Tuesday, September 7, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


Reading is Fundamental

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 08:55 PM PDT

 
WHEN Bilbo Baggins isn’t battling Smaug on his quest to the Lonely Mountain, he enjoys a good read atop the many ponies afford by the Shire. You, too, can pick up a book and go wherever your imagination takes you! — Or smell like someone dropped a jar of Vlasics in a condom factory. Seriously, Read More ...

I Think Rihanna Likes Tattoos and Other News

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 04:40 PM PDT

   
UPDATE: Apparently Rihanna’s tattoos are fake props for her starring role in Battleship – the movie based on the game about putting pegs in little plastic ships. Now, whether that’s more or less messed up than having a real tattoo of a gun on her thigh isn’t for me to judge. (It is.) - Mike Tyson Read More ...

Kanye West on Kanye West

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 12:20 PM PDT

 
If you’re like me, you spent most of the weekend in a hazy fog punctuated by the occasional hamburger, so you probably missed Kanye West going on a two-hour Tweeting session Sunday morning where he finally opened up about interrupting Taylor Swift’s speech at the VMAs. Gizmodo took the time to edit the entire rant Read More ...

Heidi Montag is a Doctor

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 11:10 AM PDT

   
“Giving my self a soft tissue breast massage. Ladies we have to keep those implants soft.” - Heidi Montag via Twitter. Photos: Pacific Coast News Read More ...

Wyclef Jean: ‘Sean Penn’s a Stupid Cokehead.’

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 10:22 AM PDT

 
After being disqualified from participating in the Haitian presidential election, Wyclef Jean has decided decorum is for chumps and started firing back at his critics while performing for Hot 97’s Reggae Trip. Most notably Sean Penn (above), who he accuses of being a cokehead because apparently “You’re not the boss of me” would’ve been too Read More ...

Paris Hilton Received Special Treatment at Vegas Jail. Stop the Press!

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 08:53 AM PDT

   
Seen here in Hawaii yesterday without a care in the world, Paris Hilton was apparently released on her own recognizance in less than three hours from the Clark County Detention Center following her arrest for cocaine possession last week. Turns out this is barely a fraction of the time served by normal inmates who didn’t Read More ...

Miley Cyrus is Wasted

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 07:05 AM PDT

   
Here’s Miley Cyrus partying with the back of Ashley Greene’s head Sunday night while the two are in Paris filming LOL because we’re apparently mining Internet lingo for movies now. Of course. Anyway, based on Miley’s religious upbringing and fanbase I can’t even imagine the uproar over these photos: Drinking ? Dancing? The Read More ...

John Travolta is Tired of Testifying in The Bahamas

Posted: 07 Sep 2010 05:00 AM PDT

 
Which has nothing do with this Australian men’s soccer team he just made friends with. Purely coincidental. With the first case ending in a mistrial, John Travolta has decided to drop extortion charges against the paramedic who demanded $25 million from the actor in exchange for not releasing a “Refuse to Transport” document when his 16-year-old Read More ...

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