Friday, January 21, 2011

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The Daily WTF: Your 10 Day Sexual Assault Forecast

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 11:15 AM PST

Maybe it’s time you stop complaining to your mom about how “sludgy” it is outside. You have no idea what the weather’s been like where she is. (via Videogum)

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The Daily WTF: Your 10 Day Sexual Assault Forecast

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 10:56 AM PST

Flower Balloon Holders and Hanging Book Vases – Are just two of the five finalists in the ShelterPop and SCAD (Savannah College of Art and Design) student contest. The goal? To create a product that answers the question “What makes homes happy?” Go vote on your favorite design here! (ShelterPop)

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Video: 'Stanley Kubrick Guy' On 'Tosh.0'

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 10:44 AM PST

Oh my blog, how did we miss Brian Atene on Tosh.0? Maybe because we don’t watch Tosh.0 even though our boyfriends say he’s really funny and has more viewers than Colbert or Stewart; we just don’t see it and also think that a once-a-week show shouldn’t be judged the same as a nightly broadcast. But we definitely would have tuned in to see Brian, more famously known for his 1984 classic, “Brian Atene Auditions For Stanley Kubrick.” Remember, this is not a joke:

Ha ha ha. That never fails to be the best thing ever. Anyway, it’s been 27 years later and we’re all just dying to hear how Brian’s acting career has been going.Turns out: not so great. But that’s okay, Tosh is here to help him out!

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Video: 'Stanley Kubrick Guy' On 'Tosh.0'

Sex On The Wire: The Inevitable World Of Warcraft Sex Parody

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 10:28 AM PST

• World of Warcraft has its own sex parody game? Can you get it on Kinect? (Trendhunter)

• Did Match.com’s new DateSpark totally rip off Howaboutwe.com? (How About We)

• Women are about to meet the daunting L-cup bra. For when your cups runneth over. (The Frisky)

• In related boobs news, having big breasts is still a total pain in your ass (breasts). (The Hairpin)

• Monkeys don’t gain weight on the pill and neither should you! (MyDaily)

• We’re all for sex-ed, but not when it involves 2nd-graders practicing oral lessons in class. (Gawker)

• Hey ladies, do you wear a bra during sex? Why? Are you Charlotte from Sex And The City? (The Gloss)

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Sex On The Wire: The Inevitable World Of Warcraft Sex Parody

Listen To Johnny Weir's Super Bizarre Single, 'Dirty Love'

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 10:07 AM PST

Last month, we brought you a video of Johnny Weir performing his super-weird, retro-y disco anthem “Dirty Love,” and now we’ve got the song in its official form. The track is kind of amazing because Johnny can’t really sing, but you can tell he thinks he’s totally awesome. Basically, this sounds like the background music to an episode of I Love The 80s — which, well, royalties!

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Listen To Johnny Weir's Super Bizarre Single, 'Dirty Love'

'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 10:05 AM PST

We’ve come to the end of the first season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Last night the ladies did their best to deliver an epic emotional and dramatic climax culminating with all of the major themes of great literature. There was betrayal! Heartbreak! Sibling rivalry! Sad discarded puppy dogs! And, of course, lots of tears. Please join Crushable’s Barbie Repertory Theatre as we take a look at all of the drama that unfolded on last night’s episode.

  • Camille will pick up a few Taylor Swift albums on the way home from the Tony Awards
  • Gossip should always be paired with a dry red wine
  • Kim gets freaky deaky in - and out - of the sheets
  • Can you re-gift puppies?
  • Kim pregames just in case the party doesn't have any wine
  • Taylor and Kim stir the pot
  • Kim leans on Martin for emotional support
  • Martin and Adrienne caught in the crossfire

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'Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills' Doll Recap: There Were Never Such Devoted Sisters

Video: Watch Lizzie Olsen Freak Out In The Horror Movie 'Silent House'

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 09:22 AM PST

Elizabeth Olsen is stepping out of the shadows of her older sisters and into the shadows of a dark, unidentified presence. (Can dark, unidentified presences have shadows? Questions like this one are why we wish The X-Files were still on.) Lizzie stars in the film Silent House which will screen this week at Sundance. This clip is mostly just a bunch of horrified panting, but Lizzie does it quite convincingly!

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Video: Watch Lizzie Olsen Freak Out In The Horror Movie 'Silent House'

Celebrity Blogger Says: Taylor Swift And Jake Gyllenhaal Are Definitely Still In Love!

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 09:38 AM PST


Popular Celebrity Blogger currently contributes to every tabloid blog on the Internet, getting the real scoop on the lives of our favorite A-listers!

Can this be one “Love Story” that won’t have a (Donnie) dark(o) ending? After a split that our sources say left the couple irrecoverably, devastatingly “not dating,” Prince of Persia star Jake Gyllenhaal and teen country crooner Taylor Swift may be going back to December…together!

This Wednesday, the duo was seen eating dinner together in a restaurant with a fireplace (ooh-la-la!) in Nashville. According to one onlooker, “They were cordial to one another, but not affectionate.” Could these two be hiding their love from a judgmental society? We think so!

But after having his heart broken(back Mountain) one too many times before, Jake might be wary about falling in love again. “Sometimes the things you most want doesn’t happen, and sometimes the things you never expect happen,” said Jake in his 2010 movie Love and Other Drugs. Could he have been talking about his feelings for Taylor? Only time will tell! But one thing’s for sure: Innocent Jarhead Our Song The Day After Tomorrow!

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Celebrity Blogger Says: Taylor Swift And Jake Gyllenhaal Are Definitely Still In Love!

Crushable Quotable: Minnie Driver Is Kind Of An Underminer

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 08:33 AM PST

Minnie Driver was on The Ellen Degeneres Show this morning, giving us some blind items about who was really wasted at the Golden Globes and showing their underwear in the ladies room. Which is fine, I guess. Who doesn’t love gossip? I love gossip! But what’s annoying is how Minnie dresses up her high-school snark as some sort of worldly, humbling experience for her. Shut up, Minnie Driver.

“I did stop and help her, and I said, ‘I’m just glad you’re wearing knickers…But I don’t think she knew what knickers were because it’s an English word, but it was good. It was really good. It was a good story.

It’s kind of hilarious and daunting seeing your icons kind of hammered. Not necessarily fall down drunk – but definitely saying inappropriate things – and it’s very lovely and it’s sort of weird and awful, and I enjoy it.”

Hilarious and daunting? Lovely and weird and awful? Make up your mind, Minnie. (By the way, we definitely think the drunk person was Lea Michele. Obviously that’s why she couldn’t stop crying.)

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Crushable Quotable: Minnie Driver Is Kind Of An Underminer

Hot Shot: A Taylor Kitsch You Can Bring Home To Mom

Posted: 21 Jan 2011 08:53 AM PST


Yes, that is the sound of a million hearts breaking all across the nation: Taylor Kitsch has chopped off his signature long locks for a movie role. But wait! There’s a plus-side to this. While Taylor has lost some of his bad-boy Friday Night Lights appeal, he does have a certain cleaned-up plus-one at a wedding appeal now. Plus, his locks do still look eminently run-your-fingers-through-able.

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Hot Shot: A Taylor Kitsch You Can Bring Home To Mom

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