Monday, August 1, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

Rihanna’s Still Drinking

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 07:26 PM PDT

   
Here’s the latest batch of Rihanna getting her drunk on for Kadooment Day in Barbados, only this time she’s even further in the bag, and taken it upon herself to make sure the entire country poses for pictures like they’re penis is in her butt (Or hers in theirs because rum is delicious.) which, seriously, Read More ...

The Crap We Missed – Monday 8.1.11

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 02:10 PM PDT

   
“I do this once a day to remember Ben- my eyes!” Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Julianne Hough proving her breasts are irresistible, even to herself, which means Ryan Seacrest was acting on nothing but pure magnetism, making it a miracle he didn’t jump up and down flapping his arms. Jessica Alba looking Read More ...

Miley Cyrus Wants To Give Gay Marriage The Finger? I Don’t Get It

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 12:42 PM PDT

   
Gay rights advocate Miley Cyrus unveiled her latest tattoo, an equal sign representin’ marriage equality, on Twitter over the weekend that apparently you can only see when she’s non-verbally suggestin’ you kindly fuck yourself. Although in her defense, it looks like she’s runnin’ out of room, and she done did save the spot on her Read More ...

Amy Winehouse Wasn’t Adopting a Child, You Don’t Say?

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 09:41 AM PDT

   
Over the weekend, it was rumored that Amy Winehouse was in the final stages of adopting a 10-year-old girl from St. Lucia (above) which people actually took seriously even though, at the most smallest, practically non-existent levels, there’s no way any form of government would’ve signed off on this. In fact, because I’m an optimist, Read More ...

Rihanna: Drunken Queen of Barbados

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 08:58 AM PDT

   
While most of us woke up and went to work this morning, Rihanna got up, slid into this a pile of ruby fishnets and started downing rum out of a cup she found lying next to a chicken coop. From there, it was only another a matter of more rum until she thought simulating doggy Read More ...

Adriana Lima Wore a Bikini Again and Other News

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 08:57 AM PDT

   
Posted by Photo Boy - Charlie Sheen was finally tricked into agreeing to lockdown with 24/7 monitoring. - Aaron Johnson of Kick-Ass knocked up his mom again. That’s how I choose to read/sexify this. - Zara Phillips got married amidst a sea of those insane hats. - The Lingerie Basketball League: Where Beauty Meets Read More ...

And Now Here’s Batman Fighting Bane Right Out In The Open

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 08:56 AM PDT

   
**SPOILER ALERT** Batman punches him. With his fist. Christopher Nolan is meticulously secret when it comes to the plot of his movies, particularly the Batman films, which is why it’s surprising to see how insanely out in the open production on The Dark Knight Rises in Pittsburgh has been so far. The entire Internet’s already seen Read More ...

Kristin Cavallari Got Drunk With The Kid From ‘Boy Meets World.’ Why Not?

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 08:07 AM PDT

   
Apparently when you’re a D-list reality star who gets epically dumped by an NFL quarterback days before your wedding, you have the option of trying to bang your childhood crushes, so here’s a sloppy drunk Kristin Cavallari leaving Troubadour with Boy Meets World star Ben Savage over the weekend. Sure, Cory’s alright, but I’ve always Read More ...

Lindsay, Paris & Nicky Went On A Bender

Posted: 01 Aug 2011 06:00 AM PDT

   
Presumably around the time everyone paid attention when she walked off an interview with ABC News like a spoiled cunt-princess, Paris Hilton has finally come to terms with the fact that people only want to see her act like a drunken slorebox which explains why she spent the past three days partying with Lindsay Lohan Read More ...
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