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- Megan Fox Is Still in Movies? And Other News
- Kate Gosselin’s Bodyguard Isn’t Wearing His Wedding Ring
- The New York Jets Sexually Harassed This
- See? Nobody’s Dead
- Owen Wilson is a Great Golf Buddy
- Montana Fishburne Checked Into a Mental Institution
- I’ll See You Katy Perry’s Breast, and Raise You Lady GaGa Slathered in Meat Again
- Ha! They Think They’re People
| Megan Fox Is Still in Movies? And Other News Posted: 13 Sep 2010 05:42 PM PDT    - Sofia Vergara loves her breasts. What a strange coincidence… - Christina Aguilera is curvy. - Teri Hatcher in a wet suit. - Keanu Reeves made a friend. - Marion Cottilard is win. - Hayden Panettiere rooting for her giant. - Lady GaGa finally gets a decent reaction from PETA. Read More ... |
| Kate Gosselin’s Bodyguard Isn’t Wearing His Wedding Ring Posted: 13 Sep 2010 03:51 PM PDT   So he really has been banging her this whole time. — Neat? What you’re looking at is Kate Gosselin and her bodyguard/perpetually rumored lover Steve Neild vacationing in Cabo today where apparently children and wedding bands are optional. (So basically Heaven.) Somehow this is going to end with her birthing another litter of Asian kids, isn’t Read More ... |
| The New York Jets Sexually Harassed This Posted: 13 Sep 2010 02:39 PM PDT    The New York Jets, including head coach Rex Ryan, are reportedly under investigation for unsportsman like conduct after Mexican reporter Ines Sainz (above) was subjected to suggestive comments including “hoots” and “hollers” in the team’s locker room Sunday, according to the New York Post: Red-faced team execs said in a statement, “The New York Jets Read More ... |
| Posted: 13 Sep 2010 01:43 PM PDT    In an effort to minimize damage from a lawsuit accusing her of beating her sons with a belt then feeding them food they’re allergic to on purpose, Britney Spears was paraded in front of the paparazzi once again except this time looking like a clean, loving mother who doesn’t confuse her children for McNuggets. She Read More ... |
| Owen Wilson is a Great Golf Buddy Posted: 13 Sep 2010 12:09 PM PDT  Here’s Owen Wilson openly taking a leak on a golf course in Hawaii because rich people can do whatever the hell they want. Seriously, we think we know what it’s like to be rich, but this is just tip of the yellow iceberg. He probably zipped up then used a monster truck to drive the Read More ... |
| Montana Fishburne Checked Into a Mental Institution Posted: 13 Sep 2010 11:24 AM PDT  The Montana Fishburne story just took a shocking until you think about it for a minute turn. TMZ reports she’s checked herself into an inpatient facility for anger issues and mental illness. When reached for comment, Laurence Fishburne got really fat for the Matrix sequels: We’re told the facility is in Southern California and Montana Read More ... |
| I’ll See You Katy Perry’s Breast, and Raise You Lady GaGa Slathered in Meat Again Posted: 13 Sep 2010 10:44 AM PDT    Since I honestly can’t stomach wasting another post on the 2010 VMAs, I sandwiched Lady GaGa and Katy Perry together because I’m an artist. Think of Katy Perry as the white bread, and Lady GaGa’s the raw porterhouse with lipstick kiss nipples. — Wow, I really didn’t set out to make this post erotic, yet Read More ... |
| Posted: 13 Sep 2010 10:12 AM PDT    Because MTV is the devil’s vagina, the cast of Jersey Shore was of course invited to the VMAs, and I’m going to be frank here: These kids are not the apocalypse. I thought they were. I wrote several posts proclaiming they were, but I realized the other day they’re not. That shit belongs to Teen Read More ... |
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