Thursday, August 11, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Crap We Missed – Thursday 8.11.11

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 01:40 PM PDT

   
“If I stretch, I make better poop jokes. One second.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Khal Drogo: top hat enthusiast, Michael Lohan, who I honestly thought was Tom Sizemore for a minute, demonstrating how he looks at pictures of Lindsay (Not pictured: Crossed fingers.) and Russell Brand is apparently crashing into every woman Read More ...

Alexander Skarsgard’s Quest is Equal Opportunity Now, Gentlemen?

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 01:02 PM PDT

   
“Well, I was aiming for that traffic cone, but why not? Would you mind holding these binders I carry around for no apparent reason? We’re going to a place without words now…” Read More ...

LeAnn Rimes is Paid To Wear Bikinis Now

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 12:00 PM PDT

   
Apparently all those bikini photos LeAnn Rimes posted to Twitter every hour on the hour paid off because now she’s modeling them for Mikoh Swimwear. Mikoh: “When you absolutely, positively got to show every motherfucker in the room the hole where the alien burst out of your chest, sending your tits into your armpits.” (I’m Read More ...

You Can Put Lipstick On a Pig…

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 11:00 AM PDT

   
Which is really all I had to say, you can put lipstick on a pig. And they did. Ladies? Photo: Splash News Read More ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Made A List of Things She Can’t Live Without

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 10:01 AM PDT

   
“Oh my heavens, poor people. Guards, cocoon me!” Following up on last week’s tour de force in ELLE where she made it abundantly clear she has black friends, famous black friends, Gwyneth Paltrow also appears in the latest edition of ELLE Decor where she’s blessed them with a list of household items she “can’t live without” Read More ...

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Still in a Bikini and Other News

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 10:00 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Alan Ball is working on a new show about karate-fighting Amish sheriff. But will there be penetration? - Ryan Gosling feeding a baby should never happen. - Lindsay was banned from Coldplay’s backstage because she gave the bassist hepatitis. (Occam’s Razor.) - Brooke Burke’s in a bikini. Read More ...

I Call These ‘Wookiee in Pink’

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 07:39 AM PDT

   
“Snausages?” I don’t know much about women’s clothing, but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to wear outfits that accentuate your awkward Sasquatch frame. Then again, Khloe Kardashian might just be a genius and figured out a clever, preemptive loophole because dieting and exercise are similar to work. “Ha! You’re right, pink parachute pants do make Read More ...

Lindsay Lohan Forgot Her Bra, Also Something About Drugs

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 07:07 AM PDT

   
Yesterday, Lindsay Lohan basically confirmed she was caught on video buying drugs by trying to claim it was “a meteor and sea jasper” she was simply purchasing from a guy in sunglasses who carries plastic bags full of minerals in his pockets for barter. That happens. But what we didn’t know at the time, and Read More ...

Zack Morris Got Engaged Three Months After His Divorce, Why Not?

Posted: 11 Aug 2011 06:27 AM PDT

   
Sadly, this story has nothing to do with Kelly Kapowski. I’ve toyed with your emotions, I know. People reports: Gosselaar, 36, whose divorce from Lisa Ann Russell was finalized in May, proposed recently with a 5 carat cushion-cut diamond ring, custom designed by his friend, jeweler Neil Lane. “He couldn’t wait to propose,” Lane tells PEOPLE. “He Read More ...
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