindsay Lohan missed the Wednesday premiere of Machete, her latest and possibly last film unless she pulls herself together. However, the event...

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Tasty Waves and a Buh Bye Bud

Posted: 26 Aug 2010 09:00 PM PDT

Mystery Ass: Hey… get out of the line of fire! (CS) Angelina Jolie follows in Clint Eastwood’s cranky footsteps & Brad Pitt makes it right but a little too pink. (CB) Bristol Palin...

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Katy Perry Strikes Her Sickly Sweet Poses

Posted: 27 Aug 2010 08:11 AM PDT

Honestly, it’s a universal mystery as to why I still pay attention to Katy Perry when she’s such a reliable source of sheer annoyance. Still, it’s worth noting that her apparance on...

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Matt Dillon Career Assessment

Posted: 27 Aug 2010 09:02 AM PDT

Bloody hell, mates! I’ve just been to the movies and am still buzzing way too damn hard on a double espresso from seven hours ago, so go check out my Matt Dillon Career Assessment that’s...

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Life Imitating Really Bad Art

Posted: 27 Aug 2010 02:52 PM PDT

It hasn't been all that long since Roland Emmerich more or less blew up the world in 2012, a film renowned for its scrupulous scientific accuracy. You could see this almost from the first scene,...

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Tasty Waves and a Quick & Dirty Bud

Posted: 28 Aug 2010 10:26 AM PDT

Mystery Ass won’t be happy when it sees this. (SOMG) La Lohan goes braless for a court date. Classy. (CS) Angelina Jolie & RPattz together for Twihard meltdown? (CB) Jen Aniston drastic...

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Watch Out Alan Cumming, Amanda Fucking Palmer Is Here

Posted: 30 Aug 2010 06:59 AM PDT

I do love any occasion to talk about Alan Cumming, who can pull off anything, including becoming the queer Martha Stewart, dishing out practical travel advice, and delivering his recipe for the...

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The Last Exorcism Review

Posted: 30 Aug 2010 11:06 AM PDT

Raymond Carver’s editor never showed up, dammit. So, go read my review of The Last Exorcism.

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January Jones Is A Total Bedhead

Posted: 30 Aug 2010 03:08 PM PDT

Ever since yesterday evening, everyone’s been talking about January Jones’ hideous Emmys dress. It is acknowledged that the dress doesn’t immediately do her any favours, but...

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Tasty Waves and a Like, Really Weird Bud

Posted: 30 Aug 2010 08:45 PM PDT

Mystery Ass: This one is always suspect. (WWTDD) Christina Hendricks & her boobs hit the red carpet. (CS) Paris Hilton’s formal criminal complaint for felony possession is hilarious....

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Kate Hudson Smokes, Drinks, Jazzercises In The Alps

Posted: 31 Aug 2010 08:00 AM PDT

Honestly, I’ve got no earthly idea what the source of these photos are, but they’re hilarious. Apparently, Kate Hudson took a mini-break in the Switzerland Alps during the latter part of...

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Paris Hilton, Criminal Mastermind

Posted: 31 Aug 2010 09:49 AM PDT

Since you're reading this on some sort of computational device, most likely you're sitting down. If not, then do so immediately so you won't collapse in shock when I tell you that Paris Hilton was...

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Now Snoop Dogg Endorses Cognac. Yes, Cognac.

Posted: 31 Aug 2010 11:23 AM PDT

Sometimes, I tend to think that Snoop Dogg is just fucking with all of us — what, with the country album, the umbrella holding assistant, and the bizarre German beer commercial — but when...

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What Happens in Vegas Shouldn’t Happen in Vegas

Posted: 31 Aug 2010 02:49 PM PDT

You want to hear more about Snoop Dogg, right? Of course you do. Based on a couple of very brief visits to the Strip, I always thought Las Vegas was essentially Epcot with rabies. But these days,...

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Tasty Waves and a Mildly Amused Riot Guy Bud

Posted: 31 Aug 2010 04:01 PM PDT

“Mad Men” Photoshop Chop Job: Check it out. (Jezebel) Salma Hayek’s Boobs: Always hard do ignore. (CS) Kim Kardashian compliments Khloe’s “vagina.” WTF?...

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Winehouse & Doherty Do The Roomie Thing

Posted: 01 Sep 2010 08:37 AM PDT

Back in 2009, hence the lack of implants. Bloody hell! If this isn’t a recipe for disaster, then I suppose it’s also an illusion that Pete Doherty always remembers to zip his fly. It...

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Chlöe Sevigny: Still The Queen Of Weird

Posted: 01 Sep 2010 10:24 AM PDT

Click for full cover view. Well, Purple Magazine didn’t have to do much in the way of styling for Chlöe Sevigny’s latest cover appearance. Also, nice legs. Imagery: Purple...

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You Mess with the Piranha, You Get the Fangs

Posted: 01 Sep 2010 11:09 AM PDT

Piranha 3D opened over the weekend, and, for those who didn't see it (me, for instance), it did reasonably well—a 74 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and $18.3 million at the box office. Not...

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Honk If You’re Terribly, Terribly Lonely

Posted: 01 Sep 2010 01:28 PM PDT

September 10 is the opening day for The Virginity Hit. You'll want to mark that date on your calendars, because this movie, which sounds like the gazillionth iteration of Porky's, is likely to be...

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Tasty Waves and a Damn Genius Bud

Posted: 01 Sep 2010 01:48 PM PDT

Mystery Ass: Little known actress w/great one. (HT) Matthew McConaughey looks like crap airbrushed. (CS) Lindsay Lohan relates to Judy Garland… but not in the crackhead way. (CB) Paris...

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