Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


I Am Now, Katy Perry. And Other News.

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 03:28 PM PDT

   
- Jerry Lewis is a national treasure. - Carmen Electra in her everyday clothes. Everyday clothes. - Jennifer Aniston is banging Lindsay Lohan’s sloppy seconds? - Jon Hamm might be “too” perfect. - Brittany Flickinger apparently remembers everything Paris taught her. - Kelly Brook needs to never stop promoting this Read More ...

Kate Gosselin Wants a Cop to Beat Her Kids. And Her Heart…

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 01:41 PM PDT

   
When her uterus isn’t directly causing crazed gunmen to hold the Discovery Channel building hostage, Kate Gosselin secretly pines for a strapping man in the law enforcement profession to rough her kids up before discharging his sidearm into her wanting perp. (Police erotica: Catch it!) Us Magazine reports: At an Emmys after-party in L.A. on Read More ...

Paris Hilton: Truth Knower

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 12:16 PM PDT

 
Paris Hilton wants everyone to know that she, and only she, truly knows what’s happening with her arrest for felony possession of cocaine, according to her Twitter: These rumors going around are so ridiculous, untrue and cruel. I’m not going to even pay attention to them, because I know the truth. And by rumors she must be Read More ...

Jerseylicious is Back!

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 12:00 PM PDT

 
Don’t Miss the Season Premiere of JERSEYLICIOUS Sunday, Sept. 5 8/7c on Style Network - ADVERTISEMENT - Read More ...

Skinny Kelly Osbourne Should Not Exist

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 11:06 AM PDT

   
You know how in sci-fi movies when science just goes ahead and does something simply because it can only to have it blow up in its face by causing a massive global catastrophe like Godzilla, or for the sake of argument, allowing women to vote? This is one of those times. Everybody get to the moon! Photos: Read More ...

Olivia Munn Has An Angry Vagina?

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 09:55 AM PDT

 
Is it because no one thinks she’s that hot anymore? Or is this more of a subtle critique on the unfair social stigma surrounding queefs? I’ve honestly never been any good at interpreting art. *looks at painting of dogs playing poker* WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL ME?! Full Size version here. Photo: Courtesy of GQ. Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Told to Stay Away from ‘Machete’ Premiere

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 09:24 AM PDT

   
Lindsay Lohan was released from rehab with plenty of time to attend the premiere of her latest movie Machete yet was noticeably absent on the red carpet. Turns out Robert Rodriguez didn’t want her there, according to Us Weekly: “He was frantically trying to track down her manager to make sure she didn't go,” says Read More ...

T.I. Busted for.. Sizzurp? Okay, Now We’re Just Making Words Up

Posted: 02 Sep 2010 07:55 AM PDT

 
Because Lindsay Lohan has taught the world that being on probation in LA means absolutely cockshit, T.I. and his new wife managed to get themselves busted last night after cops smelled marijuana wafting out of their car on Sunset Blvd. They both were slapped with felony drug possession with initial reports suggesting they were holding Read More ...

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