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- Julia Roberts is trying to bring back the shorts-and-blazer combo
- Why is Rosetta Getty so smug about Balthazar coming home?
- Will Colin Firth win the Oscar this year for ‘The King’s Speech’?
- George Clooney & Eli’s Sardinia trip turns into a happy photo op
- Kate Walsh wears a sushi dress after getting bashed by Lady Gaga fans on Twitter
- Radar: “Lindsay Lohan is in serious trouble financially”
- Sextuplets reality show dad arrested for domestic incident
- Randy Quaid and wife Evi arrested for burglary
- Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin officially split (but it really happened a month ago)
- Joe Giudice, Teresa’s husband on RHONJ, sentenced to 10 days in jail
Julia Roberts is trying to bring back the shorts-and-blazer combo Posted: 20 Sep 2010 08:55 AM PDT You know what I'm talking about - that scene near the end of Pretty Woman when Julia Roberts was wearing salmon-colored culottes and a blazer and she goes to meet Kit in the lobby and they go out by the pool and Kit is all "Cinderf-ckinrella". And a fashion moment was born. I remember when the shorts-blazer combo was big, and Julia (or Pretty Woman's costumer) was responsible for it. Anyway, these are photos of Julia in Spain today, promoting Eat, Pray, Love at the San Sebastian Film Festival. Instead of culottes, Julia is rocking a mini-skort. Her ass is very close to falling out of it too, but her legs are still in pretty good shape, right? Anyway, this is the most slender Julia has looked for the entire European tour. She either just gains weight in her mid-section, or she's pregnant. I don't know why she keeps drawing attention to her waist, either. This outfit doesn't have some hideous belt (thankfully), but Julia is still pulling at her blazer and trying to get the eye to go down. She's either pregnant, or self-conscious about the weight she's put on. As for the actual outfit… well, I hope this doesn't start something. This is actually the second shorts-blazer combo Julia has worn during promotion - she also wore a similar combo to the New York premiere. While Julia looks nice in what seems like a very cheap blazer & skort (albeit dated), she needs to try something else. I didn't hate the dress she wore in Paris, maybe something more along those lines. Also: Julia needs to stop clinging to Javi. Every f-cking protional stop, she's been on him like white on rice. Stop with the clinging, Julia. You're in your 40s, you've been doing this for three decades, if you can't do a photo op without acting like a little girl who needs to be protected, you should just stop. Julia and Co. in San Sebastian, Spain on Sept. 20, 2010. Credit: WENN. |
Why is Rosetta Getty so smug about Balthazar coming home? Posted: 20 Sep 2010 08:19 AM PDT Page Six released some meager excerpts from Balthazar and Rosetta Getty's Harper's Bazaar profile early this morning, and now Bazaar sent us the complete piece, with the above photo. Balthy looks… Jesus. It all seems so weak and staged and dumb. I don't know why Rosetta is bothering me so much - she just seems so cocky, like she won some big prize by letting her husband come back after he spent more than a year publicly f-cking Sienna Miller. The full interview is here, and here are the highlights:
[From Harper's Bazaar] Rosetta… what are you doing? God knows what sort of international STDs Balthy brought home, and now the whole world knows… what? That you think it's fine to allow your husband to f-ck another woman - very publicly, mind you - for more than a year? Granted, we don't know how Rosetta made Balthy "pay" and we only get to see this very staged and ridiculous photo shoot and interview. Maybe it's not all roses, and maybe she's not really that f-cking smug. Perhaps part of Balthy's apology to her was this sh-t-eating interview. But now I'm mad at both of them! I know that's wrong - after all, Rosetta is probably just thinking about her family, and she and Balthy really do seem pretty strong in this interview. But it also seems like Balthy now knows what he can get away with and how far he can go and his wife will still take him back. And judging from the photo shoot, it also seems like Rosetta's main concern is that they now look like this big happy family. Am I wrong for thinking that Rosetta is partially aiming these photos at Sienna, like "Look at this, whore, you didn't break us up"? Meanwhile, Sienna completely forgot she ever f-cked Balthy. She's all "who?" Photos courtesy of Bazaar. |
Will Colin Firth win the Oscar this year for ‘The King’s Speech’? Posted: 20 Sep 2010 07:39 AM PDT The Toronto Film Festival is over (boo!) and a surprising winner dominated all of the buzz: a little British film called The King's Speech, starring Colin Firth as King George VI, and Helena Bonham-Carter as Queen Elizabeth (the Queen Mum), and Geoffrey Rush as King George's speech therapist. The film is all about the war years, after King Edward/The Duke of Windsor's abdication, when King George reigned the Empire during World War II, and was beloved by his people. King George had a noticeable stutter, and he, like Churchill and FDR, felt the need to buck up his people with radio addresses during the war, especially during the bombing of Britain. So… the film is about that. The King trying to learn how to give a speech, trying to keep the British people's hopes alive, and how much he struggled during the war years. Anyway, The King's Speech won the "fan favorite" award at TIFF, and Colin Firth is now being discussed as a major Oscar contender. Could this be the year where a suave, dapper, lovely, talented Englishman takes home Best Actor? God, wouldn't that be lovely?
[From Huffington Post] Yes, I could see Rush getting nominated, because he's like the Aussie Meryl Streep - Rush gets nominated just for breathing at this point. Not to diminish his talent, which is considerable, and I do love him. It would also be nice to Helena get nominated - if it happens, it would only be her second nomination (she got her first for Wings of the Dove). But my guess is that producers will probably throw big money at an Oscar campaign for Colin - he's the kind of actor where you could easily say "It's his turn to win." He's turned in solid to wonderful performances for two decades, he has no drama in his personal life, he's happily married and loves his family, and plus, the Academy loves rewarding actors who play kings and queens and political leaders. Colin seems like he's acting his ass off in The King's Speech too - I imagine it would be hard to act out a stutter without it seeming like you're making fun of the condition. Colin does it brilliantly: Header: Colin at TIFF on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: WENN. PR image courtesy of promotional site. |
George Clooney & Eli’s Sardinia trip turns into a happy photo op Posted: 20 Sep 2010 07:04 AM PDT Yesterday, I put up People Magazine's story about George Clooney going to Sardinia to visit Elisabetta Canalis' parents. Some of you took issue with my designation of her "cokewhore" status, and for that, I apologize. I mean, if the shoe fits, etc, but CB wants me to stop calling Eli that until we have confirmation both of her hooker status, and of her years of cocaine use, something more than Eli's former hooker friends calling her a cokehead prostitute/escort to rich men, I guess. Anyway, we have some of the photos of Clooney and Eli out and about in Sardinia. Gee, I wonder how in the world the paparazzi knew to go to Sardinia? I wonder how they knew the exact location Clooney and Eli would be so that they could set up their cameras right in front of where they were walking? Maybe I'm bothered by how happy they look. Fame Pictures notes: "Clooney and Canalis were all smiles as they strolled hand in hand, and it appeared things were going very well as he met her family for the first time. The duo stayed in her family’s country home for the first few nights before sneaking off to the exclusive Hotel Villa Las Tronas for a romantic night." Damn…Eli either really has the goods on Clooney (my theory about him killing a hobo still stands), or they are really happy together. WHY? I just don't get it. What do they have to talk about? Or are they all coked up in these photos? I hate to admit it, but they just look happy and sober and like they're enjoying their time together. That Eli certainly is playing it well. Damn her. |
Kate Walsh wears a sushi dress after getting bashed by Lady Gaga fans on Twitter Posted: 20 Sep 2010 06:43 AM PDT
[From Popeater] You can watch the full interview on NBC.com and there’s a segment below, thanks to AOL’s popeater. Of course that old perv Leno made some dumb jokes about the sushi and said “this is the first time I thought I [would] really enjoy having some sushi.” Walsh got flirty and asked “you feel like going fishing?” “Yeah I don’t mind going fishing. Actually, I like deep sea fishing.” Walsh said that Amy Brenneman got her into tweeting, and that she resisted at first thinking “No, that might be the end of Western civilization.” She said she’s really into it now and enjoys interacting with her fans. “There’s no other way to kind of do that. [Talk to fans] I love my fans.” She seems nice enough and the sushi dress was kind of funny. It’s clear she doesn’t take herself seriously, and you have to admire that. She’s not above using the same tactics as Gaga to get some press, but at least she’ll tell you where she got her inspiration and not make up some muddled excuse. |
Radar: “Lindsay Lohan is in serious trouble financially” Posted: 20 Sep 2010 06:33 AM PDT You know how Lindsay Lohan spent her weekend coked out of her mind and partying with friends and getting all high and going to AA meetings? Well, there's another layer to the massive FAIL that is Blohan's life. According to Radar's sources, Lindsay is having major cash flow problems. Apparently, Mother Crackhead is worried about Lindsay's lawyer's bills, and how there probably won't be anything coming in for a while once Lindsay goes back to jail (likely) for violating the terms of her probation/parole. But the quotes from the unnamed sources are kind of funny - like "Everyone thinks the Lohan family is so well-off, but if they knew the truth, it would be shocking." Um… no, most people think Lindsay is massively in debt and blows through whatever cash she has by buying clothes (and being a cracked-out hoarder), or by buying drugs.
[From Radar] Is it sad? Or is it just more of the cracked-out same? Or both? Because none of this is shocking to me, personally. Lindsay has put herself in an odd cocoon of privilege, entitlement, crack drama, and little to no consequences. Not even jail and UCLA rehab has changed anything. And just my opinion: even more jail time and more rehab won't really change her either. My mom and I were talking about Lindsay, and my mom said very sadly, "It won't stop until she kills someone." It's true - and as much as people want to say, "Oh, Lindsay is going to OD" - I don't think that's going to happen. I think one of these days this entitled, cracked-out little bitch is really and truly going to run over someone, I really do. Header: Lindsay on Sept. 10, 2010. Credit: Fame. |
Sextuplets reality show dad arrested for domestic incident Posted: 20 Sep 2010 06:21 AM PDT
[From People.com] Radar online has more details about how the guy resisted arrest. It sounds like a verbal altercation and not a physical one. Still, that’s not healthy for anybody and it’s a good thing their kids weren’t there at the time. They’ll surely witness plenty of other fights, though. What kind of ass describes his marriage by saying “we don’t have any way out of this thing” and “we're going to be stuck with each other for the next 80 years“? I haven’t seen this full show, but I saw some preview clips on YouTube, below, and to put it bluntly - the dad does not strike me as straight. Of course it’s hard to tell, but watch the clips below and tell me if I’m wrong. He also seems very combative with his wife and acts sarcastic and nasty. At one point he says to her “it’s time to stop dorking around and put on your big girl panties and get serious.” It’s doubtful that any amount of counseling is going to change that guy. These are the people that are being rewarded with reality shows. All it takes is some IVF and an unnatural number of kids at once and you too can be a star. We.TV has clips of this show, but I couldn’t get them to run for me. Photos are of the sextuplets’ third birthday on 6/11/10. Credit: WENN.com |
Randy Quaid and wife Evi arrested for burglary Posted: 20 Sep 2010 05:56 AM PDT
[From TMZ] Are these two really this insane or are they gunning for some kind of reality show or movie deal? They don’t have anything else going on as it’s not like they’re getting acting work. Randy got banned for life from the stage actors’ union in 2008 for bad behavior during a play he was working on. Evi came to his aid at the time by assaulting an elderly receptionist and verbally abusing union members in an attempt to defend her husband. They seem well suited to each other in that they’re in it together. Neither of them is trying to talk the other one out of hairbrained schemes involving free vacations. They should aim a little lower next time and try to stowaway on a Princess Cruise. Official mugshots via Santa Barbara Police Department |
Kim Kardashian & Miles Austin officially split (but it really happened a month ago) Posted: 20 Sep 2010 05:56 AM PDT Back in August, I was pretty sure that Miles Austin and Kim Kardashian had split up. There were rumors of the split going around the tabloids in the first week of August, and I bought them. Although Miles was and is a cutie (great eyes!), I don't think Kim gave the relationship a chance, and I think she was just using Miles as a way to make Reggie Bush jealous, because she wasn't (and perhaps still isn't) over Reggie. Anyway, now Miles and Kim have officially split - it's in People Magazine and everything. It just reads like they probably split up a while ago, and Kim just remembered she never confirmed it.
[From People] Yeah… poor Miles. He seemed like a sweet guy, but Kim just wasn't that into him. If she had wanted it to work, she would have been trotting him out for photo ops and made sure that they walked a million red carpets, like she did with Reggie. Poor Kim… she's still not over Reggie at all, I think. |
Joe Giudice, Teresa’s husband on RHONJ, sentenced to 10 days in jail Posted: 20 Sep 2010 05:49 AM PDT
When Joe was arrested for DUI, he was even turned over to a nearby police department which had other warrants out for his arrest. Joe’s license was suspended for a year after that incident, but he still thought he could drive anyway (just like Paris Hilton) and now he’s been sentenced to ten days in jail. Can’t say I feel sorry for him.
[From Radar Online] Joe might not be the only one going to jail. Teresa and Joe have been accused of fraud for trying to hide over a quarter million in earnings when they filed for bankruptcy protection from creditors earlier this year. Teresa is said to be so afraid of prison that she wants to drop off the show to ensure she doesn’t incriminate herself. We’ve already heard that Teresa might be leaving due to feuds with producers and the fact that her nemesis sister-in-law might earn a spot next season. Somehow she’s scored two In Touch covers this month, though. Either In Touch is sadly desperate for an exclusive or Bravo is getting some paid promotion. Either way, this woman is earning a ton of publicity for her bad behavior and she’s owning up to none of it. Just like her husband. |
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