Thursday, September 9, 2010

What Would Tyler Durden Do

What Would Tyler Durden Do


Paris Hilton hid cocaine in her vagina

Posted: 08 Sep 2010 04:33 PM PDT

Paris Hilton used to hide cocaine in her vagina to sneak it past airport police when traveling, according to a new book. And also, just, according to common sense. It just seems like something she would do. The book was written by former ‘Girls Gone Wild’ cameraman Ryan Simkin, and he [...]

Snooki is officially annoying

Posted: 08 Sep 2010 02:41 PM PDT

Snooki had her day in court today, following her arrest on July 30th in Seaside Heights for public intoxication and disorderly conduct, and even though she was given a sizable fine and two days of community service, the real loser was Lindsay Lohan. Because the judge in Snookis case officially recognized Lindsay as [...]

Heidi Montag is in a bikini

Posted: 08 Sep 2010 01:44 PM PDT

Heidi Montag has been in Costa Rica for a few weeks now, but she keeps busy by pretending to sell a sex tape and pretending to divorce her husband and pretending get her implants taken out. At least she better not get her implants taken out. Huge tits are the only good [...]

Jessica Simpson simply refuses to stop eating

Posted: 08 Sep 2010 12:28 PM PDT

Jessica Simpson is in New York today, and a few hours ago she left the Ritz-Carlton to get some food for her stomachs, and then it was off to a business meeting in the Fashion District. Which is probably why she was dressed like an eclipse so stylish. Though to be honest, [...]

Britney Spears is being accused of child abuse

Posted: 08 Sep 2010 10:56 AM PDT

A former bodyguard for Britney Spears named Fernando Flores will file a lawsuit today accusing her of sexually harassed him, hitting her kids, having sex in front of her kids, and even forcing them to eat until they vomited. If this sounds familiar, it should, because he first made all these charges back [...]

Nic Cages pyramid tomb looks brand new

Posted: 08 Sep 2010 08:41 AM PDT

Nicolas Cage still owes almost 14 million dollars in back taxes, and he lost several houses to foreclosure, including a mansion in Bel Air that he owed over 17 million on, but that’s because he used to constantly throw money away on stupid shit. In unrelated news, his pyramid tomb in New Orleans [...]

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