Saturday, January 22, 2011

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 11

Posted: 22 Jan 2011 08:15 AM PST

'Ms. Suleman, we have reason to believe one of your children may be a spy. And a Tony Danza fan.' 'Just do porn alrea- Oh, wait.' 'And, you know, the thing about Jennifer Lopez… she's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When she comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living… until she bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… and then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin'….' 
Welcome to the 11th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which, as you can see, involves Octomom whipping a grown man in a diaper, so you know it’s going to be classy. In fact, I’ve even put on a top hat and cummerbund – and that’s about it. Leaving you to it, old Read More ...
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