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- Hot Guy Friday: Try dipping them in butter
- Star: Alex Skarsgard realizes that Kate Bosworth was just using him for fame
- LeAnn Rimes whines, threatens after Wendy Williams calls her “sloppy”
- Enquirer: Jennifer Aniston is jealous of Sandra Bullock’s career
- Julia Roberts dumps the muumuu & goes for a fabulous black gown
- Are Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green already in marriage counseling?
- Antoine Dodson, the “Bed Intruder” guy, buys his family a house
- Katie Holmes’ look: tweaked, drugged or channeling Jackie Kennedy?
- Sextuplet parent reality stars claim they weren’t trying to get pregnant, ‘God sent them’
- ‘Bridalplasty’ reality show combines plastic surgery with dream wedding competition
| Hot Guy Friday: Try dipping them in butter Posted: 17 Sep 2010 09:02 AM PDT Next week I'll get back to putting more current hotties as our headlining Hot Guy, but since you bitches have been begging for Steve McQueen, here you go. Personally, I find McQueen to be hot in a very butch, tough-guy kind of way, but I've never been the biggest fan of his films. He's like Marilyn Monroe, I guess. More pop icon than iconic actor - but that's just my opinion. I will give him credit for being an extremely physical actor, and you can tell that he always was a man comfortable in his own skin - which is one the sexiest qualities a dude can have. Also: I will As I was looking through some of McQueen's vintage photos, I found a couple where he had darker hair and some scruffy beard, and I swear, he looked like Hugh Laurie. So now I kind of like him more! Check out his tan lines in this one… good Lord. Now, I know a lot of you are going to fight me on this one, but I'm doing Brad Pitt right after McQueen, for good reason. In my opinion, Brad is McQueen's heir. I'm not saying Brad is as cool or as iconic as McQueen. I'm only saying that while Brad may resemble a young Robert Redford (on a good day - for Brad), Brad is really the best stylish, motorcycle-driving cool cat heir to the McQueen throne. John Lennon: Forever Hottie. Hot because he was brilliant. Hot because he was a feminist. Hot because he was an unapologetic idealist. Hot because of that voice. Hot because he actually was so, so cute. F-ck me, all of The Beatles were adorable. Save Ringo for my mom, y'all. I'll take George. Whoever requested Daniel Henney (he was in that tv show Three Rivers, and Wolverine), God bless you. This boy is fine is hell. Mama like. Juanes, by request. His eyes are gorgeous. That tat is fug, though. Boris Kodjoe, by request. Did I mention that I recently saw Hot Tub Time Machine. Not the best movie, by any stretch of the imagination. But John Cusack wears a suit like butter. Jesus, this man still gives me Lloyd Dobler Fever. You have to love Simon Baker. I've only watched a few episodes of The Mentalist, but I've been a fan of Baker's since his tiny role as the gay hustler in L.A. Confidential (go back and watch that - he is lovely). I love his crinkly eyes. So dreamy. I was all prepared to hate on all of you bitches who were like "Mads Mikkelsen is the sex, and you're a loser, and your mother too." (FYI: That's not the best way to get your man on HGF.) Anyway, I was prepared make fun of Mads. And then I looked up some photos of him from actual photo shoots and… okay. I see it. He's sexy/creepy. He looks like a biter. He also looks like a stabber, so ladies, let's keep it in check, shall we? But we can enjoy his pretty pictures. I know Cole Hauser because he was in Good Will Hunting. Some people have tried to front like he’s the next big thing, but he isn’t. Too bad, because he is rather hot. *fans self* Rupert Friend is still dating Keira Knightley, I believe. And some may say he’s the budget version of Orly Bloom. You know who says that? Orly-loonies. Because Rupert is turning out some solid performances, while Orly… well, I won’t rub it in. Personally, he’s not my taste, even though pasty, skinny Brits are usually my bread and butter. Let’s throw the Orly-loonies a bone, shall we? Alessandro Nivolo, by request. He’s a great character actor, and he’s played a lot of shady men, but he’s happily married to Emily Mortimer, and he seems like a sweetheart in real life. Fabio Cannavaro, by request. Meh. Christoph Waltz seems like a very, very sweet man in real life. Too bad he brought one of the meanest, most well-drawn villains to life in Inglourious Basterds. When I look at photos of him, he reminds me of the friend of a relative who awkwardly asks you out and then you get him home and he’s surprisingly good in bed. Am I alone, ladies?
A little Blair Underwood, to keep the party going. I choose not to remember that Rick Yune took part in those stupid racing movies. I choose to remember only his truly awesome performance in Snow Falling on Cedars. Why didn’t that film do better? Because it’s really, really good. I even love Ethan Hawke in that movie. Oh, and he was a pretty good bad guy in that Bond movie too. Ioan Gruffudd is probably best known as “The Dude who was not Clive Owen in King Arthur”. No, he was also “The Dude who had to act against the brilliant Jessica Alba in The Fantastic Four.” Poor bastard. But he is cute! I love Courtney B. Vance, and now it looks like he’s joining the cast of The Closer. Hurray! Plus, his voice is killer. I’ve always found Tim Roth to be a sexy bastard. He just seems like… he doesn’t even give a crap. He’s cocky and interesting and he’s kind of badass. Love that he’s legit now on network television! You know who I’ve never given any HGF love to? Raoul Bova. He’s Italian. And Jesus Christ. I mean… I think I just had an orgasm. David Gandy is basically my husband at this point. I’ve spent the last two weeks obsessing over him. I am LeAnn Rimes to his Twitter. And in a first for HGF, a video! It’s NSFW-ish. Jason Isaacs, by request. I do find him hot, though. But only when he’s using his real accent. I really don’t care for Aaron Eckhart when he has short hair. He should always keep it a bit longer and shaggy. James Spader, by request… although I have to admit, I totally found him sexy when he was younger too. I think it’s because there are all of those stories about him being a total freak. You know he would blow your mind (amongst other things). And I’m going to end it with Gerard Butler. Because I feel like I’ve been cheating on him with my lover David Gandy. Do you still love me, Gerard? I know he does. We were meant for each other. Me and Gerry and his moobs dipped in butter. Sigh… Photos courtesy of WENN, Clive Owen’s fansite, Vanity Fair, GQ, Details, Esquire, Entertainment Weekly, Simon Baker’s fansite, Google Images.      |
| Star: Alex Skarsgard realizes that Kate Bosworth was just using him for fame Posted: 17 Sep 2010 07:51 AM PDT The rumors about a split between Alexander Skarsgard and Kate Bosworth grow stronger by the day. Initially, reports out of Sweden seemed to indicate that Kate had done the dumping, and that it was because she felt that Alex wasn't a good enough boyfriend because he wouldn't marry her or something. Then, Us Weekly reported that Kate and Alex were still together, but that she was cheating on him. And now Star is saying that the whole thing is finally over, and that Alex is totally bitter about it. Apparently, Alex now thinks Kate is just a dumb, cheating famewhore and he never wants to speak to her again. Oh, Alex. I love you!
[From Star Magazine, print edition] I cosign this portrait of Kate - this is how I've always seen her. Need I remind you of these photos of Kate and Alex just weeks into their relationship? Yes, she's a famewhore, and she was just dating you for attention. Now you can move on, Alex, without bitterness, to someone more worthy. Someone who will be with you for your body.    |
| LeAnn Rimes whines, threatens after Wendy Williams calls her “sloppy” Posted: 17 Sep 2010 07:12 AM PDT America's Delusional Sweetheart is back! Yesterday, Wendy Williams took LeAnn Rimes to task for her (Wendy's words) "sloppy" affair with Eddie Cibrian. Wendy was referring not only to LeAnn's recent "ME ME ME, It's all about ME!" interview in Shape, and also on the heels of LeAnn's delusional tweet-fest regarding the emergency room incident - in which she did not alert Brandi Glanville that one of the Brandi's children was in the ER, yet LeAnn alerted her Twitter followers. Anyway, LeAnn then responded to Wendy on Twitter, although I've given up trying to find the exact tweet. Usually I can glance through LeAnn's Twitter feed and find the delusional gem I'm looking for quickly, but I swear to God, she has more than 100 tweets in the last 24 hours. LeAnn cannot scratch her ass without tweeting about it. So here's the story from Us Weekly:
[From Us Weekly] LeAnn: "…about a situation they know nothing about…" Us: We know what happened because you keep talking about your f-cking struggles and how much you have to learn as a goddamn homewrecker, bitch. Also: I get the feeling that if we really found out what happened with LeAnn stalking Eddie for months before his marriage ended, it would be A LOT worse for LeAnn, so she should just shut her mouth about “You don’t know what really happened!” And this is "out of control" because YOU are out of control, you delusional cow. Here are some gems from LeAnn's Twitter: On Brandi knowing her son was in the ER: "She knew EVERYTHING! We have never kept her out of knowing anything about her boys. She won’t let you believe that though. Please stop believing the lies you read. She knew… She WAS told. Drama is unavoidable." On the kids, but it's still about LEANN: "on our end, the kids never ever hear negativity about anyone and never see or read anything that’s said in the press in our home… When it prompts people to question @eddiecibrian and my ability to take care of his children I’m not rehashing anything. It’s a huge part of my life, my story and my healing process. I'm very sad that once again someone talks out of turn about something they are basing off of lies." Inspirational quote from Zac Efron: “I don’t understand how some people would want fame so bad that they’d go out and get negative attention to earn it.”- Zac Efron More LeAnn whining: "I don’t like how it happened either, said it a million times, but this is out of control." LeAnn, for the love of God, shut up. header: LeAnn on Sept. 4, 2010. Credit: WENN.    |
| Enquirer: Jennifer Aniston is jealous of Sandra Bullock’s career Posted: 17 Sep 2010 06:50 AM PDT
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, September 27, 2010] This could be creative fiction from The Enquirer like the In Touch story from a few weeks ago. Maybe it’s true though and Aniston is jealous of Bullock. Which actress wouldn’t be? I’m not buying the Enquirer’s claim that “Jen hates that her personal life, especially her divorce from Brad Pitt, overshadows her film and TV career.” She capitalizes on it every chance she gets so she can’t have it both ways. You know why Sandra “emerged stronger and more popular than ever after her marriage imploded“? She didn’t talk about the infidelity or her ex other than in general positive terms and she specifically said she didn’t want people to feel sorry for her. Do I need to point out all the times that Aniston went about it the completely wrong way? Plus Sandra is just a more sophisticated person than Jen is. She has varied interests, she’s capable of speaking at length about them, and she’s a fine actress. I didn’t see much from Jen this past promotional tour other than what we’ve seen from her for the past ten years. Sandra is witty, warm and involved in charity. She’ll get more films because we like her and we’ll fill the seats to see her. It’s simple. Oh - and as I was looking for photos I found these new pictures of Sandra outside a gay bar in LA last night! She looks tipsy and I love it.    |
| Julia Roberts dumps the muumuu & goes for a fabulous black gown Posted: 17 Sep 2010 06:28 AM PDT Fortunately, on yesterday's WTF-is-Julia-Roberts-wearing post, very few of you yelled at me. Thank you. It was a terrible outfit, and Julia should have rethought the whole thing. But now that I'm taking that outfit with the whole scope of her promotional duties in Rome, I'm thinking that Julia wanted the one-two punch of wearing something so hideous that when she wore this fabulous dress, we would all be paying attention. Because I kind of love this black gown that Julia wore to the Eat, Pray, Love Rome premiere last night. Is it matronly? Sure, a little bit. But it makes her look like a movie star, and it compliments her tall figure so well. Also: she doesn't look pregnant anymore. I told you, she's not pregnant, she just has horrible style and an unwillingness to dress for her body type - most of the time. Of course, she is kind of hiding her belly in most of these shots. Do I have to rethink my "that's not a baby bump, y'all" stance? I tried to throw in some shots where she's kind of in profile to see if she has a bump… it could be. Or it could be a pasta belly. Or it could be a "I've had three kids and I hate Spanx, bitches" belly. It could also just be the way she carries herself - like a truck driver. Shoulders back, people. Also note this - no major media outlet is doing any kind of Bump Watch with Julia - I really don't think she's knocked up. I think it's pasta and the truck driver stance. Also: her hair still sucks. Julia in Rome on Sept. 16, 2010. Credit: WENN.    |
| Are Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green already in marriage counseling? Posted: 17 Sep 2010 06:02 AM PDT This report is likely totally bullsh-t, but I find it interesting. According to In Touch Weekly, Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are already in marriage counseling. While you could say, "Damn, that was fast, they're still newlyweds" the truth is that Megan and BAG have been together for something like seven years, and both of them are pretty honest that their relationship takes work - BAG even talked about their relationship struggles in his recent Details profile (in which I kind of fell for him, much to my dismay).
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] So… it wouldn't really shock me to learn they get outside help. What would shock me, however, is the idea that Megan is anywhere close to "getting" anything the shrink says. Can you imagine? Megan casually talking about how she's "schizophrenic" as she does her porn star kissy-face and squeezes her boobs? That shrink is going to be like, "I think we need one-on-one sessions, four times a week." Megan & BAG on Sept. 10, 2010, credit: WENN.    |
| Antoine Dodson, the “Bed Intruder” guy, buys his family a house Posted: 17 Sep 2010 05:49 AM PDT
[From US Magazine] In an interview with NPR Antoine called his success “amazing” and said that he gets emotional when he thinks about what a whirlwind it’s been. “Everytime I get a chance with my sister we cry about it… two and a half weeks ago nobody cared. Now in the present day the whole world cares… it’s beautiful.” Antoine was recently in NY, he recorded a video leaving from his house in Alabama and then headed to fashion week where he met celebrities and did appearances. He wrote on Facebook that he “Met so many interesting celebrities that I could’nt believe new me. How kool rite. Luv ya Max Tucci Omarion Katie Couric Mary J Knicks team and evryone I have met and show’d me love. Never will i 4get these moments.” He also met up with The Gregory Brothers of Auto-tune the News who helped make him famous. Antoine blogs that they talked over dinner about possibly making another single together. Header image via Huntsville Times    |
| Katie Holmes’ look: tweaked, drugged or channeling Jackie Kennedy? Posted: 17 Sep 2010 05:45 AM PDT Or weight loss? Or Xenu? Or her spirit is broken? All of the above? Could be. But she does look different, doesn't she? I could swear her face is different, and it's not just a weight loss thing. I can't put my finger on it. Anyway, this is Katie Holmes in NYC yesterday, on her way to the Calvin Klein show, where she will no doubt pick up the entire collection, then tweak it slightly with some budget lace and bad stitching and use it for her own collection, Holmes and Yang. It's called "The Victoria Beckham Method". And it seems like the House of Calvin Klein is fine with that.
[From Contact Music] Why are all of these fashion professionals always going on and on about Katie's style? She generally looks like ten kinds of hell, although I will give her credit for starting a few trends, mostly involving pants (whatever). Also, Fame Pictures calls her a "fashion icon." I would bash them for that, but they are not the first to refer to Katie as some kind of style icon. I think those people are smoking crack. Katie in NYC on Sept. 16, 2010. Credit: Fame.    |
| Sextuplet parent reality stars claim they weren’t trying to get pregnant, ‘God sent them’ Posted: 17 Sep 2010 05:32 AM PDT
In our first story on the Carpios, we mentioned that the father, who works in maintenance for the city Parks Department, makes just $1800 a month. They can barely make ends meet yet somehow they presumably found the money to afford fertility treatments resulting in six babies. Only the Carpios sort-of deny seeking fertility treatments and simply say they weren’t trying to get pregnant and were surprised when it happened. How did they end up with six babies at once then? Aren’t the odds of that happening without medical intervention or fertility drugs almost nil? Here’s their story, as told to In Touch, and the details sound very sketchy to me:
[From In Touch, print edition, September 27, 2010] Doesn’t it seem suspicious to you that they used to watch John & Kate and now they have sextuplets but claim to not have even been trying to get pregnant? It’s a ridiculous story, that she felt sick at the gym and just happened to be pregnant with sextuplets. At the very least she was taking Clomid or getting fertility injections. This couple seems very nice, and from what I’ve seen of their show they truly love their children and are working so hard to be there for them. They could at least be honest about how they had sextuplets now that they’re in the public eye. Maybe they’re worried that people will criticize them for using fertility treatments that they couldn’t afford to have more children that they couldn’t afford. They can afford them now that they’re appearing on TLC along with the show they coincidentally used to watch before magically getting pregnant with six babies at once. Photos courtesy TLC    |
| ‘Bridalplasty’ reality show combines plastic surgery with dream wedding competition Posted: 17 Sep 2010 05:26 AM PDT
Now comes news of a show that takes the best in dream wedding competitions and combines it with plastic surgery. E! is developing a show called Bridalplasty in which brides-to-be compete to earn a plastic surgery procedure each week and ultimately a dream wedding. At least they don’t give competitors total body surgery all at once, but it still sounds terrible. Shanna Moakler, who claimed in her resignation statement from the Miss California pageant that she wanted “to be a role model for young women with high hopes of pageantry” will host the show. The big climax will focus on the groom’s shocked reaction as he sees his would-be bride with chipmunk cheeks and fish lips right before he pledges to spend the rest of his life with her.
[From The Hollywood Reporter via Popeater] Extreme Makeover wasn’t a competition like The Swan was, and that’s probably why is lasted for five years instead of just one. It was still unsettling to see all these superficial changes made to one person who usually had much deeper problems that were barely even mentioned. Now we’ll see Bridezillas fighting for plastic surgery and a dream wedding on E!, the channel that cursed us with the Kardashians. I hope that people are over these type of shows. You can’t combine that many lowbrow reality show concepts in one and expect it to fly. This is like the television equivalent of chicken fried bacon.    |
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