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- Julia Stiles in a Bikini
- Madonna Fired Taylor Momsen For This
- Adrian Grenier Doesn’t Look Like a Douche and Other News
- These New Teen Moms Are Just Swell
- Gwyneth Paltrow Does Something That’s Not Perfect
- John Travolta’s Baby Flies Planes Already. Why Not?
- There is.. Another.. Olsen Twin..
- ‘I’m About to Get Butt Raped, Aren’t I?’
- Michael Lohan: ‘I Bribed Dawn Holland, But Only Because She Hit Lindsay.’ Eh?
- Aaron Carter Needs Rehab? I Don’t See It.
| Posted: 24 Jan 2011 02:09 PM PST    So these are happening. Here’s Julia Stiles in Maui yesterday giving the world a preview of what Dexter may or may not have left his wife for. Which in his defense, actually makes sense considering Michael C. Hall more than likely still looked better than Julia Stiles after the chemo, and who doesn’t like to be Read More ... |
| Madonna Fired Taylor Momsen For This Posted: 24 Jan 2011 01:05 PM PST    After a one-time stint as the face of Madonna and Lourdes Leon’s Material Girl fashion line, Taylor Momsen has already been shit-canned, only to be replaced by Kelly Osbourne, according to Hollywood Life: After many rumors, they finally confirmed the good news today, announcing Kelly Osbourne as the 2011 face of the brand. Kelly replaces rebellious Read More ... |
| Adrian Grenier Doesn’t Look Like a Douche and Other News Posted: 24 Jan 2011 12:27 PM PST    - Kim Kardashian tweets about wanting Kris Humphries baby after just three weeks of dating. That’ll get him to propose. - Emma Roberts is a joy and a delight. - Jessica Simpson prays about man-ass. - Jenna Bentley has nothing to do with man-ass. - Travis Barker missed the always informative Health class: Read More ... |
| These New Teen Moms Are Just Swell Posted: 24 Jan 2011 11:25 AM PST    Here’s Jenelle Evans, star of the second season of MTV’s Teen Mom demonstrating how you top a previous season that involved Dom DeLuise getting his ass beat by Mama Fratelli and Adam Lambert’s aborted love-child that somehow survived: Baby explosions. Which is clearly better than my idea of making one of the baby’s gay. I’m Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Does Something That’s Not Perfect Posted: 24 Jan 2011 11:20 AM PST    Here’s Gwyneth Paltrow exiting her vehicle and proving she may have gotten a tad to into her role as Country Britney Spears. Because unless I missed an issue of GOOP, I’m pretty sure this is how you’re not supposed to exit a vehicle unless you’ve properly prepped the scene with a delicate saffron nage. Martha Read More ... |
| John Travolta’s Baby Flies Planes Already. Why Not? Posted: 24 Jan 2011 10:22 AM PST    John Travolta’s new son Benjamin might only be two months old, and possibly possessed by the spirit of his late brother Jett, but that hasn’t stopped him from flying an airplane like a normal infant. In fact, here’s John Travolta saying nine words to People that I never want to hear in reference to a Read More ... |
| There is.. Another.. Olsen Twin.. Posted: 24 Jan 2011 08:37 AM PST    Or maybe just a little sister. Because I didn’t spend my childhood watching Olsen twins movies (My Barbies weren’t going to dress themselves!), I had absolutely no idea they have a sister, Elizabeth Olsen, who’s apparently starring in two indie films currently playing at Sundance. Unlike her older sisters, Elizabeth doesn’t look like Yoda on heroin Read More ... |
| ‘I’m About to Get Butt Raped, Aren’t I?’ Posted: 24 Jan 2011 07:39 AM PST    Last night, the Pittsburgh Steelers essentially cornered the drunk New York Jets in a club restroom and sort of “blacked out” for a minute. And while the championship game had numerous highlights, including Mark Sanchez wiping a booger on his teammate, nothing stood out more than Rashard Mendenhall celebrating the Steelers’ victory by essentially ambushing Read More ... |
| Michael Lohan: ‘I Bribed Dawn Holland, But Only Because She Hit Lindsay.’ Eh? Posted: 24 Jan 2011 06:46 AM PST    Michael Lohan has come forward to confess that it he was him, not Lindsay Lohan, who bribed the now-fired Betty Ford employee Dawn Holland in exchange for her silence. Except Michael Lohan is an idiot because he wants you to believe he bribed Dawn Holland into being quiet about how guilty Dawn Holland is. Makes Read More ... |
| Aaron Carter Needs Rehab? I Don’t See It. Posted: 24 Jan 2011 06:10 AM PST    After emerging in October looking exactly like every single meth addict on Intervention, Aaron Carter apparently checked himself into rehab. But not for drugs! This is simply a journey of spiritual healing – at a place that specializes in drug addiction. Purely coincidence. People reports: Carter, 23, the brother of Backstreet Boy Nick Carter, is taking Read More ... |
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