Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Best Week Ever

Best Week Ever

Lady Gaga Covers Herself In Meat For Vogue, Checks That Off Her List

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 08:58 AM PDT

Here’s Lady Gaga on the cover of Vogue Hommes Japan naked and covered in meat. This photo has nothing to do with PETA, though it does nicely reflect PETA’s standard confusingness-of-message; are we supposed to be against meat because it’s keeping us from seeing her boobs, or in favor of the meat because eating it will result in us seeing her boobs? Or was Lady Gaga just wearing some meat one day and they snapped a photo of her?

Check the ol’ “Covered In Meat Magazine Cover” off her Shock Value List. Next up: Posing naked and drenched in plasma in a Chuck E. Cheese ball pit, for the cover of Car And Driver.

(via Dlisted)

Lady Gaga Gives Beyonce Diamond Studded Whip For Birthday, Steals My Gift Idea

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 08:09 AM PDT

Contact Music reports that Lady Gaga gave Beyonce a diamond studded leather whip with matching lingerie for her 29th birthday whilst backstage at a Jay-Z concert in Detroit.

Well, F*CK. What am I going to do with this GD diamond studded whip now??? Who wants it?

Jokes. I of course could never, and probably will never, be able to afford such a gift. I will also never know Beyonce. Isn’t it weird when you know with absolute certainty some basic life facts?

I imagine that the whip is not for actual use. Because OUCH. Think of the pain inflicted by a regular whip (Indiana Jones-style) now put sharp diamonds all over it. I mean, even if you haven’t felt the pain of a whip lash on your person (then you haven’t LIVED or committed a petty crime in Singapore), think of how knots tied in ropes a la a self-flagellation situation can do a fair amount of damage (from what I garner from Catholic themed period movies, mainly about Elizabeth I). Then think of hundreds of tiny sharp rocks whipping against you. JUST IMAGINE the LUXURIOUS PAIN. Is this how Jay-Z will die? Is this a long con on Gaga’s part, in order to get rid of pop stardoms power couple, so that she may reign supreme? I’m going to say definitely, maybe.

BWE Bloggers Appear On Urlesque Podcast For Massive Internet-Themed Orgy

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 07:14 AM PDT

Here’s Noah Garfinkel and I appearing on the internet-tastic Urlesque.com podcast, The Urly Show, discussing everything from Cee-Lo’s “F*ck You” music video to Cee-Lo’s censored “F*ck You” radio edit, as well as a couple wasted minutes on non Cee-Lo topics, alongside Urlesquers Kelly Reeves, Eliot Glazer, and Cole Stryker.

It’s like reading our dumb blog posts, but with human faces attached to it so you can no longer convince yourself “no actual human just made that joke!” It also contains NSFW language, thanks mostly to Cee-Lo, and partially to the venomous tongue of Mr. Garfinkel.

You’re not doing any work for the next half hour, right? Click away:

Red Hair Day Crowd Learned Nothing From MIA’s Born Free Video

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 05:42 AM PDT

Metro UK reports that over the weekend, Breda, a city in the Netherlands, celebrated its 5th annual Red Hair Day. This means that a lot of people with red hair got together and did red hair stuff. You know, talked about red things like tomatoes, Conan, that play Red. I wonder if in the midst of this redvelry anyone had this conversation:

Ginger #1: So what music are you listening to?

Ginger #2: Oh, you know…La Roux, Blonde Redhead, Florence and the Machine, Jenny Lewis, Simply Red.

Ginger #1: Cool. Have you seen that new MIA video for that song Born Free?

Ginger #2: No, why?

Ginger #1: It’s about these armed dudes rounding up a bunch of red heads and then making them run for their lives in a field and then executing all of them.

Ginger #2: Huh.

Ginger #1: Yeah.

Ginger #2: Well that’s just a video.

Ginger #1: Totally. It’s more an allegory for-do you see that armed van?

Ginger #2: Oh crap.

Ginger #1: Run!!

(BLOOD BATH)

At least the blood bath would be red.

Sorry for being so morbid so early on a Tuesday after a holiday weekend. What’s wrong with me? I just wanted to deliver red head news and look where we are. Geez. And let me just say, I love a red head. This post in no way indicates a red head prejudice. A hot red head? Please. Unstoppable. Hey, isn’t cool that it’s already Tuesday? Mondays are the WORST, am I right????
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