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- Chelsea Handler is probably boning Andre Balazs now
- Lindsay Lohan reunites with her crack thief friend, Pootie
- Jessica Simpson praises Jesus for Eric Johnson’s sweet “tush”
- Judd Apatow bashes Ricky Gervais, kisses up to butt-hurt Hollywood
- Kyle Richards issues statement on limo fight with sister Kim, doesn’t apologize
- Leighton Meester versus Minka Kelly: who looks cuter?
- George Clooney does not give a crap about ever getting married again
- Orlando Bloom steps out for baby Flynn’s first father-son photo op
- Steve Harvey’s ex wife on how he cheated, left her homeless & took custody of her son
- NKOTB’s Jonathan Knight outed on live television by his ex-girlfriend Tiffany
Chelsea Handler is probably boning Andre Balazs now Posted: 24 Jan 2011 08:47 AM PST I always get Andre Balazs confused with Arpad Busson. They're both rich European dudes who have dated celebrity women, and the only crossover (I think) is Uma Thurman. Arpad is the dude that knocked up Elle Macpherson - twice - and never married her. Andre is the dude who has been rumored to be dating… Courtney Love. Seriously. That's a rumor that's been going around. Andre and Courtney are friendly, and apparently she always stays at his hotels…? So if this little item is true, I think Courtney Love is going to try to give a beat down to Chelsea Handler. And that is a vodka-soaked bitchfight that I would love to see. Anyway, yes - Page Six claims that Chelsea Handler was snuggled up with Andre Balazs over the weekend. Gross.
[From Page Six] Some men just like trashy women. You'd think that if a dude has already dated Uma Thurman that his standards would be really high. But then Courtney Love happens, and from there, it's an easy walk to Chelsea. Also, did you enjoy the description of Chelsea as extremely possessive towards her new guy? She doesn't even like when he TALKS to other women. Sure, this will last. |
Lindsay Lohan reunites with her crack thief friend, Pootie Posted: 24 Jan 2011 08:16 AM PST Just a little over a year ago, Lindsay Lohan dusted off her acting skills and wandered around a yacht in St. Bart, all while hysterically fake-crying for the paparazzi. We had some ideas as to WHY Lindsay (and Ali) were fake-crying on a yacht for no apparent reason, but Lindsay helped us out a day later when she released a statement claiming that her friend Pootie had stolen from her. First, yes, Pootie. His real name is Patrick Aufdenkamp, and he and Lindsay were friendly in a crackhead way for a while until their falling out last January. It seems that Pootie had "stolen" some designs Lindsay had done for her leggings line. Pootie disagreed, and basically called Lindsay a crack thief. Anyway, Pootie and Crackhead are now reunited - these photos are from the weekend, and that's Pootie in the white t-shirt. In other crack news, Michael Lohan is now attempting to take the fall for the attempted bribery of Dawn Chapman, the Betty Ford employee that Lindsay assaulted. I don't feel like summarizing the whole thing, but if you want to know more, go to Radar. One last thing - I'm not saying Lindsay has a bad body now, because I'm honestly glad to see that she's gained some weight. But I will say that I really don't think the acid-washed cut-offs are a good look, especially with the cheap-looking boots. She looks like she got dressed in a very dark crack den. |
Jessica Simpson praises Jesus for Eric Johnson’s sweet “tush” Posted: 24 Jan 2011 07:43 AM PST Jessica Simpson's Twitter-gushing about Eric Johnson is nothing new. It seems like once a month, Jessica tweets a photo of Eric with some kind of dumbass comment about how happy she is to be with a "Yalie" K-Fed or to simply declare that she "has a major crush" on him. Now Jessica has gotten on Twitter to thank her Lord (Lord Nachos, Bourbon Christ, Jesus H. Oreo) for Eric's sweet ass. Literally, she's thanking God for Eric's "tush". Girl, get it together. We know you're happy and we're happy for you too. But enough. He's a K-Fed and he's going to divorce you and take your money and it's going to be a mess. Enough with the cyber-gushing.
[From People] Do you like how she capitalized "Tush"? Like it's a formal noun. Like God. Or Dong. She really is praising it. She should start a church for Golddigging K-Feds with cute butts. Natalie Portman's fiancé could join! |
Judd Apatow bashes Ricky Gervais, kisses up to butt-hurt Hollywood Posted: 24 Jan 2011 07:20 AM PST We're still talking about Ricky Gervais's performance as host of the Golden Globes last Sunday. We're still talking about it because new people keep coming out to talk about how butt-hurt they still are. The latest: writer/producer/director Judd Apatow, who was the MC of the weekend's Producer's Guild Awards (where The King's Speech took top honors). Apatow decided to rip into Ricky's performance during the event. Well… I say "rip into" but that's not really what happened. Apatow made a couple of good points, but if you read over all of the quotes, it just seems like Apatow was trying to soothe and massage the oh-so-tender egos of Hollywood power players.
[From The Hollywood Reporter] Here's the thing - some of Ricky's set was funny, and some of the points Judd Apatow made were right on. Ricky did a better job of hosting the Globes last year, and he's not going to come back for a third try. Apatow, on the other hand, just seems to be whining overall. Whatever. I'm over this controversy, and I'm over both Ricky and Apatow. Thanks to Gawker for the story! |
Kyle Richards issues statement on limo fight with sister Kim, doesn’t apologize Posted: 24 Jan 2011 06:56 AM PST
We saw Kyle Richards light into her sister on Thursday’s shocking and uncomfortable-to-watch episode of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Kyle called Kim an alcoholic, repeatedly called her “insane” and told her that she would cut off all support that she and her husband, Mauricio, were giving her. Kyle also got way too personal and brought up their deceased mom. “Mom had to die worrying about you and stressing about you and leave this shit on my shoulders, after everything I've done for you.” The thing is, Kyle pursued Kim to continue an argument with her after Kim tried to leave Taylor’s party. Kyle made sure the driver didn’t let Kim leave, and went down there with the sole purpose of berating her sister. It was mean and bullying, no matter how much of an addict Kim is or what the backstory is between them. When you have a fight with family you step away from the situation and come back when you are ready to make up. That strategy makes for better family relations, but not better reality TV I guess. Now Kyle has issued a statement on that fight, but despite some inaccurate headlines about it she never apologized for what she said to her sister. She just said it shouldn’t have happened that way:
[From People] I might not be as informed about this fight as some of you as I watch this show on iTunes and don’t have access to the after-show commentary. Kyle has a new blog entry up about the fight and what went on, and it’s pretty much the same sentiment from her - we don’t know went on with their family or behind the scenes and there’s a lot more to this story. Never does she apologize and she focuses more on how she feels. Here are some segments:
[Kyle's blog on BravoTV.com] What is the story - that Kim supported her whole family by giving up her childhood to Disney and then went a little batty because of it? I don’t foresee any backstory that could explain why Kyle attacked her like that. Kim is a scared little thing, and she’s probably very frustrating to deal with but that doesn’t excuse the way Kyle treated her. Oh and as for the other women, Kyle says she feels bad for Camille “being an unwilling participant in a divorce has to be profoundly painful,” and that it’s too bad that Cedric and Lisa had a falling out but “I had a feeling things would turn out this way and warned Lisa.” Are you kidding me? Kyle was seen fawning all over Cedric at that party for Lisa’s daughter. Kyle is a duplicitous person and now I do believe Camille that Kyle was taunting her by asking if anyone would be interested in her without Kelsey. It doesn’t excuse the way Camille behaved afterwards, but I believe her. In lighter RHOBH news, check out this comparison on TMZ between Adrienne and Taylor and the Wayans brothers in White Chicks. I love Adrienne but this was too funny. She also has these strange bits of glittery string in her hair. What is up with that? At Gawker they say she has pom poms in it. Look at Kyle in this ridiculous peacock dress. She so thinks she’s the sh*t. Credit: WENN.com |
Leighton Meester versus Minka Kelly: who looks cuter? Posted: 24 Jan 2011 06:52 AM PST The other day, we had Minka Kelly's GQ interview to promote her role in The Roommate, the re-imagining of Single White Female set in college, with Leighton Meester in the psychotic Jennifer Jason Leigh role. The Roommate looks… wonderfully awful, like a girl fight cheesefest that will deliver hilarious and ridiculous lines for years to come. Anyway, The Roommate gets a wide release next week, so the premieres and screenings have already begun. Last night there was a screening in West Hollywood, and both Leighton and Minka showed up in their best "LOOK AT ME" dresses. Leighton is wearing Michael Kors - and yes, that is a leather halter-belly top thing, which I don't get. How is the whole belly-baring (even in cutouts) thing still a fashion statement? Ugh. I don't know who Minka is wearing, but I like it better than Leighton's dress. Minka's dress just seems like a better "attending a screening" dress. Also: Now that they're standing side-by-side on a red carpet, it's much easier to tell them apart. Last thing: is Minka giving anyone else a major Jennifer Beals vibe? I never saw that before, but Minka looks a lot like Beals. |
George Clooney does not give a crap about ever getting married again Posted: 24 Jan 2011 06:25 AM PST George Clooney didn't just talk to Piers Morgan about malaria - he also talked about whether or not he would get married again. In the interview - jointly with his dad, Nick Clooney - George told Piers that "I hate to blow your whole news story, but I was married, so I gave it a shot.” Most outlets are claiming that this retort means that Clooney has given up on ever marrying, ever ever ever again. While it could totally mean that, that's not really what Clooney said. I take it more as "I've been married before and I have no illusions about the married life, but maybe someday, I guess, I might try it again."
[From Us Weekly] Do you think Elisabetta Canalis is weeping into her bondage gear as we speak? Do you think she's having an "aha" moment, starring at her leather hoodie and whip. "Aha, I get it! He just wants kinky sex, not a wife!" Of course, we don't really know if Elisabetta ever wants to marry Clooney either. Wait, what am I saying? Of course she wants to marry him. Why else would she be pushing the engagement ring stories? Oh, and last year Clooney's ex-wife Talia Balsam gave a rare interview about her time with Clooney - you can read it here. She doubts he'll ever marry again. I get the feeling she knows what's up. |
Orlando Bloom steps out for baby Flynn’s first father-son photo op Posted: 24 Jan 2011 06:04 AM PST These photos will likely be hitting all of the sweet spots for all of you Orly-loonies out there. It even hit my sweet spot, and I'm not a fan of Orlando Bloom. So days after Miranda Kerr posted the first photo of their newborn baby Flynn, Orly decided to do a paparazzi walk with his son and his sister, Samantha. The baby is very well-behaved in these photos - Flynn's all "Daddy, can we go back home to mama's boobs now?" I also wanted to correct some misconceptions some of you might have had about my thoughts on Miranda Kerr and her blog post. Miranda said that she had a natural childbirth with no painkillers, and I made a crack about how she sounded like a "less judgy Gisele". My mental association was with between the two supermodels, and specifically Gisele Bundchen and her mother-superior act about everything involving natural childbirth to breastfeeding to diapers. I'm fine with every woman making their own choice about those kinds of things, and the only problem I have is when someone like Gisele is saying that EVERY woman should do things the way she does, because she is The Mother Superior. My joke was just that - my quick little association on the subject matter. Miranda is nothing like Gisele in personality or judgy-ness. Back to Orly and the baby - so, so cute. And Orly looks so proud and happy. Adorable. |
Steve Harvey’s ex wife on how he cheated, left her homeless & took custody of her son Posted: 24 Jan 2011 05:49 AM PST
Steve’s second wife Mary Harvey has recorded a series of three youtube videos in which she discusses what went on in her marriage. This woman’s story was so well told and so harrowing, that I found myself crying during the third video when she revealed the outcome. It sounds so devastating and yet she recounted the details so thoughtfully and with such class. If you have time, watch this woman’s story on YouTube. It’s incredible. I’m going to quote the highlights from The YBF, but they do not do justice to Mary’s story and how well she tells it. I went a little overboard with the coverage (below), but I think her story is worth it.
[From The YBF, last two lines from CB] I was so impressed and moved by this woman’s story. She wasn’t angry or upset about it and just told it like it was. In fact she spent a lot of time reminiscing about how Steve wooed her (in the first video) and about how they built a life together over 16 years. In the second video (also above), Mary talks about how she almost lost her son with Steve, Winton, when he was born in 1996. Doctors found that the cord was around the baby’s neck and performed an emergency c-section which saved the baby’s life. Around that time, Mary figured out that Steve was cheating on her. I was so touched with how she explained it:
Mary talked about how hard it was to make ends meet when she first started out with Steve and how they used to live out of their car driving to his gigs, getting by stealing gas and using change they’d saved up. She said when she found out that Steve was cheating, all those old moments flashed through her mind and she “thought about the struggle, thought about the discipline, thought about the commitment we made to each other to have a better life… when I realized that was being interfered with, I really didn’t know what to do… it kind of felt like I had been shattered to pieces.” Mary wasn’t able to let go of her marriage after finding out about Steve cheating, so she stayed and tried to make it work. It was when she found out about Marjorie, his current wife and then-mistress that she faced reality. Mary intercepted a phone call from another mistress, now his wife “Steve and I had been together for 16 years. To come face to face with the reality of what that phone call did and the things it set into motion. That was really difficult for me. I did confront her on the phone and she went into this scenario about she had to apply [for a job with Steve.] “I said to her ‘I didn’t realize I was taking applications from my kitchen.’ In the third video, she talks about the fallout after the divorce in 2005. It sounds just awful and she got royally screwed. Steve has been married to his current wife since 2007.
Many women have gone through situations similar to Mary and I have to say that I’ve never heard anyone explain it so well and show so much strength and conviction. Mary deserves the talkshow from Oprah, not Steve. At the very least I would love to see her situation get much more publicity than it has. Here is a woman who gave her all to a man for 16 years and got cheated on repeatedly, evicted, sued, and had custody of her son stripped from her by a rich and powerful man. It’s really sad, and it’s time she fought back. Thanks to The YBF for the lead! The YBF also has that explicit letter that Mary intercepted. Steve Harvey and Mary in 2000: Steve Harvey and Marjorie in 2010. He’s probably cheating on her too. Photo credit: PRPhotos |
NKOTB’s Jonathan Knight outed on live television by his ex-girlfriend Tiffany Posted: 24 Jan 2011 05:39 AM PST This is the most bizarre story of the day. Apparently, '80s mall-girl/singing-sensation Tiffany was invited on Bravo's Watch What Happens: Live with Andy Cohen, and during the course of the alcohol-soaked interview, Tiffany outed her ex-boyfriend, New Kids on the Block's Jonathan Knight. Seriously! He's gay, allegedly, although Tiffany claims she didn't have anything to do with it (???) and that he only "became gay later"… AFTER they dated. Um…sure. The best part? Tiffany recalls what it was like to date Jonathan, and talks about how they used to do facials together. Oh, God.
[From PopEater] Obviously, they were both very young when they dated, and maybe Jonathan didn't really "know" he was gay until he got a bit older, but I don't think it's cool for Tiffany to A) Drunkenly out him on live television and B) talk about how he only "became" gay after they dated. I'm not saying it's her "fault" - it's no one's "fault", he's just gay. But maybe she should have had an inkling when they were giving each other facials. I'm just sayin'. For old time's sake: |
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