The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- Apologies & Awesome
- Snooki Is Frickin’ Intelligent, You Guys
- The ‘Coco Edition’ Cadillac and Other News
- Heidi & Spencer Scammed a Charity
- Lindsay Lohan: Dressed to Pee
- Reggie Bush Forfeits Heisman Trophy
| Posted: 15 Sep 2010 04:00 PM PDT  Wait. No more depression = no more hilarious Internet meme. I WON’T ALLOW IT! Greetings from 30,000 Feet, Just wanted to drop a quick note apologizing for the less than stellar writing the past few days while I’ve been in LA. Nothing drives me apeshit more than not being able to give 100% to the posts, but Read More ... |
| Snooki Is Frickin’ Intelligent, You Guys Posted: 15 Sep 2010 02:41 PM PDT    Snooki and the cast of Jersey Shore stopped by Ellen yesterday where they proceeded to claim America has no idea what they’re truly like on the inside and that they’re “unfairly judged” just because they get shit-faced and bang people on TV for money. Via Us Magazine: “I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get Read More ... |
| The ‘Coco Edition’ Cadillac and Other News Posted: 15 Sep 2010 01:31 PM PDT    - Michelle Bombshell is somehow still being listened to. - Geri Halliwell’s cleavage is indeed old and awesome. - Katy Perry goes back to high school. - Josh Brolin banged Megan Fox. That’s how I read this. - Jessica Simpson is getting dumped by gay dudes now. - Blake Lively Read More ... |
| Heidi & Spencer Scammed a Charity Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:45 AM PDT  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are being accused of showing up to the Avon Walk for Breast Cancer on Sunday only to pose for pictures and bounce without even doing the walk or donating money. Cue Spencer feigning shock that someone might actually think The Posing Penises (Official stage name.) were only in it for Read More ... |
| Posted: 15 Sep 2010 09:01 AM PDT    Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving the Santa Monica courthouse yesterday afternoon where she more than likely turned in a cup of cat urine then laughed at her own cleverness. “What’s DNA? Is that like a club?” On a more public awareness note, she’s apparently driving a white Porsche now, so everyone burn this image into your Read More ... |
| Reggie Bush Forfeits Heisman Trophy Posted: 15 Sep 2010 08:10 AM PDT  Knowing he was about to lose it anyway in light of the USC investigation, Reggie Bush preemptively forfeited his Heisman Trophy yesterday and released the following statement through the New Orleans Saints. Via TMZ: “Each individual carries the legacy of the award and each one is entrusted with its good name … It is for these Read More ... |
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