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Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie take the twins out to a puppet show on a barge
Brandi Glanville at a Vegas “single & fabulous” party: lovely or busted?
Linnocent might become the spokesperson for a cracked-out cheating site
Tina Fey gave birth to a second daughter, named her Penelope Athena
Sherri Shepherd & Joy Behar got married (not to each other)

Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie take the twins out to a puppet show on a barge

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 08:30 AM PDT

How cute are these photos? Yesterday, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took the Empress, Shiloh, and the twins to a puppet show in England. The show is called "the Puppet Theatre Barge" which takes place literally on a barge on the Thames. From the stuffed animals the kids are holding, my guess is that part of the puppet show involves dinosaurs, right?

Anyway, these are some of the first photos of Vivienne where I didn't feel like she was on a cusp of a major hissy. I've always said that about Viv - she just has one of those faces where she always looks like she's about to break out in an earth-shattering wail. But now she's a big girl, and her mom even let her walk on her own, and she looks happier - Brad is carrying Knox, who definitely seems like the more easy-going twin. I think Knox looks a hell of a lot like Brad, don't you? Although Knox's hair looks like it's got some ginger to it. I swear, Knox is going to end up looking like Michael Fassbender. And that's going to be awesome.

Thoughts on Vivienne's oufit? She seems to like more girlish ensembles - at her age, Shiloh was already dressing like a tomboy, so at least we're going to be spared tabloid covers about how Vivienne is 3-year-old lesbian, because she wears dockers and likes to play rough with her brothers. I like Viv's little Mary Janes! So cute.

The Empress! Such a face.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Brandi Glanville at a Vegas “single & fabulous” party: lovely or busted?

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 08:30 AM PDT

These new photos of Brandi Glanville are sure to make LeAnn Rimes have a little stroke. Brandi looks so skinny! What will ever become of LeAnn's special project, Operation: Thinner Than Brandi? The problem with Operation: Thinner Than Brandi is that Brandi has a model's figure and height - to me, her legs look too skinny, but I have to admit, everything looks proportional and pretty healthy. LeAnn and Brandi are probably equally skinny at this point, but Brandi just wears it better, because she has a lithe frame. You can tell that LeAnn is supposed to be 20 pounds heavier.

These photos of Brandi are from her weekend gig hosting the "Second Annual Single & Fabulous Party at Tao Beach at the Venetian." She wore a loose cover-up for the red carpet but she paraded around in a little white bikini for the event:

Brandi Glanville hosted the Second Annual Single & Fabulous Party at Tao Beach at the Venetian on Saturday with Hpnotiq Harmonie. Glanville, a new addition to the upcoming season of "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills," shared that she is dating "everyone and no one" and that having great girlfriends is the best way to get over a break up.

The mother of two and former model looked stunning in a white bikini as she and her girlfriends danced around the grand cabana overlooking the pool party. They toasted with shots of Hpnotiq Harmonie and Glanville was surprised with a cake by Gimme Some Sugar. Sparking jealousy in females everywhere, she snacked on coconut shrimp tempura, French fries and a Kobe hot dog.

Much to the delight of the women partying at Tao Beach, R&B singer Maxwell arrived later in the afternoon sporting Louis Vuitton swim trunks and no shirt, joining the birthday party of Tao Group partner Noah Tepperberg.

[From Haute Living]

I'm worried that Brandi's fan base is going to disappear once The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres and everyone realizes that she and Camille Grammer are butt-buddies, but that's a conversation for another day. For now, let's just enjoy the simple fact that Brandi's bolt-ons seem to point in the same direction, as opposed to LeAnn's jacked bolt-ons.

Photos courtesy of WENN & Al Powers/Haute Living/Vegas News.

Linnocent might become the spokesperson for a cracked-out cheating site

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 08:00 AM PDT

I have no idea why there are twenty-million photos of Linnocent in NYC this weekend. She must have called the paparazzi, because I can't really see the photographers getting so many shots of her through the course of two days. Anyway, yes, Linnocent is in Manhattan, allegedly to spend time with her family and to take some "fashion-related business meetings." She was photographed, for the most part, wandering around alone, smoking cigarettes, posing, and looking crackie and busted. The white dress is Broderie Anglais, and I don't know who designed the ugly purple fringed bag. Allegedly, she returns to LA today, where she will (hahahahaha) begin her community service and therapy in earnest. Surely she'll find a way to screw it up, though.

Meanwhile, Linnocent might have a new gig! A website that "outs" cheaters has offered Linnocent a promotional deal, allegedly:

Hollyscoop has the official documents that Cheaterville.com has extended an offer to Lindsay Lohan to endorse their anti-cheating website in the hopes that it will improve her image.

The Websites slogan is “Fight Infidelity: Post a Known Cheater Now!” which is supposed to blacklist all cheaters and promote fidelity in relationships.

The company is approaching Lindsay in the hopes that it might clean up her bad girl image. Lindsay hasn’t been known as a “cheater,” moreso for her “party behavior” and run-in’s with the law, but who likes being cheated on? Nobody right? Hey, let’s endorse not cheating, why not?

Well actually, Lindsay was the victim of infidelity. She claims her ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson cheated on her back in 2010. Lindsay was publicly outraged as she tweeted extensively about it saying, “Being cheated on does wonders to you. I’m doing this publicly because u&ur friends call People. So you win, you broke my heart. Now go away. I loved you.”

She also vented, “And stop staying in the room below me, you’ve woken me and my mother up. Go to bed. Keep cheating - u win,” Lohan tweeted.

Who better than to endorse Cheaterville.com that LiLo especially since their tagline is “don’t go down without a fight!”

She’s also being paid $25,000 for the endorsement. Part of Lindsay's contract is she must appear at one event and record a :30 second PSA about why Cheating is wrong.

Lindsay’s already dabbled in PSA’s with her parody eHarmony profile PSA, so this should be a no-brainer.

Cheaterville.com’s CEO James A. McGibney writes in the offer, “I’m extending this offer not only because we are huge fans, but because we would like to help bring your image into a “better light.”

He says Cheaterville.com “is an anti-cheating site designed to help people know what they are getting into when starting a new relationship. It’s also used by millions of people who want to expose a known cheater to the world.”

[From Hollyscoop]

Oh, poor Linnocent. She went psycho when Samantha Ronson just looked at another girl, poor thing! No mention of all of the boyfriends and husbands Linnocent has hooked up with over the years, I guess. This "Cheaterville" thing seems sketchy as all hell, but that kind of works for Linnocent's current image. "You too can stalk your ex and make him or her wish that they had never met you, because you're psycho and crackie."

Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Tina Fey gave birth to a second daughter, named her Penelope Athena

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 06:17 AM PDT

Tina Fey gave birth to a character from Greek mythology! Yay! Last Wednesday, Tina Fey gave birth to her second daughter, who she named Penelope Athena. Yes, Tina Fey is totally Greek (she's actually only half-Greek, I believe). Thoughts on the name? I don't hate it - but I've always liked the name Penelope. Athena is kind of meh, but I doubt anyone will call the little girl Athena. She's not an Onassis, after all. Penelope joins her five-year-old big sister Alice, who is amazing. Tina is 41 years old - and her husband, Jeff Richmond, is 50.

Tina Fey, already mom to 5-year-old Alice, has introduced a new addition to the family.

The 30 Rock star welcomed a healthy baby girl, Penelope Athena Richmond, on Wednesday with her composer husband Jeffrey Richmond, 50, her rep tells PEOPLE.

The multiple Emmy-winner joked with Ellen DeGeneres during her pregnancy that she and her husband wanted to wait to discover the baby’s gender. “I’m just going to see what it chooses to wear to prom,” Fey said at the time.

The comedian also called her second pregnancy “easy.”

The Bossypants author, 41, first revealed her pregnancy to Oprah Winfrey in April.

She spoke about agonizing over having a second kid – but explained how she and her husband decided it was time to expand their family.

Said Fey at the time: “My husband and I really decided that we felt rather than risk having 30 Rock end in several years and feeling like part of our family is missing that we were going to prioritize our family.”

[From People]

Congratulations to the happy family! Not only was this pregnancy "easy" for Tina, it was one of those rare celebrity pregnancies that didn't feel like it went on for a year and a half (side-eye at January Jones). Plus, Tina looked super-cute while pregnant too.

I'm secretly thrilled that Tina had another girl, by the way. The world needs more hairy, smart, sassy Greek girls.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Sherri Shepherd & Joy Behar got married (not to each other)

Posted: 14 Aug 2011 06:00 AM PDT

It's strange that two members of The View got married within 48 hours of each other, right? One wedding was seemingly planned - Sherri Shepherd was engaged to her fiancé for a while, and the wedding plans have been consuming her for months. So why is it that Joy Behar seemingly bridal-blocked Sherri suddenly by getting hitched last Thursday and announcing it on the day that Sherri got married? Out of all of The View women, I would have never chosen Sherri and Joy for a catfight. But something is there, I can feel it.

So, yeah, Behar married her boyfriend of 29 years, Steve Janowitz, on Thursday. They don't even live together! Seriously, they keep separate apartments.

The View co-host Joy Behar is going to have plenty to talk about when the show returns next month. After dating for 29 years, the View co-host, 68, and beau Steve Janowitz have tied the knot.

“She was married in New York City last night in a private ceremony,” a rep for the show tells PEOPLE. “She will discuss it on Sept. 6 on The View when the show returns for the 15th season.”

Behar’s wedding date, Aug. 11, also coincidentally marks the 14th anniversary of the ABC daytime show’s debut in 1997.

In 2009, Behar announced she and Janowitz, whom she referred to as her “spousal equivalent,” had plans to wed. But later that year, she said broke off the engagement, blaming “cold feet.”

Behar also hosts The Joy Behar Show on HLN.

[From People]

It sounds like some kind of quickie thing with barely any guests. Which is fine - not everyone needs or wants a big wedding. But the comparison to Sherri's wedding is stark - Sherri had EIGHT bridesmaids:

Joy Behar isn’t the only newlywed on The View. Co-host Sherri Shepherd and fiancé Lamar Sally tied the knot at the Fairmont Hotel in Chicago, her hometown, on Saturday, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.

Shepherd’s eight bridesmaids included The View co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Niecy Nash and Community’s Yvette Nicole Brown, and her 6-year-old son Jeffrey walked her down the aisle.

After using her wedding dress as her carry-on luggage on a flight from New York City to Chicago earlier in the week, Shepherd, 44, spent the days leading up to the wedding battling nerves and fitting in a few last-minute workouts at her hotel gym, according to her Twitter musings.

She even Tweeted nearly up until it was time to walk down the aisle, writing on Saturday afternoon, “Sitting in the room in my gown waiting for Sal& groomsmen to take their pics… can’t let him see me b4 the wedding… but I’m bored as heck.”

Right before the ceremony she Tweeted: “What happens when you are in your wedding dress and you have to tinkle? Uh-oh!”

The 30 Rock actress devoted months to trying to get in shape for her big day, which will air as a special on the Style network on Sept 13.

Shepherd, who calls her husband “Sal,” had been prepping for a large ceremony since getting engaged in December.

“His family’s from Detroit and mine are from Chicago, and we’ve got really close friends that we want to share the day with,” she told PEOPLE as she planned her nuptials. “So, it’s going to be pretty big.”

[From People]

Congratulations to Sherri and Joy, and I hope they will both be very happy in their respective unions. Do you think that when The View comes back on, it will be some kind of wedding-conversation bitch-fight? Probably not. But it would be funny if it was.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Sunday, August 14, 2011

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